Hookups and Emoticons [34]

Jul 14, 2010 13:17

Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [34/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary: 
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz

Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~

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Yay banner! 8D Thanks jaetaime for making this lovely masterpiece ♥

Chapter 34: Babies and the Art of the Pout

December 7, Sunday, 9:04AM

***Maximini has signed in

***Jaesicle has signed in

Jaesicle: Susuuuuuuu my lovely darling~<333 ^.^

Maximini: Um...

Jaesicle: Omo!

Maximini: Um, hi.

Jaesicle: Omo omo. What's going on? I thought Junsu texted me asking me to go online...

Maximini: He did. Kind of...

Jaesicle: Omona~ This isn't good. Not good at all.

Maximini: Yeah...I'm sorry. I kind of....stole Junsu's cell phone from his room and texted you...

Jaesicle: Well, baby, I'm afraid I'm going to have to log off. I was sure yesterday I made myself clear. Yunnie is my boyfriend and that's not changing any time soon.

Maximini: Wait! No! That's not what I wanted! Seriously.

Jaesicle: Mmhm...

Maximini: No really! I just....

Jaesicle: Baby Minnie, I am so sorry. You are absolutely adorable and I didn't meant to be rude yesterday, but I'm afraid I can't accept your feelings. Maybe you can find someone else as fabulous as me but closer to your age, sweety.

Maximini: No, no! Please, Jaejoong. Just listen. Please.

Jaesicle: *sighz* Okay, baby. But I can't stay long. I don't think my Yunnie would like this very much <3

Jaesicle: He can be rough when he's jealous ;]

Jaesicle: Just this morning he sent me a very irritated text message because I texted him that I thought Junjin the singer was cute and then I texted him that Junjin will never be cuter than my Yunnie and then he sent me a heart and I sent a heart back~<3

Jaesicle: *sighz* <333

Maximini: Um okay.............

Maximini: I have a favor to ask

Jaesicle: ???

Maximini: I know you're my brother's friend and I know you hate me because of what I did but...please? Just one thing and I'm out of your hair for life

Jaesicle: Oh my. What it is it, baby?

Maximini: .....Um....first....can you not call me 'baby' anymore? It's a little distracting...

Jaesicle: Oh! Of course, baby

Jaesicle: Oops! >.< Sorry, baby

Jaesicle: Omo!! It's such a habit of mine~ xD

Maximini: It's okay.

Maximini: Can you give me a ride?

Jaesicle: ...

Jaesicle: I'm not sure I follow

Maximini: You...you have a car, right?

Jaesicle: Well, I can borrow one of my sister's cars. But what exactly are you asking, baby?

Jaesicle: Omo! There I go again >.<

Maximini: I just need a ride. To my friend's house.

Jaesicle: Is that all you need, honey? Can't you ask your mom or dad?

Maximini: No. They're busy. It's tax season...

Jaesicle: What about Junsu? I'm sure he'd be more than willing to give you a ride <33

Maximini: He'd be more than willing to get me run over by a truck

Jaesicle: Silly, Minnie~ He's your brother!

Maximini: I'd rather not ask... He's busy, too.

Jaesicle: Hmmmm. When do you need a ride?

Maximini: Tomorrow. After school. I need to finish up a project at my friend's house.

Jaesicle: Oh, Susu definitely doesn't have anything to do tomorrow. He texted me earlier and said he was going to hang out at Chunnie's house tomorrow. He and Yoochun would be more than willing to give you a ride.

Maximini: ...

Maximini: Jaejoong? Can we just say that I never want to have to ask my brother for anything? Ever? In this or the next lifetime?

Jaesicle: Omo~ Brothers and their feuds. This is why I love having all my older sisters <3

Maximini: How many sisters do you have?

Jaesicle: 8 ^.^

Maximni: o.o OMG

Jaesicle: xD That's what most people say~

Maximini: How do you stand living with so many women???

Jaesicle: *gasp* They aren't just women! :o They are my soul~

Maximini: Must be nice. Junsu's more like the hole in my soul

Jaesicle: You two just need to have bonding time <3

Maximini: Ha! And what would you suggest?

Jaesicle: PEDICURE TIMEEEEE <33333

Maximini: ...........................................

Jaesicle: *sighz* I tried~ Anyway, why don't you ask Chunnie? Isn't he like an older brother to you?

Maximini: ...A little.

Maximini: But he's scrawny...

Jaesicle: Hmm?? What does Chunnie's so very obvious lack of muscle have to do with giving you a ride?

Maximini: Nothing! Nothing...

Maximini: Just....even though you have that face...your body is actually pretty strong looking

Jaesicle: ...

Jaesicle: Sweety, please don't hit on me. I thought we discussed this

Maximini: No! That's not what I meant. I was just stating facts...

Jaesicle: ...

Maximini: Dammit

Maximini: I just need a ride. I have to go to his house one more time so I can get this stupid project over with. I didn't want to ask you...but I have no one else

Jaesicle: Besides your brother. Ahem~

Maximini: Like I said. I have no one else.

Maximini: And I'd really like to get an A on this project. My GPA is at stake!

Jaesicle: Lolzz~ I have heard that you are the brainy one

Maximini: Compared to the fluffy used tissue in Junsu's head...

Jaesicle: Lolololol! xD It's not kind to talk about your brother like that, Minmin~

Maximini: But you laughed...

Jaesicle: Let's just make that our little secret ;]

Maximini: ....

Maximini: Haha. Okay.

Jaesicle: <33

Jaesicle: So tomorrow, I'm picking you up in the student parking lot?

Maximini: Um...how about the teacher's parking lot? It's, um, crowded in the student parking lot

Jaesicle: Okies, honey~ But you may have to wait a little while, because I'll have to visit Yunnie in the hallway before he goes home. And we will do quite a bit of nuzzling~

Maximini: ...Kay.

Jaesicle: Will your parents be able to pick you up? Or should I go home and come back to get you?

Maximini: Actually...this is why I couldn't ask my parents. Since they're so busy and all.

Maximini: I need you to wait. At my friend's house.

Jaesicle: Wait? For how long, baby?

Jaesicle: I did it again! >.< And I called you 'honey' earlier as well. I'm so sorry! <3

Maximini: Just until I'm done working on the project

Jaesicle: Omg! How long will that take??

Maximini: Not long, I swear!

Maximini: Trust me...I don't want to spend any longer than I need to at that guy's house

Jaesicle: Wah~? I thought he was your friend. :o

Maximini: He is.

Maximini: We're just...fighting.

Jaesicle: Goodness! Is this that Kibum person I've heard Susu mention? The one who never speaks? Your only friend on this earth?

Maximini: .......Yes.

Maximini: Wait. No. Kibum's my best friend. The one that doesn't talk...

Jaesicle: How cute~ xD

Maximini: But this friend is a different friend...

Jaesicle: Honey, I thought Susu said you had no other friends. Kibum was your one and only friend. Only Kibum. The one who doesn't talk. Just Kibum. No one else. No other friends than him.

Maximini: =_= Yes. But this is a different friend that my sugar-for-brains brother doesn't know about. A kind of new friend...

Jaesicle: And you're already fighting! D: Omo, you poor lonely child! What could you possibly be doing wrong to have so little companions in life??

Maximini: =_=" I don't fucking know

Jaesicle: I can help you make more friends, Minnie! Shall I give you advice~?

Maximini: Ummmmmm, no, no. Please no. o_o I'd rather you didn't take the time....

Jaesicle: Oh, it's no hassle! Making friends is my specialty~

Jaesicle: As well as being sexy little me ;D

Maximini: Ummmmmm

Jaesicle: Well first, you should try to smile more often~ I have such a gorgeous, vibrant smile which allows others to simply GRAVITATE to me.

Jaesicle: Your brother also has a simply marvelous smile, so filled with innocence and glee~ It's no wonder he's so popular with nearly everyone he meets <3

Maximini: Pfft. Right.

Jaesicle: I have also perfected the art of the pout, but this is a skill I'll save for another more advanced lesson~

Maximini: I don't think more lessons are really obligatory o_o

Jaesicle: Second, you should also have nice hair<3 Nice hair shines~ And everyone likes shiny thingz~

Maximini: Good to know...

Jaesicle: Would you like me to give you a tiny makeover, Minmin? :D

Maximini: ......

Maximini: Um, I can't possibly tell you how grateful I would be but I'm going to have to pass....

Jaesicle: Omo. T.T But I bet if you showed your new friend you were making an effort, he'd forgive you a lot faster

Maximini: I'm not asking for forgiveness. I just want to be left alone

Jaesicle: See? Don't be such a grumpy pants, Minnie! Strangers knocking on your door will never become your friend if you don't give them the key to your front door~ :3

Maximini: Right now the key to my sanity would be you driving me to the guy's house and waiting outside looking all tough and then driving me away as fast as you can when I come out alive, okay?

Jaesicle: ...

Maximini: Sorry. I'm sleep deprived. If you haven't heard from Junsu already, I'm a nerd. And nerds study a lot. Which means less sleep. Cuz only normal people sleep. And Junsu is incredibly normal. Which is why he makes B's in all his classes. Slacker.

Jaesicle: Baby, are you alright?

Jaesicle: I did it again! >.<

Maximini: Yeah, I'm fine. Why?

Jaesicle: ...

Jaesicle: How bad is this fight with your new friend?

Maximini: Pretty bad.

Jaesicle: ...

Maximini: Okay, really bad...

Jaesicle: And you're doing a project together...

Maximini: ....We were fine before the project started. And then we couldn't agree on some stuff about...something and yeah. That's what happened...

Jaesicle: Mmhm

Maximini: What's with the 'Mmhm?' o_o

Jaesicle: Do I know your friend? Maybe I can convince him to rethink things

Maximini: No. I'm pretty sure you don't know him... He's a freshman. And huge. And stupid... And huge.

Jaesicle: Mmhm

Maximini: What???

Jaesicle: Can I meet him when I drive you there? My charms are sure to win him over

Maximini: No.

Jaesicle: Why not?

Maximini: He's not much of a talker. The kind of guy who works with his hands...

Jaesicle: ...

Jaesicle: You sure have a lot of silent friends.

Maximini: ...Yeah, I guess.

Jaesicle: Mmhm...

Maximini: What??? You don't believe me?

Jaesicle: It's not that I don't believe you. I'm just curious.

Maximini: You don't have to be...

Jaesicle: What's your friend's name?

Maximini: Kang Daeshim

Jaesicle: Omo, that sounds awfully familiar

Maximini: Probably not.

Jaesicle: Does he have an older brother?

Maximini: No. Nope. No. Don't think so. So are you still going to drive me?

Jaesicle: Why, of course, baby~

Jaesicle: Omo! T.T

Maximini: Haha. It's fine, Jaejoong. You can call me 'baby' if you want.

Jaesicle: :D

Maximini: :)

Jaesicle: *gasp* A smile! You know what that means, Minnie?

Maximini: Um, what?

Jaesicle: You're officially forgiven ;D

Maximini: ...

Maximini: Thanks.

Jaesicle: See? Now you have even more friends~ All because of a smile. ;DD

Maximini: *cough* Thanks. I'll keep that in mind...

Jaesicle: Think about that when you go to your...friend's house tomorrow.

Maximini: Sure...

Jaesicle: ...

Maximini: What?

Jaesicle: Min...

Maximini: Eh? o.o

Jaesicle: One thing you should know about your lovely and smexy new friend, also known as me~~ ;]

Maximini: Yeah?

Jaesicle: I have impeccable intuition <3

Maximini: ...Kay.

Jaesicle: And I feel like you're hiding something.

Maximini: No I'm not.

Jaesicle: I can smell it.

Maximini: No, no, no. You're just confusing that with breakfast.

Maximini: Speaking of which, Mom made bacon!

Jaesicle: Lolzz. xD I wouldn't want to keep you away from your food, baby

Maximini: Food is my other best friend~

Jaesicle: Oooh, perhaps I should treat you to a little surprise. Next to my fabulous fashion sense, my clean, slender hands are genius in the kitchen.

Maximini: OMG YES.

Jaesicle: xD You're so ah-dorable!

Maximini: If ah-dorable means you're going to cook lunch for me today, then think of me as your purring kitten

Jaesicle: Lololololz!! xDD So cute just like your brother!

Maximini: Pardon me if I say EWWWWWWWW

Jaesicle: *pinches your cheeks* I seriously want to keep one of you in my pocket~ So adorable! I'll let you get to your breakfast now but you'd better save room for my lunch!

Maximini: HELL YES. I've always got room for more food!

Jaesicle: Oh! And tell your brother I'll be visiting around noon. I've got to gather the materials for my Lovely Joongie Cuisine Surprise ;o

Maximini: Eh

Jaesicle: Oh don't be a sour puss! Tell your brother or I won't prepare dessert for you~

Maximini: .........Fine!

Jaesicle: ;D See you later, Minnie <3

Maximini: Thanks, Jaejoong!

***Maximini has signed out

Jaesicle: ...

Jaesicle: What is that boy hiding from me?

Jaesicle: Omo omo! I need more cabbage!

***Jaesicle has signed out

Chapter 35
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And again, thanks so much to jaetaime for making the banner for this fic! :3 You're awesome~ She's also been made an affiliate of dbkrackweens ;D (Also if you're reading this somehow...is there another account I can credit you with? O.O Somewhere between you finishing the banner and me finally posting this update...your account disappeared. x'D *bricked*)

Never mind. O_O" Your username isn't crossed anymore.....miraculously....*runs away from zombie LJ*



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rating: pg-13, pairing: yoosu, title: hookups and emoticons, genre: drama, genre: comedy, genre: romance, pairing: yunjae

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