Hookups and Emoticons [30]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [30/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
Previous Chapters
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Chapter 30: Gangbangs and Chain Thrusting
December 4, Thursday, 7:01PM
***Chunderful has signed in
***Yunbi has signed in
Chunderful: ...
Yunbi: ..............
Chunderful: So.........
Yunbi: Yeah..........
Chunderful: Educational, huh?
Yunbi: ............
Chunderful: But why'd you go home so fast? It's only 7
Yunbi: Ah, yeah. My mom made dinner......so.........
Chunderful: Oh. Yeah. Understandable......
Yunbi: Uh-huh.........
Yunbi: Plus......two hours of.......practice is pretty good.....don't you think?
Chunderful: Sure............yeah...........
Yunbi: Lots of......interesting things we learned.....together....
Chunderful: *cough* Yeah......
Yunbi: Uh-huh...........
Yunbi: Can I ask you a question?
Chunderful: What? Why? What?
Yunbi: Nothing! I mean, nothing....weird....I don't think....
Chunderful: Okay..
Yunbi: Why.....did they use that shiny stuff?
Chunderful: Um, it was lube. I've heard a little about it from Su. Uh...it keeps it, you know...slick. So it doesn't hurt...
Yunbi: Oh
Chunderful: Yeah. But you don't have to worry, right? Jae likes to bottom...
Yunbi: Oh. So...it'll hurt him?
Chunderful: Um, apparently not if you use the lube...
Yunbi: Oh...okay.
Chunderful: Yeah...
Yunbi: Yeah
Chunderful: So.....
Yunbi: Yeah?
Chunderful: You remember the one...with the two guys and the vibrating bed?
Yunbi: Which one? We watched 2 like that
Chunderful: Um, one of the guys was blond
Yunbi: Oh yeah. He was loud......
Chunderful: Yeah, I know....
Chunderful: So um...you know that position he was in?
Yunbi: ...You mean the one where he was flipped over with his knees on either side of his head....?
Chunderful: Yeah....looked like it hurt, huh? That position? Hard on the neck...
Yunbi: Uh-huh. Pretty uncomfortable.
Chunderful: You think....you think it's a little, ya know....erotic if it hurts like that?
Yunbi: Pain is erotic?
Chunderful: Well, I mean....I think some people think so...
Yunbi: But I thought the lube would make the pain better
Chunderful: I don't think it works on your neck if you're flipped over with all your weight on your shoulders and a guy standing over you fucking the daylights out of your asshole
Yunbi: .................
Chunderful: *cough*
Yunbi: He seemed to like it enough
Chunderful: Yeah....that's what I was thinking....
Chunderful: And, um, what about that other one? With the guys and the cowboy hats...
Yunbi: ......The gangbang...........?
Chunderful: Uh yeah.....
Yunbi: Are you asking me if a gangbang would be erotic??? I don't think Jaejoong would agree to something like that with me.... I don't even think I would agree to something like that with me.....
Chunderful: NO! FUCK no! I'm just saying there was a lot of rimming, that's all....
Yunbi: Rimming?
Chunderful: Ahh....Su told me a little about this, too. It's when you......use your tongue.....you know.....down there.....
Yunbi: I thought that was called a blowjob.........
Chunderful: Not down THERE. Down......THERE....
Yunbi: Oh
Yunbi: .....
Yunbi: OH
Chunderful: .....
Yunbi: Yeah...there was a lot of that.... What about it?
Chunderful: Um....do you think it's weird?
Yunbi: .....I don't know.......
Chunderful: .......
Chunderful: Okay, we're being.....open here, right?
Yunbi: Um, I guess
Chunderful: Can I ask you a bit of a personal question?
Yunbi: ...It can't possibly get anymore personal than what we just did........
Chunderful: Hey, I never asked you to bring the kleenex, that was all your idea, man. And why the fuck did you bring TWO boxes of kleenex?? I told you we weren't going to do any touching, man.
Yunbi: I know! But I was just being prepared, that's all! I mean, you know, what if?
Chunderful: You were preparing to touch yourself to porn videos in front of me???
Yunbi: NO!!!!!!!!!!! OMG.
Yunbi: And we didn't even need it.
Yunbi: I knew we wouldn't need it.
Yunbi: Seriously.
Yunbi: But you know....what if we did need it?
Chunderful: .......
Yunbi: ......
Chunderful: Can I ask you my question now?
Yunbi: Lord, please kill me
Chunderful: Eh?
Yunbi: Nothing. You can ask.
Chunderful: .......
Chunderful: Do you think....Jaejoong would like it if you rimmed him?
Yunbi: ......
Chunderful: Well?
Yunbi: I DON'T KNOW. It's not like I've even seen him naked. I don't know anything, man
Chunderful: I know that! But I'm just asking what do you THINK
Yunbi: I can't think anymore. That one video with all the guys standing in a chain and.......thrusting....just....I never imagined.....
Chunderful: I know....me neither....
Chunderful: Junsu seems to like it....The rimming, I mean! Not the chain of sweaty men linked to each other by their cocks.....
Yunbi: What, you planning what you're going to do to Junsu in the future?
Chunderful: No. No. Just...he's pretty graphic when he talks about Hyukjae...
Yunbi: Then why didn't we just ask him about all this instead of enduring 2 hours of.......would you call it 'kink?'
Chunderful: Because he'd laugh at us. Loudly. And it wasn't all kinky. Some of it was just 2 guys fucking normally. I told you Changmin had a variety of resources.
Yunbi: He's too knowledgeable for his own good.....
Chunderful: Yeah.......a little........
Yunbi: ........
Chunderful: *cough*........
Yunbi: So......
Chunderful: Yeah.......
Yunbi: Toys
Chunderful: WHAT?
Yunbi: You're his best friend. Do you think Jaejoong would like toys?
Chunderful: WHY the fuck do you think a best friend would know ANYTHING about that kind of thing about his best friend???
Yunbi: You know about Junsu! And you're bestestest friends
Chunderful: Because JUNSU talks too much. And he's wild. Jaejoong is normal. At least...relative to Junsu...
Yunbi: But you just said Jaejoong likes to bottom. You know that much
Chunderful: That's about ALL I know.
Chunderful: And by the way, just because I've told you Jaejoong likes to bottom does NOT make you two any less JAEHO in my opinion.
Yunbi: But...can't you guess.....?
Chunderful: Can't YOU guess??
Yunbi: You're his best friend, though
Chunderful: You're his BOYfriend
Yunbi: Well, sorta but.....
Chunderful: WTF do you mean 'sorta???'
Yunbi: I mean......it's not like we've looked right at each other and...you know....said it.
Chunderful: But Jaejoong talks about you like that.
Yunbi: I know....but even he gets unsure about it sometimes. I mean, what exactly are we? We've been getting along really well lately but I still feel like one of us will turn around and run at any minute....
Chunderful: Nah, man, just be patient. You guys have chemistry. It's a weird chemistry but...you're both weird so...
Yunbi: You think?
Chunderful: Yeah. It's clumsy and freaking annoying to sit and watch from the outside. =_= But I trusted you to Jae in the beginning because I think you're good for him. Now just trust each other.
Yunbi: Oh....okay.
Yunbi: Wait, why am I taking romance advice from you?
Chunderful: Um, because I'm your friend??? What the fuck do you mean by that?
Yunbi: Well....you're not exactly in a relationship yourself....
Chunderful: I don't need to be in a relationship to notice what I see between you and Jaejoong.
Yunbi: I'm not talking about Jaejoong
Chunderful: ....
Yunbi: You should do something...
Chunderful: ......
Chunderful: It's about 14 years too late for that
Yunbi: Come on...
Yunbi: Wait....14 years?
Chunderful: Duh. I've known Junsu for 14 years.
Yunbi: Dude, are you being serious? You've liked him since you first met him that freaking long ago?
Chunderful: I dunno. Who really knows, you know, Yunho? I know I've seen him as special since I was little, but I don't really know how little I was and I don't really know how "special" I thought he was. I mean, I knew Junsu back before we even knew what love was. So, who knows?
Yunbi: So, you've at least cared about him for a long time.
Chunderful: At least that much. I mean, when you first meet a guy who's throwing a fit at the daycare center because he can't make his Legos look like a magic dolphin, you can't help but think he's at least a little bit special
Yunbi: That's when you two first met? Haha, sounds like Junsu at 3 years old. Actually...that sounds like Junsu now
Chunderful: Heh. He doesn't change much
Yunbi: Yeah. Except, you know....his "hobbies...."
Chunderful: ??? There you go again rambling about "hobbies." o.o
Yunbi: But I don't think you're too late. You're both only seniors in high school. It'd be pretty late if you were, like, senior citizens or something, though..... Don't wait that long
Chunderful: What do you mean by that?
Yunbi: I think now is the perfect time for you to tell him you like him. How can it be too late? What, you think it'd be better if you'd told him earlier when you were both, like, 7?? Elementary relationships don't usually work out too well in the long run, man. Tell him now while you're young yet freshly riddled with all kinds of hormones. It's better.
Chunderful: Eh, quit talking about hormones. It's gross
Yunbi: Dude, what's gross about hormones?
Chunderful: I dunno. The word just makes me shiver
Yunbi: Hormones
Chunderful: Stop it! >_<
Yunbi: Ah, come on. You're just scared.
Chunderful: This coming from the Bambi Boy who can't take his almost-sort-of-kind-of boyfriend out on a decent date by himself.
Yunbi: Hey, at least I gathered the courage to at least try to talk to Jaejoong. And now look what happened
Yunbi: ........And that date was totally decent. More than decent. In fact, Jaejoong was really happy when I invited him on another date.
Chunderful: Another date? Really? How come he hasn't told me about it if he's so excited?
Yunbi: Has he been screaming "Kyaaaaaaaa!" at you a lot lately?
Chunderful: Actually, yeah.
Yunbi: Enough said <3
Chunderful: >.>.......Well, anyway, I'm not telling Junsu. Ever. And don't you even think about meddling.
Yunbi: Of course not. I'm not like you two...
Chunderful: Dude, that was all Junsu's idea to impersonate you on the internet! I don't meddle. I quietly observe from the sidelines and laugh my ass off~
Yunbi: Yeah, whatever. But I think Junsu cares about you a lot more than you think.
Chunderful: Of course. I'm his one and only bestestest friend
Yunbi: Well, yeah, but...... You told me to trust Jaejoong. Why can't you trust Junsu to accept your feelings?
Chunderful: I'm more worried about his feelings than mine....
Yunbi: What if his feelings were more than what you think they are?
Chunderful: What do you know? Has Junsu ever told you he loved me?
Yunbi: What if I said he did? All the time.
Chunderful: I'd say you were lying.
Yunbi: True. However, he does ramble about random stupid stuff you do. But imagine I'm not lying. What if Junsu did secretly talk about how much he loved you all the time? What would you do?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I can't
Yunbi: Why? Use your imagination.
Chunderful: Trust me, I use my imagination enough at night. When I can't control what happens in my dreams. And I can't control what places my lips touch when I kiss him all over. And I can't control the beat of my real heart when Dream Junsu holds me tight...
Yunbi: .....This is hard to watch
Chunderful: Oh really? Try putting yourself in my dreams. It's even harder to endure
Yunbi: Then don't endure it. Do something. Anything. Anything you do has to be better than quietly observing from the sidelines.
Chunderful: Anything, Yunho? Anything? Is having Junsu reject me and erase me from his life better than watching him from a distance?
Yunbi: Well, no...but, come on. Even if he did reject you, he'd never hate you forever.
Chunderful: What makes you so damn sure?
Yunbi: .....Well, I'd imagine losing a close friend you've had for almost your entire life is like losing your mom. Or having an organ ripped out. It's been there keeping you going for so long, it'd be catastrophic if you took it away.
Chunderful: ....
Chunderful: Yeah well.....even if he didn't hate me forever, we'd never be the same. We'd have the weight of my feelings holding us down for the rest of our lives. If Junsu even decided to stay with me that long after telling him.
Yunbi: And what if he didn't reject you?
Chunderful: Ha! That's the thing, Yunho! He'd never like me back. Ever. If he likes guys like Hyukjae, then there's no way he'd fall for a guy like me.
Yunbi: Yoochun....
Chunderful: I'm not a douche bag. I'm not as into sports as Hyukjae, captain of the basketball team. I'm not incredibly flexible. I'm not cool. I'm not a sex god and no matter how much a joke around, I never will be.
Chunderful: And what about that guy Junsu went out with our sophomore year? I don't even remember his name but he was about as big an asshole as Hyukjae is.
Yunbi: Yeah. And don't forget allllll the others he's had...
Chunderful: Quit exaggerating, man. He hasn't had that many boyfriends in the past
Yunbi: Your sarcasm would be funny if this were a different situation right now, Yoochun
Chunderful: Eh? What sarcasm?
Yunbi: But what if I said you could help him? By not being another one of Junsu's jerky "romantic interests." You could be his only real relationship. You actually care about him.
Chunderful: Tch. He does have a real relationship. With Hyukjae.
Yunbi: Huh. Yeah. Real ridiculous.
Chunderful: Well it'll never happen. No sense in ruining a good friendship with senseless baggage. We're perfect the way we are now.
Yunbi: Whatever. I don't see anything perfect about aching for the person I like every day of my life
Chunderful: It's perfect because I get to be with him and watch him smile.
Chunderful: And I never said I liked him.
Yunbi: Yoochun, the whole world except Junsu knows you like him. No sense in hiding it from me.
Chunderful: Don't get it confused. I don't like him.
Chunderful: I love him.
Yunbi: ....
Yunbi: Right......
Chunderful: Damn right...
Yunbi: So...that means you're definitely going to see his soccer game tomorrow, right? He's really excited.
Chunderful: Dammit, I know. But I can't go.
Yunbi: Eh?? Why?
Chunderful: I promised my mom I'd drive her somewhere. I haven't missed one of Junsu's soccer games all year. This is killing me
Yunbi: Yeah....do you get the whole soccer CLUB vs. soccer TEAM thing.....?
Chunderful: o.o Of course. Soccer TEAM meets in spring. This is soccer CLUB which meets year round except when soccer TEAM is meeting. Why? Is that confusing to you?
Yunbi: ...Well, it's bizarre...and the way Junsu explained it...and who wants to play soccer in December.......Ah, I dunno. Nevermind...
Yunbi: So why's your mom keeping you from the love of your life?
Chunderful: Aish. She needs me to drive her to the clinic...
Yunbi: The clinic? What clinic? Is she sick?
Chunderful: Um.....>.>.....No, she's not sick....but it's a little awkward since I'm her teenaged son and all......<.<
Yunbi: .....Ah.....so is it a....female thing?
Chunderful: .......
Chunderful: Aish! She says that if someone doesn't drive her there, she'll chicken out and refuse to go but she needs to go because it's medical and all and Aunt Yoojin is usually the one that takes my mom but she's busy tomorrow and it's not like my dad would've taken her anyway but it doesn't matter cuz they're divorced and he's in America and my brother is, too and he can't drive yet anyway and I'm the only one left so...........I'd really rather not talk about it...... >.>
Yunbi: Oh. I understand.
Chunderful: Eh. I hate my life
Yunbi: I can see that
Chunderful: But I'm gonna give Heechul my digital camera so he can record the game for me. Even if I'm not right in the front row cheering him on, I still won't have to miss Junsu in his glory. He glows when he's on that field.
Yunbi: Me and Jaejoong are going, too. It's gonna be our date. <3 We could tape it for you if you want
Chunderful: ......
Chunderful: No, I'd rather not hear you two recorded getting all lovey dovey in the background....
Yunbi: Heh
Chunderful: ........So.........
Yunbi: So...?
Chunderful: You and Jaejoong tomorrow.......
Yunbi: Yeah...?
Chunderful: So after your date. Are you gonna......?
Yunbi: Yeah.
Chunderful: O_O You serious??
Yunbi: Of course. He'll probably be hungry, so we'll get a bite to eat. I'm paying, of course. We might go stargazing for a bit, too <3
Chunderful: >_> Not THAT. I mean THAT.
Yunbi: That?
Chunderful: THAT D<
Yunbi: ........
Yunbi: OH. THAT.
Chunderful: ...
Yunbi: No. Nooooooo, no. I don't think so...... No.......
Chunderful: Those are some pretty heavy 'no's'
Yunbi: Ah, no. I just don't think Jaejoong will be up for it...
Chunderful: So, you're not gonna just jump on him from behind? And when I say 'from behind' I do mean 'on him from BEHIND'
Yunbi: NO. NOOO
Chunderful: You sure? We did, um, practice....
Yunbi: .....Yeah.....no....I don't think I'll need to use what I learned today....
Chunderful: *cough*
Yunbi: Umm...yeah...
Chunderful: Yeah....
Yunbi: Ahem.....
Chunderful: So.....
Yunbi: Yeah....
Chunderful: ......Anything you wanna talk about....in terms of.....stuff we learned...?
Yunbi: I dunno....Can't I just ask you later or something? I'm a little overwhelmed already
Chunderful: Yeah, I know but....come on....we're not really gonna have the balls to bring this up again. Ever......
Yunbi: Uh....you're right.....
Chunderful: I am.....
Yunbi: So......
Chunderful: Yeah.....
Yunbi: The guy bent over the front of his truck.....pretty intense, right?
Chunderful: Mmhmm....
Yunbi: They were sudsy and....wet
Chunderful: Yeah...
Yunbi: Kind of....intense. Right?
Chunderful: ....Kinda hot, too
Yunbi: Yeah...kinda.....
Yunbi: I kept....I kept fantasizing that it was Jaejoong draped over that truck
Chunderful: Shit, man, you really were gonna use the kleenex around me......
Yunbi: NOO! I swear on the class secretary's soul that I wasn't! Seriously!
Chunderful: How dare you make such a dirty swear on Sunny! She's my buddy.
Yunbi: Okay then! I swear on myself and MY soul. Okay? Happy??? I was NOT planning on busting a nut with my box of kleenex while you were sitting 2 feet away from me probably also as hard as heck, OKAY?
Chunderful: Alright. Sheesh.
Chunderful: .....
Chunderful: But you were seriously thinking of Jaejoong like that?
Yunbi: .....Yeah.....
Chunderful: Man, that's pretty perverted. xD
Yunbi: Hey! I bet you were doing it, too! We're both guys, don't make me feel like the weird one
Chunderful: Hahahahaha! You can say and do what you want, but I'm always gonna call you weird~<3
Yunbi: Aish.... Jaejoong's hot, okay??
Yunbi: Really hot....
Yunbi: Even in everyday life, it's hard not to imagine him doing something dirty when he's just standing right next to me doing mundane things...
Chunderful: Eh?
Yunbi: I mean it's not like I do it all the time. Just.....often. And it's not as much as before I started talking to him....that was torture.... I told you about that, right? But even so, he's just so.......
Chunderful: Kay..... o.o
Yunbi: Like when he's just had a sip from the water fountain and he licks his lips to catch the dribbles running down the side of his mouth.....
Chunderful: Ummmm.....
Yunbi: And when he yawns, sometimes I freeze because I'm thinking of all the things he could do with that mouth....
Chunderful: Okay, enough...
Yunbi: And when he laughs, I think about how he'd sound if we....
Chunderful: OKAY! Damn! =_= I don't need hear all this dirty shit about my best friend.
Yunbi: Omg, I'm so sorry, man
Chunderful: Eh. It's okay. I'm just internally scarred is all
Yunbi: I'm sorry. It's my hormones...I'm young, okay? I can't help it that watching 2 hours worth of gay porn gave me such a vivid imagination.
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah. Just don't inform me about it =.=
Chunderful: And dude, if you ever do start banging Jaejoong, PLEASE don't tell me about it.
Chunderful: Seriously.
Chunderful: But if you really just want to let me know cuz I'm your friend and all, then you can just casually maybe say something like, "Oh, hello Yoochun. Nice weather today. Oh by the way, last night I fucked Jaejoong. See ya later."
Chunderful: See? Nice, short and to the point.
Chunderful: I don't want you giving me......images of my best friend....like....nude or anything.......*shivers*
Chunderful: Jaejoong and Jaejoong's butt and the specific things you do to Jaejoong's butt should NEVER EVER cross my mind.
Chunderful: Ack! It just did! @.@ Quit making me talk about this!
Chunderful: DUDE??? Are you still there?? Are you just gonna leave me to creep myself out even more???
Chunderful: Helloooooooooo
Chunderful: Aaaaggghhh!
Chunderful: Calling Gay Bambi Boy~ HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yunbi: Please..............stop.......
Chunderful: There you are! Where'd you go? You could've at least told me before you left the computer for so freaking long
Yunbi: ..........................
Yunbi: I have to go now...........
Chunderful: Eh?? Why?? I thought you wanted to talk more about.......the stuff we learned.....and you and Jaejoong.....and your gay butt sex virginity.......
Yunbi: Omg. Please stop typing............................My dad's behind me...........
Chunderful: .................
Chunderful: O______________O
Chunderful: ...........how long........?
Yunbi: Um..............my dad said to tell you that.........he's been reading over my shoulder since we started talking about that guy.........draped over the truck..........
Chunderful: O_______________O;;;;;
Chunderful: Hello, Mr. Jung. ._.
Yunbi: .....
Yunbi: He grunted.......
Chunderful: ._.
Yunbi: ............
Yunbi: I think I should go now...
Chunderful: ......Kay.....See you.........I hope...........
Yunbi: Yeah........me too
***Yunbi has signed out
Chunderful: o.o
Chunderful: That was A LOT less funny than the time he got caught by his mom......O_O
Chunderful: That was his DAD..... O___O
Chunderful: .....
Chunderful: But it's still pretty fucking hilarious! x'D
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 31
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Chun's so lovable, ne? 8D
Oh, and by the way, the Sunny I mentioned in this chapter is SNSD's Sunny. ^^; Not Junsu's SUnny. Junsu's SUnny will always look like SUnny. Sunny's Sunny looks like Sunny. x'D *bricked*
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [30/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
Previous Chapters
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Chapter 30: Gangbangs and Chain Thrusting
December 4, Thursday, 7:01PM
***Chunderful has signed in
***Yunbi has signed in
Chunderful: ...
Yunbi: ..............
Chunderful: So.........
Yunbi: Yeah..........
Chunderful: Educational, huh?
Yunbi: ............
Chunderful: But why'd you go home so fast? It's only 7
Yunbi: Ah, yeah. My mom made dinner......so.........
Chunderful: Oh. Yeah. Understandable......
Yunbi: Uh-huh.........
Yunbi: Plus......two hours of.......practice is pretty good.....don't you think?
Chunderful: Sure............yeah...........
Yunbi: Lots of......interesting things we learned.....together....
Chunderful: *cough* Yeah......
Yunbi: Uh-huh...........
Yunbi: Can I ask you a question?
Chunderful: What? Why? What?
Yunbi: Nothing! I mean, nothing....weird....I don't think....
Chunderful: Okay..
Yunbi: Why.....did they use that shiny stuff?
Chunderful: Um, it was lube. I've heard a little about it from Su. Uh...it keeps it, you know...slick. So it doesn't hurt...
Yunbi: Oh
Chunderful: Yeah. But you don't have to worry, right? Jae likes to bottom...
Yunbi: Oh. So...it'll hurt him?
Chunderful: Um, apparently not if you use the lube...
Yunbi: Oh...okay.
Chunderful: Yeah...
Yunbi: Yeah
Chunderful: So.....
Yunbi: Yeah?
Chunderful: You remember the one...with the two guys and the vibrating bed?
Yunbi: Which one? We watched 2 like that
Chunderful: Um, one of the guys was blond
Yunbi: Oh yeah. He was loud......
Chunderful: Yeah, I know....
Chunderful: So um...you know that position he was in?
Yunbi: ...You mean the one where he was flipped over with his knees on either side of his head....?
Chunderful: Yeah....looked like it hurt, huh? That position? Hard on the neck...
Yunbi: Uh-huh. Pretty uncomfortable.
Chunderful: You think....you think it's a little, ya know....erotic if it hurts like that?
Yunbi: Pain is erotic?
Chunderful: Well, I mean....I think some people think so...
Yunbi: But I thought the lube would make the pain better
Chunderful: I don't think it works on your neck if you're flipped over with all your weight on your shoulders and a guy standing over you fucking the daylights out of your asshole
Yunbi: .................
Chunderful: *cough*
Yunbi: He seemed to like it enough
Chunderful: Yeah....that's what I was thinking....
Chunderful: And, um, what about that other one? With the guys and the cowboy hats...
Yunbi: ......The gangbang...........?
Chunderful: Uh yeah.....
Yunbi: Are you asking me if a gangbang would be erotic??? I don't think Jaejoong would agree to something like that with me.... I don't even think I would agree to something like that with me.....
Chunderful: NO! FUCK no! I'm just saying there was a lot of rimming, that's all....
Yunbi: Rimming?
Chunderful: Ahh....Su told me a little about this, too. It's when you......use your tongue.....you know.....down there.....
Yunbi: I thought that was called a blowjob.........
Chunderful: Not down THERE. Down......THERE....
Yunbi: Oh
Yunbi: .....
Yunbi: OH
Chunderful: .....
Yunbi: Yeah...there was a lot of that.... What about it?
Chunderful: Um....do you think it's weird?
Yunbi: .....I don't know.......
Chunderful: .......
Chunderful: Okay, we're being.....open here, right?
Yunbi: Um, I guess
Chunderful: Can I ask you a bit of a personal question?
Yunbi: ...It can't possibly get anymore personal than what we just did........
Chunderful: Hey, I never asked you to bring the kleenex, that was all your idea, man. And why the fuck did you bring TWO boxes of kleenex?? I told you we weren't going to do any touching, man.
Yunbi: I know! But I was just being prepared, that's all! I mean, you know, what if?
Chunderful: You were preparing to touch yourself to porn videos in front of me???
Yunbi: NO!!!!!!!!!!! OMG.
Yunbi: And we didn't even need it.
Yunbi: I knew we wouldn't need it.
Yunbi: Seriously.
Yunbi: But you know....what if we did need it?
Chunderful: .......
Yunbi: ......
Chunderful: Can I ask you my question now?
Yunbi: Lord, please kill me
Chunderful: Eh?
Yunbi: Nothing. You can ask.
Chunderful: .......
Chunderful: Do you think....Jaejoong would like it if you rimmed him?
Yunbi: ......
Chunderful: Well?
Yunbi: I DON'T KNOW. It's not like I've even seen him naked. I don't know anything, man
Chunderful: I know that! But I'm just asking what do you THINK
Yunbi: I can't think anymore. That one video with all the guys standing in a chain and.......thrusting....just....I never imagined.....
Chunderful: I know....me neither....
Chunderful: Junsu seems to like it....The rimming, I mean! Not the chain of sweaty men linked to each other by their cocks.....
Yunbi: What, you planning what you're going to do to Junsu in the future?
Chunderful: No. No. Just...he's pretty graphic when he talks about Hyukjae...
Yunbi: Then why didn't we just ask him about all this instead of enduring 2 hours of.......would you call it 'kink?'
Chunderful: Because he'd laugh at us. Loudly. And it wasn't all kinky. Some of it was just 2 guys fucking normally. I told you Changmin had a variety of resources.
Yunbi: He's too knowledgeable for his own good.....
Chunderful: Yeah.......a little........
Yunbi: ........
Chunderful: *cough*........
Yunbi: So......
Chunderful: Yeah.......
Yunbi: Toys
Chunderful: WHAT?
Yunbi: You're his best friend. Do you think Jaejoong would like toys?
Chunderful: WHY the fuck do you think a best friend would know ANYTHING about that kind of thing about his best friend???
Yunbi: You know about Junsu! And you're bestestest friends
Chunderful: Because JUNSU talks too much. And he's wild. Jaejoong is normal. At least...relative to Junsu...
Yunbi: But you just said Jaejoong likes to bottom. You know that much
Chunderful: That's about ALL I know.
Chunderful: And by the way, just because I've told you Jaejoong likes to bottom does NOT make you two any less JAEHO in my opinion.
Yunbi: But...can't you guess.....?
Chunderful: Can't YOU guess??
Yunbi: You're his best friend, though
Chunderful: You're his BOYfriend
Yunbi: Well, sorta but.....
Chunderful: WTF do you mean 'sorta???'
Yunbi: I mean......it's not like we've looked right at each other and...you know....said it.
Chunderful: But Jaejoong talks about you like that.
Yunbi: I know....but even he gets unsure about it sometimes. I mean, what exactly are we? We've been getting along really well lately but I still feel like one of us will turn around and run at any minute....
Chunderful: Nah, man, just be patient. You guys have chemistry. It's a weird chemistry but...you're both weird so...
Yunbi: You think?
Chunderful: Yeah. It's clumsy and freaking annoying to sit and watch from the outside. =_= But I trusted you to Jae in the beginning because I think you're good for him. Now just trust each other.
Yunbi: Oh....okay.
Yunbi: Wait, why am I taking romance advice from you?
Chunderful: Um, because I'm your friend??? What the fuck do you mean by that?
Yunbi: Well....you're not exactly in a relationship yourself....
Chunderful: I don't need to be in a relationship to notice what I see between you and Jaejoong.
Yunbi: I'm not talking about Jaejoong
Chunderful: ....
Yunbi: You should do something...
Chunderful: ......
Chunderful: It's about 14 years too late for that
Yunbi: Come on...
Yunbi: Wait....14 years?
Chunderful: Duh. I've known Junsu for 14 years.
Yunbi: Dude, are you being serious? You've liked him since you first met him that freaking long ago?
Chunderful: I dunno. Who really knows, you know, Yunho? I know I've seen him as special since I was little, but I don't really know how little I was and I don't really know how "special" I thought he was. I mean, I knew Junsu back before we even knew what love was. So, who knows?
Yunbi: So, you've at least cared about him for a long time.
Chunderful: At least that much. I mean, when you first meet a guy who's throwing a fit at the daycare center because he can't make his Legos look like a magic dolphin, you can't help but think he's at least a little bit special
Yunbi: That's when you two first met? Haha, sounds like Junsu at 3 years old. Actually...that sounds like Junsu now
Chunderful: Heh. He doesn't change much
Yunbi: Yeah. Except, you know....his "hobbies...."
Chunderful: ??? There you go again rambling about "hobbies." o.o
Yunbi: But I don't think you're too late. You're both only seniors in high school. It'd be pretty late if you were, like, senior citizens or something, though..... Don't wait that long
Chunderful: What do you mean by that?
Yunbi: I think now is the perfect time for you to tell him you like him. How can it be too late? What, you think it'd be better if you'd told him earlier when you were both, like, 7?? Elementary relationships don't usually work out too well in the long run, man. Tell him now while you're young yet freshly riddled with all kinds of hormones. It's better.
Chunderful: Eh, quit talking about hormones. It's gross
Yunbi: Dude, what's gross about hormones?
Chunderful: I dunno. The word just makes me shiver
Yunbi: Hormones
Chunderful: Stop it! >_<
Yunbi: Ah, come on. You're just scared.
Chunderful: This coming from the Bambi Boy who can't take his almost-sort-of-kind-of boyfriend out on a decent date by himself.
Yunbi: Hey, at least I gathered the courage to at least try to talk to Jaejoong. And now look what happened
Yunbi: ........And that date was totally decent. More than decent. In fact, Jaejoong was really happy when I invited him on another date.
Chunderful: Another date? Really? How come he hasn't told me about it if he's so excited?
Yunbi: Has he been screaming "Kyaaaaaaaa!" at you a lot lately?
Chunderful: Actually, yeah.
Yunbi: Enough said <3
Chunderful: >.>.......Well, anyway, I'm not telling Junsu. Ever. And don't you even think about meddling.
Yunbi: Of course not. I'm not like you two...
Chunderful: Dude, that was all Junsu's idea to impersonate you on the internet! I don't meddle. I quietly observe from the sidelines and laugh my ass off~
Yunbi: Yeah, whatever. But I think Junsu cares about you a lot more than you think.
Chunderful: Of course. I'm his one and only bestestest friend
Yunbi: Well, yeah, but...... You told me to trust Jaejoong. Why can't you trust Junsu to accept your feelings?
Chunderful: I'm more worried about his feelings than mine....
Yunbi: What if his feelings were more than what you think they are?
Chunderful: What do you know? Has Junsu ever told you he loved me?
Yunbi: What if I said he did? All the time.
Chunderful: I'd say you were lying.
Yunbi: True. However, he does ramble about random stupid stuff you do. But imagine I'm not lying. What if Junsu did secretly talk about how much he loved you all the time? What would you do?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I can't
Yunbi: Why? Use your imagination.
Chunderful: Trust me, I use my imagination enough at night. When I can't control what happens in my dreams. And I can't control what places my lips touch when I kiss him all over. And I can't control the beat of my real heart when Dream Junsu holds me tight...
Yunbi: .....This is hard to watch
Chunderful: Oh really? Try putting yourself in my dreams. It's even harder to endure
Yunbi: Then don't endure it. Do something. Anything. Anything you do has to be better than quietly observing from the sidelines.
Chunderful: Anything, Yunho? Anything? Is having Junsu reject me and erase me from his life better than watching him from a distance?
Yunbi: Well, no...but, come on. Even if he did reject you, he'd never hate you forever.
Chunderful: What makes you so damn sure?
Yunbi: .....Well, I'd imagine losing a close friend you've had for almost your entire life is like losing your mom. Or having an organ ripped out. It's been there keeping you going for so long, it'd be catastrophic if you took it away.
Chunderful: ....
Chunderful: Yeah well.....even if he didn't hate me forever, we'd never be the same. We'd have the weight of my feelings holding us down for the rest of our lives. If Junsu even decided to stay with me that long after telling him.
Yunbi: And what if he didn't reject you?
Chunderful: Ha! That's the thing, Yunho! He'd never like me back. Ever. If he likes guys like Hyukjae, then there's no way he'd fall for a guy like me.
Yunbi: Yoochun....
Chunderful: I'm not a douche bag. I'm not as into sports as Hyukjae, captain of the basketball team. I'm not incredibly flexible. I'm not cool. I'm not a sex god and no matter how much a joke around, I never will be.
Chunderful: And what about that guy Junsu went out with our sophomore year? I don't even remember his name but he was about as big an asshole as Hyukjae is.
Yunbi: Yeah. And don't forget allllll the others he's had...
Chunderful: Quit exaggerating, man. He hasn't had that many boyfriends in the past
Yunbi: Your sarcasm would be funny if this were a different situation right now, Yoochun
Chunderful: Eh? What sarcasm?
Yunbi: But what if I said you could help him? By not being another one of Junsu's jerky "romantic interests." You could be his only real relationship. You actually care about him.
Chunderful: Tch. He does have a real relationship. With Hyukjae.
Yunbi: Huh. Yeah. Real ridiculous.
Chunderful: Well it'll never happen. No sense in ruining a good friendship with senseless baggage. We're perfect the way we are now.
Yunbi: Whatever. I don't see anything perfect about aching for the person I like every day of my life
Chunderful: It's perfect because I get to be with him and watch him smile.
Chunderful: And I never said I liked him.
Yunbi: Yoochun, the whole world except Junsu knows you like him. No sense in hiding it from me.
Chunderful: Don't get it confused. I don't like him.
Chunderful: I love him.
Yunbi: ....
Yunbi: Right......
Chunderful: Damn right...
Yunbi: So...that means you're definitely going to see his soccer game tomorrow, right? He's really excited.
Chunderful: Dammit, I know. But I can't go.
Yunbi: Eh?? Why?
Chunderful: I promised my mom I'd drive her somewhere. I haven't missed one of Junsu's soccer games all year. This is killing me
Yunbi: Yeah....do you get the whole soccer CLUB vs. soccer TEAM thing.....?
Chunderful: o.o Of course. Soccer TEAM meets in spring. This is soccer CLUB which meets year round except when soccer TEAM is meeting. Why? Is that confusing to you?
Yunbi: ...Well, it's bizarre...and the way Junsu explained it...and who wants to play soccer in December.......Ah, I dunno. Nevermind...
Yunbi: So why's your mom keeping you from the love of your life?
Chunderful: Aish. She needs me to drive her to the clinic...
Yunbi: The clinic? What clinic? Is she sick?
Chunderful: Um.....>.>.....No, she's not sick....but it's a little awkward since I'm her teenaged son and all......<.<
Yunbi: .....Ah.....so is it a....female thing?
Chunderful: .......
Chunderful: Aish! She says that if someone doesn't drive her there, she'll chicken out and refuse to go but she needs to go because it's medical and all and Aunt Yoojin is usually the one that takes my mom but she's busy tomorrow and it's not like my dad would've taken her anyway but it doesn't matter cuz they're divorced and he's in America and my brother is, too and he can't drive yet anyway and I'm the only one left so...........I'd really rather not talk about it...... >.>
Yunbi: Oh. I understand.
Chunderful: Eh. I hate my life
Yunbi: I can see that
Chunderful: But I'm gonna give Heechul my digital camera so he can record the game for me. Even if I'm not right in the front row cheering him on, I still won't have to miss Junsu in his glory. He glows when he's on that field.
Yunbi: Me and Jaejoong are going, too. It's gonna be our date. <3 We could tape it for you if you want
Chunderful: ......
Chunderful: No, I'd rather not hear you two recorded getting all lovey dovey in the background....
Yunbi: Heh
Chunderful: ........So.........
Yunbi: So...?
Chunderful: You and Jaejoong tomorrow.......
Yunbi: Yeah...?
Chunderful: So after your date. Are you gonna......?
Yunbi: Yeah.
Chunderful: O_O You serious??
Yunbi: Of course. He'll probably be hungry, so we'll get a bite to eat. I'm paying, of course. We might go stargazing for a bit, too <3
Chunderful: >_> Not THAT. I mean THAT.
Yunbi: That?
Chunderful: THAT D<
Yunbi: ........
Yunbi: OH. THAT.
Chunderful: ...
Yunbi: No. Nooooooo, no. I don't think so...... No.......
Chunderful: Those are some pretty heavy 'no's'
Yunbi: Ah, no. I just don't think Jaejoong will be up for it...
Chunderful: So, you're not gonna just jump on him from behind? And when I say 'from behind' I do mean 'on him from BEHIND'
Yunbi: NO. NOOO
Chunderful: You sure? We did, um, practice....
Yunbi: .....Yeah.....no....I don't think I'll need to use what I learned today....
Chunderful: *cough*
Yunbi: Umm...yeah...
Chunderful: Yeah....
Yunbi: Ahem.....
Chunderful: So.....
Yunbi: Yeah....
Chunderful: ......Anything you wanna talk about....in terms of.....stuff we learned...?
Yunbi: I dunno....Can't I just ask you later or something? I'm a little overwhelmed already
Chunderful: Yeah, I know but....come on....we're not really gonna have the balls to bring this up again. Ever......
Yunbi: Uh....you're right.....
Chunderful: I am.....
Yunbi: So......
Chunderful: Yeah.....
Yunbi: The guy bent over the front of his truck.....pretty intense, right?
Chunderful: Mmhmm....
Yunbi: They were sudsy and....wet
Chunderful: Yeah...
Yunbi: Kind of....intense. Right?
Chunderful: ....Kinda hot, too
Yunbi: Yeah...kinda.....
Yunbi: I kept....I kept fantasizing that it was Jaejoong draped over that truck
Chunderful: Shit, man, you really were gonna use the kleenex around me......
Yunbi: NOO! I swear on the class secretary's soul that I wasn't! Seriously!
Chunderful: How dare you make such a dirty swear on Sunny! She's my buddy.
Yunbi: Okay then! I swear on myself and MY soul. Okay? Happy??? I was NOT planning on busting a nut with my box of kleenex while you were sitting 2 feet away from me probably also as hard as heck, OKAY?
Chunderful: Alright. Sheesh.
Chunderful: .....
Chunderful: But you were seriously thinking of Jaejoong like that?
Yunbi: .....Yeah.....
Chunderful: Man, that's pretty perverted. xD
Yunbi: Hey! I bet you were doing it, too! We're both guys, don't make me feel like the weird one
Chunderful: Hahahahaha! You can say and do what you want, but I'm always gonna call you weird~<3
Yunbi: Aish.... Jaejoong's hot, okay??
Yunbi: Really hot....
Yunbi: Even in everyday life, it's hard not to imagine him doing something dirty when he's just standing right next to me doing mundane things...
Chunderful: Eh?
Yunbi: I mean it's not like I do it all the time. Just.....often. And it's not as much as before I started talking to him....that was torture.... I told you about that, right? But even so, he's just so.......
Chunderful: Kay..... o.o
Yunbi: Like when he's just had a sip from the water fountain and he licks his lips to catch the dribbles running down the side of his mouth.....
Chunderful: Ummmm.....
Yunbi: And when he yawns, sometimes I freeze because I'm thinking of all the things he could do with that mouth....
Chunderful: Okay, enough...
Yunbi: And when he laughs, I think about how he'd sound if we....
Chunderful: OKAY! Damn! =_= I don't need hear all this dirty shit about my best friend.
Yunbi: Omg, I'm so sorry, man
Chunderful: Eh. It's okay. I'm just internally scarred is all
Yunbi: I'm sorry. It's my hormones...I'm young, okay? I can't help it that watching 2 hours worth of gay porn gave me such a vivid imagination.
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah. Just don't inform me about it =.=
Chunderful: And dude, if you ever do start banging Jaejoong, PLEASE don't tell me about it.
Chunderful: Seriously.
Chunderful: But if you really just want to let me know cuz I'm your friend and all, then you can just casually maybe say something like, "Oh, hello Yoochun. Nice weather today. Oh by the way, last night I fucked Jaejoong. See ya later."
Chunderful: See? Nice, short and to the point.
Chunderful: I don't want you giving me......images of my best friend....like....nude or anything.......*shivers*
Chunderful: Jaejoong and Jaejoong's butt and the specific things you do to Jaejoong's butt should NEVER EVER cross my mind.
Chunderful: Ack! It just did! @.@ Quit making me talk about this!
Chunderful: DUDE??? Are you still there?? Are you just gonna leave me to creep myself out even more???
Chunderful: Helloooooooooo
Chunderful: Aaaaggghhh!
Chunderful: Calling Gay Bambi Boy~ HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yunbi: Please..............stop.......
Chunderful: There you are! Where'd you go? You could've at least told me before you left the computer for so freaking long
Yunbi: ..........................
Yunbi: I have to go now...........
Chunderful: Eh?? Why?? I thought you wanted to talk more about.......the stuff we learned.....and you and Jaejoong.....and your gay butt sex virginity.......
Yunbi: Omg. Please stop typing............................My dad's behind me...........
Chunderful: .................
Chunderful: O______________O
Chunderful: ...........how long........?
Yunbi: Um..............my dad said to tell you that.........he's been reading over my shoulder since we started talking about that guy.........draped over the truck..........
Chunderful: O_______________O;;;;;
Chunderful: Hello, Mr. Jung. ._.
Yunbi: .....
Yunbi: He grunted.......
Chunderful: ._.
Yunbi: ............
Yunbi: I think I should go now...
Chunderful: ......Kay.....See you.........I hope...........
Yunbi: Yeah........me too
***Yunbi has signed out
Chunderful: o.o
Chunderful: That was A LOT less funny than the time he got caught by his mom......O_O
Chunderful: That was his DAD..... O___O
Chunderful: .....
Chunderful: But it's still pretty fucking hilarious! x'D
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 31
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Chun's so lovable, ne? 8D
Oh, and by the way, the Sunny I mentioned in this chapter is SNSD's Sunny. ^^; Not Junsu's SUnny. Junsu's SUnny will always look like SUnny. Sunny's Sunny looks like Sunny. x'D *bricked*
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