Hookups and Emoticons [21]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [21/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men || 20 - Police Officers and Starting Over ||
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Chapter 21: Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer
November 26, Thursday, 6:02PM
***Yunbi has signed in
Yunbi: MWAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!! >8D
Yunbi: Yunho should be more careful about who he tells his password to~ >DDDD
Yunbi: And CHANGMIN calls me dumb. D< HA!!! I'm teh awesome brother! >8D
Yunbi: Yunnie shall thank meh later~
Yunbi: He'll log on any day now and my plan shall fall into action~
Yunbi: Yep~
Yunbi: Yep yep~
Yunbi: WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING HIM SO LONG??!!!?!?! D<
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Omo~ Yunnie!
Yunbi: Jaejoongie!
Jaesicle: I just got a text from Susu that said you really wanted to talk to me online. What's up, baby? <3
Yunbi: You. ;D And your gorgeous, plump, sugary lips~
Jaesicle: ....Omo
Yunbi: I wonder how they'd taste on my wet, pink, juicy lips~
Jaesicle: ....Omona
Yunbi: Because I just know our lips would go together like peanut butter and jelly~ ;D
Jaesicle: Goodness! Yunnie, what's gotten into you?
Yunbi: The image of your beautiful face has gotten into my mind and it's staying for a long time, baby. ;D That, and the feeling of you under my skin
Jaesicle: *squeal* >///<
Yunbi: Yeah, baby. That's the kind of sound I wanna hear from you when you're around me~ >;D
Jaesicle: Yunho! >///< What's gotten into you today????
Yunbi: I've just been doing a little thinking, sexy~
Yunbi: And you wanna know what went through my mind? Besides the thought of you in my arms and the memory of your wonderful Jaejoong-like scent?
Jaesicle: Ooh~ What, baby?
Yunbi: Oh, my sexy JJ. <333333333 I wanna know what your skin feels like in my hands on a hot Saturday night. Is it as warm as your breath on the back of my neck? I'd like to find out pretty soon~
Jaesicle: *giggles* Well, if you keep this up, you may find out soon~
Yunbi: Yummy~ ;D How's this Saturday night? At 8? Will I find out then?
Jaesicle: Most definitely, honey <3 <3 <3
Yunbi: Oh la la~ Then I will MOST DEFINITELY be at your door five minutes before 9 cuz I just can't wait to see youz. ;D
Jaesicle: Oh. Hehe. Wouldn't that make you, um, incredibly late, Yunnie?
Yunbi: O.O
Yunbi: *8
Yunbi: I meant I'll be at your door at 8 on the dot. ._.
Yunbi: Damn it, WHY ish the 9 right next to the 8 on this stupid keyboard?!?
Jaesicle: Lololol~ You're so silly, Yunnie. ;]
Yunbi: You bet I am ;D
Jaesicle: I like that about chu~
Yunbi: I'll bring the money for our, ahem, DATE this weekend, okay sugar honey buns??
Jaesicle: Oh noes! I can't let you pay for everything! >w<
Yunbi: Oh, no, baby cakes with cinnamon sprinkles! I'm bringing the money...so you can bring your sexy >;D
Jaesicle: Omo omo! I don't know what's gotten into you, Yunnie, but I likez it!
Yunbi: Just like I likez you~
Jaesicle: *squeal* >///<
Yunbi: *shivers* Oooooooh. Say it again~
Jaesicle: *squeeeeaaaal* <3333
Yunbi: Omg, you simply OOZE sexy ^.~
Jaesicle: And you ooze ADORABLE, Yunnie honey
Yunbi: Jaejae baby?
Jaesicle: Yes, Yunnie honey?
Yunbi: You complete meh 8D
Jaesicle: Lololololll! xD You're just so CUTE!
Yunbi: I'm only like this for you~ My cuteness is only a one-time offer for only one man in this world
Jaesicle: Oh! You're making me blush! >///<
Yunbi: Oh, I wanna make you do that and so much more~ ;D
Jaesicle: Goodness! <3 <3
Yunbi: ;D
Jaesicle: Sweety, I've got head over to Heechul's house right now but I just want to let you know that my mind will be with you the entire time <3 <3
Yunbi: Oh noes! D: I dunno if I like the idea of you going to another man's house.
Jaesicle: Stop it! >///< You and I and everyone knows that Heechul doesn't count as a man ;D
Yunbi: You ish right, my lovely ;DD
Jaesicle: I'm only having dinner with him but I'll miss you soooo much while I'm over there <3
Yunbi: I would miss you, too, but every time I close my eyes, you're right next to me in meh dreams~
Jaesicle: Omgah! <3
Yunbi: I'll let you go now, pumpkin. But just know that once I let a beautiful butterfly out of my arms, I do so ever want to keep it with me, so I go get my net and go butterfly hunting for the wonderful wings of my precious and then I go searching through the woods and then I find a rainbow deer and...
Jaesicle: Um...what?
Yunbi: o.O"
Yunbi: You are my world~ ;D
Jaesicle: Lol, baby. <3 I'll call you later, kay?
Yunbi: I can't wait to hear your sultry voice caressing meh ears. Oh yes, baby, ease my eardrums into heaven
Jaesicle: Omo! >///<
***Jaesicle has signed out
Yunbi: HA! >8D SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Yunbi: But damn....o.o" My butterfly metaphor completely fell apart....it worked on Taeyang the time we fucked under the bleachers in the gym. >.>
Yunbi: Oh well! You're fucking welcome, Yunho, wherever you are!!! >:D
Yunbi: Junsu rules! *victory dances in a circle*
***Yunbi has signed out
Chapter 22
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [21/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men || 20 - Police Officers and Starting Over ||
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Chapter 21: Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer
November 26, Thursday, 6:02PM
***Yunbi has signed in
Yunbi: MWAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA!!! >8D
Yunbi: Yunho should be more careful about who he tells his password to~ >DDDD
Yunbi: And CHANGMIN calls me dumb. D< HA!!! I'm teh awesome brother! >8D
Yunbi: Yunnie shall thank meh later~
Yunbi: He'll log on any day now and my plan shall fall into action~
Yunbi: Yep~
Yunbi: Yep yep~
Yunbi: WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING HIM SO LONG??!!!?!?! D<
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Omo~ Yunnie!
Yunbi: Jaejoongie!
Jaesicle: I just got a text from Susu that said you really wanted to talk to me online. What's up, baby? <3
Yunbi: You. ;D And your gorgeous, plump, sugary lips~
Jaesicle: ....Omo
Yunbi: I wonder how they'd taste on my wet, pink, juicy lips~
Jaesicle: ....Omona
Yunbi: Because I just know our lips would go together like peanut butter and jelly~ ;D
Jaesicle: Goodness! Yunnie, what's gotten into you?
Yunbi: The image of your beautiful face has gotten into my mind and it's staying for a long time, baby. ;D That, and the feeling of you under my skin
Jaesicle: *squeal* >///<
Yunbi: Yeah, baby. That's the kind of sound I wanna hear from you when you're around me~ >;D
Jaesicle: Yunho! >///< What's gotten into you today????
Yunbi: I've just been doing a little thinking, sexy~
Yunbi: And you wanna know what went through my mind? Besides the thought of you in my arms and the memory of your wonderful Jaejoong-like scent?
Jaesicle: Ooh~ What, baby?
Yunbi: Oh, my sexy JJ. <333333333 I wanna know what your skin feels like in my hands on a hot Saturday night. Is it as warm as your breath on the back of my neck? I'd like to find out pretty soon~
Jaesicle: *giggles* Well, if you keep this up, you may find out soon~
Yunbi: Yummy~ ;D How's this Saturday night? At 8? Will I find out then?
Jaesicle: Most definitely, honey <3 <3 <3
Yunbi: Oh la la~ Then I will MOST DEFINITELY be at your door five minutes before 9 cuz I just can't wait to see youz. ;D
Jaesicle: Oh. Hehe. Wouldn't that make you, um, incredibly late, Yunnie?
Yunbi: O.O
Yunbi: *8
Yunbi: I meant I'll be at your door at 8 on the dot. ._.
Yunbi: Damn it, WHY ish the 9 right next to the 8 on this stupid keyboard?!?
Jaesicle: Lololol~ You're so silly, Yunnie. ;]
Yunbi: You bet I am ;D
Jaesicle: I like that about chu~
Yunbi: I'll bring the money for our, ahem, DATE this weekend, okay sugar honey buns??
Jaesicle: Oh noes! I can't let you pay for everything! >w<
Yunbi: Oh, no, baby cakes with cinnamon sprinkles! I'm bringing the money...so you can bring your sexy >;D
Jaesicle: Omo omo! I don't know what's gotten into you, Yunnie, but I likez it!
Yunbi: Just like I likez you~
Jaesicle: *squeal* >///<
Yunbi: *shivers* Oooooooh. Say it again~
Jaesicle: *squeeeeaaaal* <3333
Yunbi: Omg, you simply OOZE sexy ^.~
Jaesicle: And you ooze ADORABLE, Yunnie honey
Yunbi: Jaejae baby?
Jaesicle: Yes, Yunnie honey?
Yunbi: You complete meh 8D
Jaesicle: Lololololll! xD You're just so CUTE!
Yunbi: I'm only like this for you~ My cuteness is only a one-time offer for only one man in this world
Jaesicle: Oh! You're making me blush! >///<
Yunbi: Oh, I wanna make you do that and so much more~ ;D
Jaesicle: Goodness! <3 <3
Yunbi: ;D
Jaesicle: Sweety, I've got head over to Heechul's house right now but I just want to let you know that my mind will be with you the entire time <3 <3
Yunbi: Oh noes! D: I dunno if I like the idea of you going to another man's house.
Jaesicle: Stop it! >///< You and I and everyone knows that Heechul doesn't count as a man ;D
Yunbi: You ish right, my lovely ;DD
Jaesicle: I'm only having dinner with him but I'll miss you soooo much while I'm over there <3
Yunbi: I would miss you, too, but every time I close my eyes, you're right next to me in meh dreams~
Jaesicle: Omgah! <3
Yunbi: I'll let you go now, pumpkin. But just know that once I let a beautiful butterfly out of my arms, I do so ever want to keep it with me, so I go get my net and go butterfly hunting for the wonderful wings of my precious and then I go searching through the woods and then I find a rainbow deer and...
Jaesicle: Um...what?
Yunbi: o.O"
Yunbi: You are my world~ ;D
Jaesicle: Lol, baby. <3 I'll call you later, kay?
Yunbi: I can't wait to hear your sultry voice caressing meh ears. Oh yes, baby, ease my eardrums into heaven
Jaesicle: Omo! >///<
***Jaesicle has signed out
Yunbi: HA! >8D SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Yunbi: But damn....o.o" My butterfly metaphor completely fell apart....it worked on Taeyang the time we fucked under the bleachers in the gym. >.>
Yunbi: Oh well! You're fucking welcome, Yunho, wherever you are!!! >:D
Yunbi: Junsu rules! *victory dances in a circle*
***Yunbi has signed out
Chapter 22
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Gotta love Junsu. x'DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
And comments :3
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