Hookups and Emoticons [48]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [48/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 48: Imagination and Vanilla Icing
December 23, Tuesday, 4: 38PM
***SUnny has signed in
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: ...
Maximini: ...
SUnny: >.>
Maximini: WHAT?!
SUnny: You're on dad's laptop again... >.>
Maximini: What do you expect me to do??? You wanted to talk and the library's closed!!!
SUnny: ......
SUnny: Is it sad that we're brothers who have to use computers to talk even though we're in the same house....?
Maximini: Yes. Very sad...
SUnny: <.<
Maximini: WHAT?! What's with that emoticon?!
SUnny: NOTHING! D<
SUnny: ...Are you okay?
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Yeah. I haven't gotten as many taunting emails from my peers today. Maybe everyone's starting to get over me.
SUnny: They better. Or I'll EAT them D<
Maximini: ...
SUnny: Why didn't you tell me you were having problems in school?
Maximini: o_o Why WOULD I tell you?
SUnny: Cuz I'm your brother!!! D8<
Maximini: But you don't like me o_o
SUnny: >_>
SUnny: Okay, maybe I don't like you as a brother....
SUnny: But I like you as a rival. >D An opponent~ Someone who gives me immense pleasure when I beat you to the bathroom in the mornings and spend hours flossing and counting my hairs just to annoy you. Heh heh...
Maximini: .....So basically, all the resounding attributes of a sibling.
SUnny: Um...what? o.o
Maximini: You still like me as an annoying little brother.
SUnny: Oh....o.o....yeah....I guess...
Maximini: Ha. You just admitted you like me.
SUnny: No! You used too many big words! I have no idea what I'm saying! @.@ It's the same trick you used on mom to make her call me dumb! DDD'<
Maximini: Haha. Well, I kind of tolerate you as an inevitably vexatious blood relative as well.
SUnny: Ehh??? o.O
Maximini: I said your butt is huge.
SUnny: Gah! >.<
Maximini: xD
SUnny: See if I get you anything for Christmas this year! D<
Maximini: Hey, you better! You're already getting double the presents. Me and mom and dad had to postpone your birthday gifts til Christmas since your party...you know...didn't turn out the way it should've...
Maximini: Sorry, by the way. I didn't know about what happened til later. I would've made mom and dad keep me in Seoul if I had known no one else was going to make your party.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Punk. Don't apologize for getting punched in the face the day of my birthday. Apologize for not fucking TELLING me a dude punched you in the face! DDD<
Maximini: Actually, it was a group of people...
SUnny: I'LL DEVOUR THEM! D<
Maximini: A group of girls...
SUnny: O.O Oh....
SUnny: Must have been a lot of them. You know girls run in packs. That's why I'm gay... >.>
Maximini: There were only three of them...
SUnny: ...Okay...They must have been powerful...
Maximini: One was barely four feet tall...
SUnny: I'm gonna teach you how to fight =.=
SUnny: HEY!! What was that about me getting double presents??????
Maximini: Well, obviously.
SUnny: EXPLAIN, twerp! D<
Maximini: We didn't get to give you your birthday presents. And there was no other appropriate time than Christmas to give you your gifts even though we already got you your Christmas presents. Mom wanted to surprise you. Surprise...
SUnny: Omg... Really?
Maximini: Duh! What? You thought we didn't get you any presents at all???
SUnny: ...
Maximini: What kind of monsters do you take us for?????
SUnny: Well, I'm used to no one giving a shit. Always. Every time you do something just a little bit awesome, mom and dad go crazy and I get left in your shadow. Okay? There. I said it.
Maximini: ......................
Maximini: Seriously????????
SUnny: YES, seriously! I don't lie! D<
Maximini: Now, that's a lie. Liar~
SUnny: Shut up! xP
Maximini: You shut up! xP
SUnny: No, YOU shut up! D8<
Maximini: This is immature... =_=
SUnny: No, YOU'RE immature!! DDD8<
Maximini: =_=;
Maximini: Mom and dad don't hate you!
SUnny: I never said they hated me. How can you hate something you barely know exists?
Maximini: They respect you. A lot.
SUnny: Yeah, right
Maximini: They talk about you, Junsu.
SUnny: Pffft. What could they possibly say?? "Hey, you remember that kid who's always hanging around the house and eating our food?" "Yeah, what's his name again?" "Umm, I think it was Junho or Andrew or something."
Maximini: You're such a spazz.
SUnny: You're a nerd xP
Maximini: They say that you're an independent kid with a good head on his shoulders.
SUnny: No, YOU'RE a pansy >xP
SUnny: Wait. What? o.o
Maximini: They say that you're independent and responsible. And you hang out with good people like Yoochun and Yunho and they've only met Jaejoong a couple of times but they already think he's a good influence. And they're right.
Maximini: They don't have to worry about you going off into the middle of the night and selling drugs or getting mugged or getting beat up by half the school...
Maximini: But they still don't trust you to go grocery shopping alone after the incident... >.> Really, Junsu?? How does one person walk out of a store with 8,000,000 won worth of candy and cereal???
SUnny: You don't understand!! It was awesome candy and cereal!! It was calling meh name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8
SUnny: So wait... They don't fuss over me because they think...I just don't need to be fussed over?
Maximini: Yep.
Maximini: I'm sure mom knew something was wrong with me ever since middle school when I kept coming home with all my pencils gone because someone would steal them. I never told her about it, but she figured it out.
Maximini: All she and dad have ever wanted to do was help me feel normal and loved like you are. Ever since I can remember, it was always you bringing home a group of friends and I only had Kibum. But I'm perfectly fine with Kibum being my only friend. I could do without the bullying, though...
Maximini: I'm the problem child, Junsu. You're the star in their eyes.
SUnny: ...
Maximini: But that doesn't mean I relinquish the fact that I am the favorite. Because I am <3
SUnny: You just said mom and dad don't hate me! DD<
Maximini: Yeah but I'm still the cutest~
SUnny: Gah! >.<
SUnny: So when you said mom and dad think I'm responsible...and that I hang out with the right crowd...they obviously don't know about...you know...me and Hyukjae and...
Maximini: No idea. They're parents, not geniuses. Like me~
SUnny: ...
SUnny: So what do you know?
Maximini: I know about Hyukjae, Hankyung, Donghae, Sungmin, Wooyoung, Junsu (Not you, of course. Other Junsu), Changmin (Not me, of course. HELL no. Other Changmin), Taecyeon, Nickhun, Taeyang, Seungri, Daesung, Hongki, Jaejin, Yonghwa, Minhyuk, Sungho, Joon, Byunghee, Minjoon, Hyunjoon, Minjae, Geonwoo, Woojin, Jihoo, half the Japanese foreign exchange students and that's about all the names of the guys you've invited home and just went straight up to your room to do what I can guess is fornicate. Are there anymore I should know about?
SUnny: O_______O How did you know? >.<
Maximini: I told you. I'm a genius~
Maximini: And I'm not deaf like mom and dad... The bumps and vocal projections coming from upstairs were a incredibly obvious...
SUnny: Sorry.....
Maximini: Don't worry about it. At least you didn't have sex in my room.
Maximini: .........Did you?
SUnny: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW O.O
Maximini: Glad to hear~
Maximini: Um, just curious. Are there any other places in the house you might have used while the rest of us weren't around? Like...the bathroom...the couch...or the kitchen table....?
SUnny: Umm... >.>
Maximini: O__O You ANIMAL!!!!!! I EAT there!
SUnny: <.<
Maximini: What if you left your RESIDUE!???! What if guests came in and saw it and assumed it was frigging VANILLA ICING and asked where the cake was?!!?! And then mom would be all like, "What cake??" And Guest would be all like, "The cake with the vanilla icing. You obviously made a cake. I want it!" And then you'd be all like, ">.>"
SUnny: >.>
Maximini: Or god forbid, what if Yoochun found your man juices??? You know he visits a lot. What if he touched it, or worse, tried to EAT your leftover "vanilla icing????"
SUnny: ...
Maximini: What? What'd I say?
SUnny: Nothing.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Something up with Yoochun?
SUnny: No.
Maximini: Liar~
SUnny: Whatever.
Maximini: Tell me or I'm telling mom why all our guests always assume we baked vanilla cake.
SUnny: Fuck you!
Maximini: I'm waiting~
SUnny: ...
SUnny: He didn't know.
Maximini: About what?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: About YOU??
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Your own best friend didn't know that you had more sex than any normal human being should???
SUnny: ...
SUnny: He didn't know. Now he does. And now he's not my best friend anymore. Or bestestest friend.
Maximini: WHAT? You've known each other since before I was born. He visits our house so much, I used to think HE was my older brother. He certainly treats me like I'm his sibling...
SUnny: ...
Maximini: You're too close to just not be friends anymore
SUnny: Shit happened.
Maximini: No. Yoochun isn't like that. He wouldn't unbefriend you because of a little...excessive....irresponsible sex...
SUnny: ...
Maximini: ...
Maximini: He likes you, you know.
SUnny: Yeah, I know.
Maximini: Ha! Yeah, I'm sure you know. But I'm not talking about like like. I mean love like. The way he looks at you radiates LUUUUURVE to anyone with eyes.
SUnny: Yeah. I know.
Maximini: Wait...you know? How?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Did someone tell you already?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: .......Did he tell you?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Ah, fuck.
SUnny: Watch your language.
Maximini: What did you say to him?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Not much, huh? Is this why you've been......>.>......quiet.....lately?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: What do you mean, "I wish you would disappear, you nosy little runt???????"
SUnny: !??!!!?!?!!?!?
SUnny: How the FUCK did you know I was thinking that?????? o_o
Maximini: Eh. I'm good at reading between the dots.
SUnny: =.= What am I thinking now?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Easy. You're thinking about Yoochun.
SUnny: ...So what exactly am I thinking about Yoochun?
Maximini: You're thinking that you don't even know what you think about him.
SUnny: ...You're good.
Maximini: Thanks. I'm good at most things I do~
SUnny: Pisshead =.=
Maximini: So...?
SUnny: So what?
Maximini: Figure yourself out. What are you thinking?
SUnny: If I don't even know, how the fuck am I supposed to tell my enemy of a younger brother???
Maximini: Can't be that hard. It didn't take me long to figure out after Kibum confessed to me.
SUnny: WHAT? O_O
Maximini: Heh...
SUnny: YOU and KIBUM??
Maximini: Heh. Yeah...
SUnny: OMFG.
Maximini: Yep~
SUnny: ...How?
Maximini: Imagination, my dear brother. Imagination.
SUnny: Are you shitting me? =_=
Maximini: No, I'm serious! Imagination and honesty helped me figure myself out and now I'm the happiest nerd alive <3
SUnny: How can I be honest with Yoochun? I've lied to him practically half our lives....
Maximini: That's where imagination comes in~
SUnny: =_=;
Maximini: Imagine~ Ignore Yoochun.
SUnny: ...I've been ignoring him. And if anything, I'm even more confused.
Maximini: No, I mean, Yoochun no longer exists. You never met. And you never will.
SUnny: What...?
Maximini: Just try it, birdbrain. Imagine what your life would've been like if Yoochun was never in it. Would you be better off? Did his confession ruin any chance of you guys ever being friends again? Can you picture a happier future without Yoochun? If so, then maybe that's the best route to go. Just breaking it off could be a lot less painful for both of you.
SUnny: Do you know what kind of shit I feel like right now? Cold, smelly, forgotten shit that just sits there and rots. I'm so confused, I can't look at Yoochun anymore. And I've been looking at Yoochun for almost every fucking day of my life.
SUnny: Now it's like not being able to smell, see or breath anymore. I can't even remember the last time I ate. I kept trying to push him away but dammit, it's too hard... If I had to spend the rest of my life the way I feel now, I might as well die.
Maximini: Okay, so, chopping him out of your life isn't an option?
SUnny: What do you think, Einstein???
Maximini: Hey, don't get smart with me. I'm the smart one!
SUnny: xP
Maximini: So since you can't get rid of him, what if you let him in more?
SUnny: Eh? o.o
Maximini: You know what I mean, doofus! What is he to you?
SUnny: He's my bestestest friend, duh =.=
Maximini: No! Really think about it. Yoochun wants to be more with you. So, what would happen if you gave him more of yourself? More than what you would give a friend. It's okay if you don't reply for a while. Just imagine and think for once in your life. >_>
SUnny: D<
SUnny: Fine...
SUnny: ...
SUnny: To me, Park Yoochun is the sky, the ground and everything in between.
SUnny: He may be lazy and perverted and may never want to see me again but he's MY Yoochun and I'm too deep in love with him and everything about him to give him up. Even when keeps his room freezing cold when I sleep over at his house even though he knows I hate it.
Maximini: Wait. He's your Yoochun and what?
SUnny: Shit, that's annoying. >.< I always wake up with the sniffles.
Maximini: Okay, okay, but WHAT was that you said before??
SUnny: But I never mind because I'd do it every day for the rest of my life because I know that waking up in the same room as Park Yoochun is the best thing that will ever happen to me. But how am I supposed to know if that's enough to take it...further?
Maximini: Helloooooo? Are you listening to me!?
SUnny: What if we crash and burn and it's all my fault because I only went out with him to make him happy when I'll never feel the same for him? I don't want to hurt Yoochun anymore...
Maximini: WOW.
SUnny: Eh? o.o I'm musing over here. You shut up and let me think! D<
Maximini: We must be related, cause we're both pretty clueless when it comes to romance.
SUnny: HEY!!! I am NOT clueless, you assy scarecrow!!! DDD8<
Maximini: =_=
Maximini: WHAT did you say after saying Yoochun is yours?
SUnny: Um, he always keeps his room freezing cold? o.o"
Maximini: NO!! Scroll up and read, you dumbass!!!
SUnny: WHAT YOUR LANGUAGE!!!! D<
Maximini: I learn from the best~
SUnny: FUCK YOU! D< I'm scrolling!
Maximini: See??????
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Oh.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: I'm in love with him.
SUnny: I love Park Yoochun...
Maximini: Finally, dammit! D<
Maximini: Now how would you define "love?"
SUnny: I know what fucking "love" means! Don't treat me like I'm dum! DDDD<
Maximini: It's spelled "dumb..."
SUnny: I KNOW THAT!!!!!! Stop treating me like that or I'll eat your face! *CHOMP*
Maximini: I'm not!!!!
Maximini: Well, you are dumb, but I'm not treating you like you are... >_> Kibum asked me the same question, so think about it! You gotta make 10,000% sure it's not just friend love. It better be the real shit or Chun's gonna get hurt!
SUnny: Fine! *RAWR*
SUnny: Love...
SUnny: Love is.....
Maximini: Take your time.
SUnny: I walk through the halls at school every morning.
SUnny: And I wave and talk to everyone I meet.
SUnny: But...
SUnny: Even when I put on a big fake smile and pretend everything's okay...
SUnny: It's Yoochun's smile I see out of every damn face in that crowded hallway.
SUnny: And my smile becomes real.
Maximini: Ha. Bingo~
SUnny: I love him...
Maximini: Yep~
SUnny: I love him...
Maximini: Totally head over heels and stuff~
SUnny: I'm IN love with him...
Maximini: Okay, I get it =_=
SUnny: And he loves me. He told me so! A lot...
SUnny: Every moment he stayed by my side, he was telling me he loved me...
Maximini: Like I said. Anyone with freaking EYEBALLS could see that he's insane about you.
SUnny: SHUT UP! D8< You and Kibum are only just now together!
Maximini: ...Fine, you got me...
SUnny: HA! >8D
Maximini: .........................................................
SUnny: ............................................................
Maximini: You heard that, didn't you?
SUnny: The front door opening and closing...... >.>
Maximini: SHIT! Dad's home!!!!!
SUnny: HA! >8D You're finally gonna get caught on his laptop!!! Victory ish MYNE!!!
Maximini: CRAP! CRAP! He's gonna think I was looking at porn or something!
SUnny: Don't you? o.O
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Well, yeah. But not now! I was just chatting with you!
SUnny: MWAHAHAH! >8DDD I'm telling dad alllllll about you~
Maximini: NOOO!
Maximini: Shit, he's getting closer!!
Maximini: I can't get grounded right before Christmas!! Me and Kibum were gonna hang out! I'm gonna miss our first Christmas as boyfriends!
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Stupid luck! There's no way I'm escaping now! And I can't lie. He'd never believe me. There's no other reason why I would be in his room. Shit, shit....
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Aw, calm down. I'll save you.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Now is no time for you to tease me!!!
SUnny: I'm not! DD< I'll distract dad before he goes into his room and you erase all evidence that you were on his laptop and escape. Got it?
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Thanks.
SUnny: Just hurry the fuck up! ]8<
Maximini: Um....
SUnny: That's not HURRYING THE FUCK UP!!
Maximini: Um...you said to erase all the evidence.... You think he'd notice if I deleted his entire history...? There's a lot of porn sites on here...
SUnny: =.="
Maximini: ...
SUnny: Just leave it and get the fuck outta there! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8<
Maximini: Okay! Shit!
SUnny: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!!
***Maximini has signed out
SUnny: Stupid little brother.... >.>
SUnny: Su to teh rescue! >8D
***SUnny has signed out
Chapter 49
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [48/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
Previous Chapters
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Yay banner! 8D Thanks jaetaime for making this lovely masterpiece ♥
Chapter 48: Imagination and Vanilla Icing
December 23, Tuesday, 4: 38PM
***SUnny has signed in
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: ...
Maximini: ...
SUnny: >.>
Maximini: WHAT?!
SUnny: You're on dad's laptop again... >.>
Maximini: What do you expect me to do??? You wanted to talk and the library's closed!!!
SUnny: ......
SUnny: Is it sad that we're brothers who have to use computers to talk even though we're in the same house....?
Maximini: Yes. Very sad...
SUnny: <.<
Maximini: WHAT?! What's with that emoticon?!
SUnny: NOTHING! D<
SUnny: ...Are you okay?
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Yeah. I haven't gotten as many taunting emails from my peers today. Maybe everyone's starting to get over me.
SUnny: They better. Or I'll EAT them D<
Maximini: ...
SUnny: Why didn't you tell me you were having problems in school?
Maximini: o_o Why WOULD I tell you?
SUnny: Cuz I'm your brother!!! D8<
Maximini: But you don't like me o_o
SUnny: >_>
SUnny: Okay, maybe I don't like you as a brother....
SUnny: But I like you as a rival. >D An opponent~ Someone who gives me immense pleasure when I beat you to the bathroom in the mornings and spend hours flossing and counting my hairs just to annoy you. Heh heh...
Maximini: .....So basically, all the resounding attributes of a sibling.
SUnny: Um...what? o.o
Maximini: You still like me as an annoying little brother.
SUnny: Oh....o.o....yeah....I guess...
Maximini: Ha. You just admitted you like me.
SUnny: No! You used too many big words! I have no idea what I'm saying! @.@ It's the same trick you used on mom to make her call me dumb! DDD'<
Maximini: Haha. Well, I kind of tolerate you as an inevitably vexatious blood relative as well.
SUnny: Ehh??? o.O
Maximini: I said your butt is huge.
SUnny: Gah! >.<
Maximini: xD
SUnny: See if I get you anything for Christmas this year! D<
Maximini: Hey, you better! You're already getting double the presents. Me and mom and dad had to postpone your birthday gifts til Christmas since your party...you know...didn't turn out the way it should've...
Maximini: Sorry, by the way. I didn't know about what happened til later. I would've made mom and dad keep me in Seoul if I had known no one else was going to make your party.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Punk. Don't apologize for getting punched in the face the day of my birthday. Apologize for not fucking TELLING me a dude punched you in the face! DDD<
Maximini: Actually, it was a group of people...
SUnny: I'LL DEVOUR THEM! D<
Maximini: A group of girls...
SUnny: O.O Oh....
SUnny: Must have been a lot of them. You know girls run in packs. That's why I'm gay... >.>
Maximini: There were only three of them...
SUnny: ...Okay...They must have been powerful...
Maximini: One was barely four feet tall...
SUnny: I'm gonna teach you how to fight =.=
SUnny: HEY!! What was that about me getting double presents??????
Maximini: Well, obviously.
SUnny: EXPLAIN, twerp! D<
Maximini: We didn't get to give you your birthday presents. And there was no other appropriate time than Christmas to give you your gifts even though we already got you your Christmas presents. Mom wanted to surprise you. Surprise...
SUnny: Omg... Really?
Maximini: Duh! What? You thought we didn't get you any presents at all???
SUnny: ...
Maximini: What kind of monsters do you take us for?????
SUnny: Well, I'm used to no one giving a shit. Always. Every time you do something just a little bit awesome, mom and dad go crazy and I get left in your shadow. Okay? There. I said it.
Maximini: ......................
Maximini: Seriously????????
SUnny: YES, seriously! I don't lie! D<
Maximini: Now, that's a lie. Liar~
SUnny: Shut up! xP
Maximini: You shut up! xP
SUnny: No, YOU shut up! D8<
Maximini: This is immature... =_=
SUnny: No, YOU'RE immature!! DDD8<
Maximini: =_=;
Maximini: Mom and dad don't hate you!
SUnny: I never said they hated me. How can you hate something you barely know exists?
Maximini: They respect you. A lot.
SUnny: Yeah, right
Maximini: They talk about you, Junsu.
SUnny: Pffft. What could they possibly say?? "Hey, you remember that kid who's always hanging around the house and eating our food?" "Yeah, what's his name again?" "Umm, I think it was Junho or Andrew or something."
Maximini: You're such a spazz.
SUnny: You're a nerd xP
Maximini: They say that you're an independent kid with a good head on his shoulders.
SUnny: No, YOU'RE a pansy >xP
SUnny: Wait. What? o.o
Maximini: They say that you're independent and responsible. And you hang out with good people like Yoochun and Yunho and they've only met Jaejoong a couple of times but they already think he's a good influence. And they're right.
Maximini: They don't have to worry about you going off into the middle of the night and selling drugs or getting mugged or getting beat up by half the school...
Maximini: But they still don't trust you to go grocery shopping alone after the incident... >.> Really, Junsu?? How does one person walk out of a store with 8,000,000 won worth of candy and cereal???
SUnny: You don't understand!! It was awesome candy and cereal!! It was calling meh name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8
SUnny: So wait... They don't fuss over me because they think...I just don't need to be fussed over?
Maximini: Yep.
Maximini: I'm sure mom knew something was wrong with me ever since middle school when I kept coming home with all my pencils gone because someone would steal them. I never told her about it, but she figured it out.
Maximini: All she and dad have ever wanted to do was help me feel normal and loved like you are. Ever since I can remember, it was always you bringing home a group of friends and I only had Kibum. But I'm perfectly fine with Kibum being my only friend. I could do without the bullying, though...
Maximini: I'm the problem child, Junsu. You're the star in their eyes.
SUnny: ...
Maximini: But that doesn't mean I relinquish the fact that I am the favorite. Because I am <3
SUnny: You just said mom and dad don't hate me! DD<
Maximini: Yeah but I'm still the cutest~
SUnny: Gah! >.<
SUnny: So when you said mom and dad think I'm responsible...and that I hang out with the right crowd...they obviously don't know about...you know...me and Hyukjae and...
Maximini: No idea. They're parents, not geniuses. Like me~
SUnny: ...
SUnny: So what do you know?
Maximini: I know about Hyukjae, Hankyung, Donghae, Sungmin, Wooyoung, Junsu (Not you, of course. Other Junsu), Changmin (Not me, of course. HELL no. Other Changmin), Taecyeon, Nickhun, Taeyang, Seungri, Daesung, Hongki, Jaejin, Yonghwa, Minhyuk, Sungho, Joon, Byunghee, Minjoon, Hyunjoon, Minjae, Geonwoo, Woojin, Jihoo, half the Japanese foreign exchange students and that's about all the names of the guys you've invited home and just went straight up to your room to do what I can guess is fornicate. Are there anymore I should know about?
SUnny: O_______O How did you know? >.<
Maximini: I told you. I'm a genius~
Maximini: And I'm not deaf like mom and dad... The bumps and vocal projections coming from upstairs were a incredibly obvious...
SUnny: Sorry.....
Maximini: Don't worry about it. At least you didn't have sex in my room.
Maximini: .........Did you?
SUnny: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW O.O
Maximini: Glad to hear~
Maximini: Um, just curious. Are there any other places in the house you might have used while the rest of us weren't around? Like...the bathroom...the couch...or the kitchen table....?
SUnny: Umm... >.>
Maximini: O__O You ANIMAL!!!!!! I EAT there!
SUnny: <.<
Maximini: What if you left your RESIDUE!???! What if guests came in and saw it and assumed it was frigging VANILLA ICING and asked where the cake was?!!?! And then mom would be all like, "What cake??" And Guest would be all like, "The cake with the vanilla icing. You obviously made a cake. I want it!" And then you'd be all like, ">.>"
SUnny: >.>
Maximini: Or god forbid, what if Yoochun found your man juices??? You know he visits a lot. What if he touched it, or worse, tried to EAT your leftover "vanilla icing????"
SUnny: ...
Maximini: What? What'd I say?
SUnny: Nothing.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Something up with Yoochun?
SUnny: No.
Maximini: Liar~
SUnny: Whatever.
Maximini: Tell me or I'm telling mom why all our guests always assume we baked vanilla cake.
SUnny: Fuck you!
Maximini: I'm waiting~
SUnny: ...
SUnny: He didn't know.
Maximini: About what?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: About YOU??
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Your own best friend didn't know that you had more sex than any normal human being should???
SUnny: ...
SUnny: He didn't know. Now he does. And now he's not my best friend anymore. Or bestestest friend.
Maximini: WHAT? You've known each other since before I was born. He visits our house so much, I used to think HE was my older brother. He certainly treats me like I'm his sibling...
SUnny: ...
Maximini: You're too close to just not be friends anymore
SUnny: Shit happened.
Maximini: No. Yoochun isn't like that. He wouldn't unbefriend you because of a little...excessive....irresponsible sex...
SUnny: ...
Maximini: ...
Maximini: He likes you, you know.
SUnny: Yeah, I know.
Maximini: Ha! Yeah, I'm sure you know. But I'm not talking about like like. I mean love like. The way he looks at you radiates LUUUUURVE to anyone with eyes.
SUnny: Yeah. I know.
Maximini: Wait...you know? How?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Did someone tell you already?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: .......Did he tell you?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Ah, fuck.
SUnny: Watch your language.
Maximini: What did you say to him?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Not much, huh? Is this why you've been......>.>......quiet.....lately?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: What do you mean, "I wish you would disappear, you nosy little runt???????"
SUnny: !??!!!?!?!!?!?
SUnny: How the FUCK did you know I was thinking that?????? o_o
Maximini: Eh. I'm good at reading between the dots.
SUnny: =.= What am I thinking now?
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Easy. You're thinking about Yoochun.
SUnny: ...So what exactly am I thinking about Yoochun?
Maximini: You're thinking that you don't even know what you think about him.
SUnny: ...You're good.
Maximini: Thanks. I'm good at most things I do~
SUnny: Pisshead =.=
Maximini: So...?
SUnny: So what?
Maximini: Figure yourself out. What are you thinking?
SUnny: If I don't even know, how the fuck am I supposed to tell my enemy of a younger brother???
Maximini: Can't be that hard. It didn't take me long to figure out after Kibum confessed to me.
SUnny: WHAT? O_O
Maximini: Heh...
SUnny: YOU and KIBUM??
Maximini: Heh. Yeah...
SUnny: OMFG.
Maximini: Yep~
SUnny: ...How?
Maximini: Imagination, my dear brother. Imagination.
SUnny: Are you shitting me? =_=
Maximini: No, I'm serious! Imagination and honesty helped me figure myself out and now I'm the happiest nerd alive <3
SUnny: How can I be honest with Yoochun? I've lied to him practically half our lives....
Maximini: That's where imagination comes in~
SUnny: =_=;
Maximini: Imagine~ Ignore Yoochun.
SUnny: ...I've been ignoring him. And if anything, I'm even more confused.
Maximini: No, I mean, Yoochun no longer exists. You never met. And you never will.
SUnny: What...?
Maximini: Just try it, birdbrain. Imagine what your life would've been like if Yoochun was never in it. Would you be better off? Did his confession ruin any chance of you guys ever being friends again? Can you picture a happier future without Yoochun? If so, then maybe that's the best route to go. Just breaking it off could be a lot less painful for both of you.
SUnny: Do you know what kind of shit I feel like right now? Cold, smelly, forgotten shit that just sits there and rots. I'm so confused, I can't look at Yoochun anymore. And I've been looking at Yoochun for almost every fucking day of my life.
SUnny: Now it's like not being able to smell, see or breath anymore. I can't even remember the last time I ate. I kept trying to push him away but dammit, it's too hard... If I had to spend the rest of my life the way I feel now, I might as well die.
Maximini: Okay, so, chopping him out of your life isn't an option?
SUnny: What do you think, Einstein???
Maximini: Hey, don't get smart with me. I'm the smart one!
SUnny: xP
Maximini: So since you can't get rid of him, what if you let him in more?
SUnny: Eh? o.o
Maximini: You know what I mean, doofus! What is he to you?
SUnny: He's my bestestest friend, duh =.=
Maximini: No! Really think about it. Yoochun wants to be more with you. So, what would happen if you gave him more of yourself? More than what you would give a friend. It's okay if you don't reply for a while. Just imagine and think for once in your life. >_>
SUnny: D<
SUnny: Fine...
SUnny: ...
SUnny: To me, Park Yoochun is the sky, the ground and everything in between.
SUnny: He may be lazy and perverted and may never want to see me again but he's MY Yoochun and I'm too deep in love with him and everything about him to give him up. Even when keeps his room freezing cold when I sleep over at his house even though he knows I hate it.
Maximini: Wait. He's your Yoochun and what?
SUnny: Shit, that's annoying. >.< I always wake up with the sniffles.
Maximini: Okay, okay, but WHAT was that you said before??
SUnny: But I never mind because I'd do it every day for the rest of my life because I know that waking up in the same room as Park Yoochun is the best thing that will ever happen to me. But how am I supposed to know if that's enough to take it...further?
Maximini: Helloooooo? Are you listening to me!?
SUnny: What if we crash and burn and it's all my fault because I only went out with him to make him happy when I'll never feel the same for him? I don't want to hurt Yoochun anymore...
Maximini: WOW.
SUnny: Eh? o.o I'm musing over here. You shut up and let me think! D<
Maximini: We must be related, cause we're both pretty clueless when it comes to romance.
SUnny: HEY!!! I am NOT clueless, you assy scarecrow!!! DDD8<
Maximini: =_=
Maximini: WHAT did you say after saying Yoochun is yours?
SUnny: Um, he always keeps his room freezing cold? o.o"
Maximini: NO!! Scroll up and read, you dumbass!!!
SUnny: WHAT YOUR LANGUAGE!!!! D<
Maximini: I learn from the best~
SUnny: FUCK YOU! D< I'm scrolling!
Maximini: See??????
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Oh.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: I'm in love with him.
SUnny: I love Park Yoochun...
Maximini: Finally, dammit! D<
Maximini: Now how would you define "love?"
SUnny: I know what fucking "love" means! Don't treat me like I'm dum! DDDD<
Maximini: It's spelled "dumb..."
SUnny: I KNOW THAT!!!!!! Stop treating me like that or I'll eat your face! *CHOMP*
Maximini: I'm not!!!!
Maximini: Well, you are dumb, but I'm not treating you like you are... >_> Kibum asked me the same question, so think about it! You gotta make 10,000% sure it's not just friend love. It better be the real shit or Chun's gonna get hurt!
SUnny: Fine! *RAWR*
SUnny: Love...
SUnny: Love is.....
Maximini: Take your time.
SUnny: I walk through the halls at school every morning.
SUnny: And I wave and talk to everyone I meet.
SUnny: But...
SUnny: Even when I put on a big fake smile and pretend everything's okay...
SUnny: It's Yoochun's smile I see out of every damn face in that crowded hallway.
SUnny: And my smile becomes real.
Maximini: Ha. Bingo~
SUnny: I love him...
Maximini: Yep~
SUnny: I love him...
Maximini: Totally head over heels and stuff~
SUnny: I'm IN love with him...
Maximini: Okay, I get it =_=
SUnny: And he loves me. He told me so! A lot...
SUnny: Every moment he stayed by my side, he was telling me he loved me...
Maximini: Like I said. Anyone with freaking EYEBALLS could see that he's insane about you.
SUnny: SHUT UP! D8< You and Kibum are only just now together!
Maximini: ...Fine, you got me...
SUnny: HA! >8D
Maximini: .........................................................
SUnny: ............................................................
Maximini: You heard that, didn't you?
SUnny: The front door opening and closing...... >.>
Maximini: SHIT! Dad's home!!!!!
SUnny: HA! >8D You're finally gonna get caught on his laptop!!! Victory ish MYNE!!!
Maximini: CRAP! CRAP! He's gonna think I was looking at porn or something!
SUnny: Don't you? o.O
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Well, yeah. But not now! I was just chatting with you!
SUnny: MWAHAHAH! >8DDD I'm telling dad alllllll about you~
Maximini: NOOO!
Maximini: Shit, he's getting closer!!
Maximini: I can't get grounded right before Christmas!! Me and Kibum were gonna hang out! I'm gonna miss our first Christmas as boyfriends!
SUnny: ...
Maximini: Stupid luck! There's no way I'm escaping now! And I can't lie. He'd never believe me. There's no other reason why I would be in his room. Shit, shit....
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Aw, calm down. I'll save you.
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Now is no time for you to tease me!!!
SUnny: I'm not! DD< I'll distract dad before he goes into his room and you erase all evidence that you were on his laptop and escape. Got it?
Maximini: ...
Maximini: Thanks.
SUnny: Just hurry the fuck up! ]8<
Maximini: Um....
SUnny: That's not HURRYING THE FUCK UP!!
Maximini: Um...you said to erase all the evidence.... You think he'd notice if I deleted his entire history...? There's a lot of porn sites on here...
SUnny: =.="
Maximini: ...
SUnny: Just leave it and get the fuck outta there! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8<
Maximini: Okay! Shit!
SUnny: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!!!
***Maximini has signed out
SUnny: Stupid little brother.... >.>
SUnny: Su to teh rescue! >8D
***SUnny has signed out
Chapter 49
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