Hookups and Emoticons [39]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [39/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 39: Birthday Cake and Party Shit
December 15, Monday, 6:54PM
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Shit, shit, shit
***Jaesicle has signed in
***Yunbi has signed in
Chunderful: Are you guys alright?
Jaesicle: Yes, yes, honey. Are you alright?
Chunderful: Of course not! But I'm alive, if that's what you mean. Where are you guys?
Yunbi: Jaejoong's house. I had to borrow one of his sister's laptops to chat.
Jaesicle: Baby, I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry. Who could've known it would turn out this way?
Chunderful: It's not your fault, Jae. Don't apologize. It's just....shit...
Jaesicle: No, I really do rather feel it's partially my fault....
Yunbi: It's my fault, too, Joongie. We're both sorry...
Chunderful: What the fuck are you guys talking about?? I'm at a freaking internet cafe near downtown. Do you know how NOT Junsu's house this is right now??? I've got bags of decorations and party shit and I can't do a damn thing about it. This is NOT your fucking fault.
Jaesicle: Omo...
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: You remember the birthday cake I said I was going to bake for Junsu?
Chunderful: Yeah, Jae. Just promise me you won't eat it yet. Su probably won't get to eat it today but I'll make this up to him, I swear.
Jaesicle: Umm.....I didn't actually get to make it...
Chunderful: Huh?
Yunbi: It's because I was there. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Jaesicle: No! It wasn't your fault, baby. I shouldn't have let it get out of hand. I should've focused on making Junsu's present...
Chunderful: What happened...?
Jaesicle: Well....the first three cakes.....burned....
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Are you fucking with me, cuz that's not funny
Jaesicle: No, Chunnie! I'm sorry but they just...died...
Chunderful: But you're Jaejoong
Jaesicle: *sighz*
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Jaejoong doesn't "burn" things.
Jaesicle: I know...
Yunbi: .....
Chunderful: Jaejoong steps into the kitchen and whatever comes out becomes a masterpiece
Jaesicle: I know, I know...
Yunbi: ......
Chunderful: How the hell did Kim Jaejoong burn something as simple as a cake? Dammit, I can bake a cake. My four-year-old cousin could bake a cake if he were taller.
Jaesicle: I know! But the first one burned while we were talking. I'm sorry! It was such an intense conversation, I lost track of time. And then Yunho and I were bonding over music while the second one burned. And the third one.....well, Yunnie looked so cute with icing on his nose and we ended up playing around...
Yunbi: And eating icing off of each other...
Jaesicle: Yes, that.... We just weren't paying attention...
Yunbi: We're sorry, Yoochun...
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: But we tried again! I wasn't going to just let my Susu's birthday present fall flat. So we made another one.
Chunderful: And?
Jaesicle: Well...we were running out of ingredients and time so we made a big cupcake
Chunderful: And?
Jaesicle: It lived, Chunnie! It lived!
Chunderful: Good.
Yunbi: But...
Chunderful: I don't wanna hear it
Jaesicle: Chunnie, I'm sorry but...I left it out to cool down before we put icing on it and...
Yunbi: Jaejoong's sisters kinda got to it...
Jaesicle: I'm so sorry, Chunnie! I should have warned them!
Yunbi: And...we probably shouldn't have left the kitchen to go make out in your room...
Jaesicle: That too..... Omo........ Omo! I'm such a horrible person!
Yunbi: No, Joongie! You're amazing. It was my fault, blame me.
Jaesicle: And now we can't leave the house. There's no way we can drive in this weather.
Jaesicle: ........Chunnie?
Chunderful: Shit, shit, shit, SHIT
Jaesicle: Chunnie....
Yunbi: Yoochun...I'm sorry.
Chunderful: You know what? You guys can apologize all you want but it's not gonna make me feel any better. Because it's still not your damn fault.
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: Do you know where Junsu is right now?
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: No... I thought we weren't supposed to text or call him or anything til the party started...
Chunderful: I know. But I'd bet my life that he's already at home right now wondering where the fuck everyone is.
Yunbi: But what about his parents?
Chunderful: I have no fucking idea. I got a text right after school from Junsu's mom. All it said was "Change of plans" and I haven't heard from either of them since. I just hope they're not fucking dead.
Jaesicle: Omo! Don't say that, Chunnie! What if something did happen? Anything is possible in this weather
Chunderful: Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCKFUCK. It's like God wants Junsu to hate me. It had to fucking rain like this on his fucking birthday and now I can't even go home.
Jaesicle: OMO! Are you okay??? Are you hurt? Did you get in an accident?!! I always tell you to drive slower when it rains. Baby, PLEASE tell me you're okay!!
Yunbi: We can come pick you up if your mom's car is damaged.
Chunderful: NO. I didn't get in an accident and I don't want you guys getting hurt, either. But there was a huge accident on the highway on the way to Junsu's house. There was no way I could get around it. And I tried, dammit, but every detour I took got me lost somewhere on the outskirts of Seoul.
Jaesicle: Omoooo. Why didn't you go home, honey? Now you'll have to drive home and it's getting darker and the storm doesn't seem like it's letting up anytime soon. My dad may make Yunho and I get offline any minute.
Chunderful: I'm not going home.
Jaesicle: Chunnie!
Yunbi: Dude, you gotta worry about your safety. I'm sure Junsu's fine at home.
Chunderful: Fine???? It's his birthday and Junsu is ALONE in an empty house with no decorations or party pizza. How is that fine???
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: No. If I leave this internet cafe, the first place I'm going is Junsu's house. I'll spend the night here if I have to.
Jaesicle: Your mother must be worried sick!
Chunderful: And how do you think Junsu feels?
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...We're sorry......
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I finally worked up the balls to text Junsu a few minutes ago. He hasn't responded yet.
Jaesicle: Omo, that poor baby...
Yunbi: We'll definitely make this up to him somehow.
Chunderful: I should've checked the weather forecast...
Jaesicle: No! Don't start blaming yourself, Chunnie! You did absolutely nothing wrong
Chunderful: I could've planned his party for yesterday instead. I should've taken Junsu to my house as soon as I got his mom's text. Then he wouldn't have to be alone. He wouldn't have to know about any of this.
Yunbi: Man, stop it. You couldn't have predicted this. It's not your fault.
Jaesicle: I just want to shower that poor boy in birthday huggles! Do you know how hard it was for me not to run over to him at school today and squish the daylights out of him?
Chunderful: I shouldn't have told you guys to ignore him... Dammit, I'm so stupid.
Jaesicle: Nooo, Chunnie!
Yunbi: Stop it, Yoochun! It's not your fault this happened.
***SUnny has signed in
Chunderful: Junsu!
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Junsu, I'm so sorry...
Chunderful: It's not what you think, I swear. We didn't forget.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: It's my fault. I planned the whole thing and it fell apart because I'm stupid. Today was supposed to be special
Chunderful: I wanted to talk to you today. I really did, but I wanted it all to be a surprise...
Chunderful: I'm sorry, Junsu, I'm so damn sorry.
Jaesicle: I'm sorry, Susu baby...
Yunbi: Su, we're sorry.
Chunderful: Junsu, please talk to me. I know you hate me but this wasn't supposed to happen!
Chunderful: I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so sorry. So incredibly sorry.
SUnny: Happy birthday to me.
Chunderful: ...
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: Omo...
Chunderful: I'M SORRY. I'm sorry, dammit, I can't get any more sorry than this, but if you want me to, I can still try.
Yunbi: I'm sorry, Su. We wanted to be there for you.
Jaesicle: Susu baby, I'm so sorry your special day turned out like this! I wish I could hug it all away, honey.
Chunderful: Please, Junsu. I'm sorry. So sorry.
SUnny: You know, the only thing worth a shit you guys have said to me all day is "sorry." Not one person today said "Happy birthday."
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Happy birthday, Susu...
Chunderful: Junsu, we tried. We really did.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: There's a huge accident on the way to your house. If there weren't a ton of dented cars and emergency vehicles all over the road, you know I'd drive through this shitty weather just to see you. You know I would.
Chunderful: Jaejoong even tried to make like 10 cakes just for you. We tried, dammit. Please don't make us into bad people.
SUnny: Jaejoong baked 10 cakes?
Jaesicle: Well....4 but...they all kinda died...
Yunbi: We're sorry, Su...
SUnny: Kim Jaejoong ruined a cake? Kim Jaejoong?
Jaesicle: Well....yes, baby.
SUnny: Let me guess. Yunho was there to help you.
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Omg, look. I know it sucks. I know this is probably the worst day of your life but it wasn't supposed to be like this, Su! I'm sitting in an internet cafe with a shitload of party crap because I can't get any closer to your house right now and I refuse to go home without seeing you. And when I do get to your house, you can make me sit on the stove butt naked and watch my ass burn if that'll make you feel better. Just please don't hate me, please.
SUnny: My parents are gone.
Chunderful: I know. They were supposed to be helping me. But they bailed for some reason...
SUnny: Yeah. Something to do with Changmin. I don't care anymore.
Chunderful: ...Wait, what?
SUnny: Mom called me before soccer practice got cancelled. Said she and Dad were taking Changmin somewhere. I have no fucking idea when they'll be back.
Chunderful: ...Su...I'm sure they had a reason.
SUnny: Yeah.
Chunderful: I'm serious, Su. They were helping me plan your birthday party! They didn't forget! They're just distracted right now...
SUnny: I don't care.
Yunbi: Junsu, don't be like that.
Jaesicle: Susu...
SUnny: I don't care. I don't care what my parents do. I don't care that Yunho and Jaejoong are assholes. I don't even care whether you come to my house or not, Yoochun. Do what you want.
Jaesicle: .......
Yunbi: Junsu, call me whatever you want. You're probably right about me, but leave Jaejoong out of it. He's done everything he could and now you're upsetting him.
Chunderful: How dare you.
Jaesicle: ???Chunnie???
Yunbi: ???
SUnny: What?
Chunderful: How fucking dare you, Junsu.
SUnny: Ha. What, is this my fault now? Smooth move blaming the birthday boy
Chunderful: Shut up. I'm having a hell of a time with the angry voices in my head telling me I'm a moronic douche bag without you confirming it. You know I didn't mean for this to happen. You KNOW I would never forget you.
SUnny: That's funny, Chunnie, cuz it kinda seems like you just did.
Chunderful: I've been planning this for months!! Because you are more than just a best friend to me, Junsu. I wanted to be the one to make you happy.
SUnny: I wonder how much thought you could have put into this if you were too lazy to check the weather forecast properly.
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: No, Chunnie. Calm down, baby...
Chunderful: Fuck you.
Yunbi: Crap...
Chunderful: Look, I'm sorry if I couldn't fulfill all Princess Junsu's desires, but I tried, alright. If you can't appreciate that, then kindly go fuck yourself.
SUnny: I don't have to, Chunnie.
Chunderful: Fine. Call Hyukjae up and see if he'll give you a birthday fuck. Oh, but he wouldn't drive around for hours in this weather like I did because he doesn't care enough about you to risk his life. No way he'd risk hydroplaning into a ditch for a quick romp with a cheap piece of ass.
Jaesicle: Omg! Chunnie, please stop!
SUnny: No problem. Hankyung is only a couple blocks away. If I walked to his house, I'm sure he wouldn't mind taking a quick, wet romp with this cheap piece of ass.
Chunderful: What's Hankyung got to do with this?
Jaesicle: Hankyung???!
Yunbi: Junsu, STOP. You don't need to do this again. You know it's not good for you.
Chunderful: What's not good for him?
Jaesicle: Omomomomomomo. Yunnie, please be quiet!
Yunbi: No, Jae. I'm not letting Junsu use sex to solve his problems. Especially not now. He's not thinking straight.
Chunderful: Can someone please tell me why Junsu and sex and Hankyung make up some kind of equation??? There's no Hyukjae in this problem. Hello???
Jaesicle: Oh, please, honey, no! He doesn't know...
Yunbi: Su, just punch a wall, throw things, eat some ice cream, anything, just don't have sex with Hankyung. Or anyone else for that matter. I'm begging you as your friend.
Chunderful: Hold the fuck up. WHY the hell would Junsu have sex with Heechul's semi-boyfriend? Or "anyone else" besides his own boyfriend??
Yunbi: What are you talking about? Junsu doesn't have a boyfriend.
Jaesicle: ......Oh no, oh no....
Chunderful: .........
Jaesicle: I told you he didn't know, Yunnie...
Yunbi: Oh...........OH...........
Yunbi: Shiiiiit.....
Chunderful: Junsu?
SUnny: So what do you want to do now, Chun? I told you already, I really don't care.
Chunderful: What's going on...?
SUnny: I'll explain it slowly.
SUnny: Hyukjae is a whore.
Yunbi: CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, what's wrong with me?? I'm soooo sorry...
SUnny: Hankyung is a whore.
Jaesicle: Omo!
SUnny: I am a whore, Chunnie. A sweet, dirty whore.
Chunderful: I'm confused...
SUnny: I haven't had a real boyfriend in my entire life, Yoochun.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: They're more like my favorite fuck buddy of the moment. "Boyfriend" is a term I've only ever used around you.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: In fact, if I told you how many guys I've averaged in a week, it'd make your fucking head spin.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: Everyone knew but you. Good job taking care of your bestestest friend.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: I'll ask again. What do you want to do now, Chun? I really, really don't care anymore.
***Chunderful has signed out
Jaesicle: Yoochun!
Yunbi: Dammit, Junsu! Why didn't you tell me you never told Yoochun about you???
SUnny: Just shut up.
***SUnny has signed out
Yunbi: Omg.....
Jaesicle: Yunnie bear, it's not your fault!
Yunbi: No, Jaejoong, it really is...
Jaesicle: Yunnie, you had no idea! It wasn't your fault.
Yunbi: What have I done....?
Jaesicle: Omo...
Jaesicle: Log out and give that laptop back to my sister, baby. I can't console you properly through chat.
Yunbi: Jaejoong....
Jaesicle: Yes?
Yunbi: I feel like crap.
Jaesicle: Yunho, I'll take care of you.
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Thank you.
***Yunbi has signed out
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: You're the only one I can take care of right now...
***Jaesicle has signed out
Chapter 40
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T.T I know...I'm sorry, yo! *runs away sobbing*
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [39/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
Previous Chapters
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Yay banner! 8D Thanks jaetaime for making this lovely masterpiece ♥
Chapter 39: Birthday Cake and Party Shit
December 15, Monday, 6:54PM
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Shit, shit, shit
***Jaesicle has signed in
***Yunbi has signed in
Chunderful: Are you guys alright?
Jaesicle: Yes, yes, honey. Are you alright?
Chunderful: Of course not! But I'm alive, if that's what you mean. Where are you guys?
Yunbi: Jaejoong's house. I had to borrow one of his sister's laptops to chat.
Jaesicle: Baby, I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry. Who could've known it would turn out this way?
Chunderful: It's not your fault, Jae. Don't apologize. It's just....shit...
Jaesicle: No, I really do rather feel it's partially my fault....
Yunbi: It's my fault, too, Joongie. We're both sorry...
Chunderful: What the fuck are you guys talking about?? I'm at a freaking internet cafe near downtown. Do you know how NOT Junsu's house this is right now??? I've got bags of decorations and party shit and I can't do a damn thing about it. This is NOT your fucking fault.
Jaesicle: Omo...
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: You remember the birthday cake I said I was going to bake for Junsu?
Chunderful: Yeah, Jae. Just promise me you won't eat it yet. Su probably won't get to eat it today but I'll make this up to him, I swear.
Jaesicle: Umm.....I didn't actually get to make it...
Chunderful: Huh?
Yunbi: It's because I was there. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Jaesicle: No! It wasn't your fault, baby. I shouldn't have let it get out of hand. I should've focused on making Junsu's present...
Chunderful: What happened...?
Jaesicle: Well....the first three cakes.....burned....
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Are you fucking with me, cuz that's not funny
Jaesicle: No, Chunnie! I'm sorry but they just...died...
Chunderful: But you're Jaejoong
Jaesicle: *sighz*
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Jaejoong doesn't "burn" things.
Jaesicle: I know...
Yunbi: .....
Chunderful: Jaejoong steps into the kitchen and whatever comes out becomes a masterpiece
Jaesicle: I know, I know...
Yunbi: ......
Chunderful: How the hell did Kim Jaejoong burn something as simple as a cake? Dammit, I can bake a cake. My four-year-old cousin could bake a cake if he were taller.
Jaesicle: I know! But the first one burned while we were talking. I'm sorry! It was such an intense conversation, I lost track of time. And then Yunho and I were bonding over music while the second one burned. And the third one.....well, Yunnie looked so cute with icing on his nose and we ended up playing around...
Yunbi: And eating icing off of each other...
Jaesicle: Yes, that.... We just weren't paying attention...
Yunbi: We're sorry, Yoochun...
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: But we tried again! I wasn't going to just let my Susu's birthday present fall flat. So we made another one.
Chunderful: And?
Jaesicle: Well...we were running out of ingredients and time so we made a big cupcake
Chunderful: And?
Jaesicle: It lived, Chunnie! It lived!
Chunderful: Good.
Yunbi: But...
Chunderful: I don't wanna hear it
Jaesicle: Chunnie, I'm sorry but...I left it out to cool down before we put icing on it and...
Yunbi: Jaejoong's sisters kinda got to it...
Jaesicle: I'm so sorry, Chunnie! I should have warned them!
Yunbi: And...we probably shouldn't have left the kitchen to go make out in your room...
Jaesicle: That too..... Omo........ Omo! I'm such a horrible person!
Yunbi: No, Joongie! You're amazing. It was my fault, blame me.
Jaesicle: And now we can't leave the house. There's no way we can drive in this weather.
Jaesicle: ........Chunnie?
Chunderful: Shit, shit, shit, SHIT
Jaesicle: Chunnie....
Yunbi: Yoochun...I'm sorry.
Chunderful: You know what? You guys can apologize all you want but it's not gonna make me feel any better. Because it's still not your damn fault.
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: Do you know where Junsu is right now?
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: No... I thought we weren't supposed to text or call him or anything til the party started...
Chunderful: I know. But I'd bet my life that he's already at home right now wondering where the fuck everyone is.
Yunbi: But what about his parents?
Chunderful: I have no fucking idea. I got a text right after school from Junsu's mom. All it said was "Change of plans" and I haven't heard from either of them since. I just hope they're not fucking dead.
Jaesicle: Omo! Don't say that, Chunnie! What if something did happen? Anything is possible in this weather
Chunderful: Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCKFUCK. It's like God wants Junsu to hate me. It had to fucking rain like this on his fucking birthday and now I can't even go home.
Jaesicle: OMO! Are you okay??? Are you hurt? Did you get in an accident?!! I always tell you to drive slower when it rains. Baby, PLEASE tell me you're okay!!
Yunbi: We can come pick you up if your mom's car is damaged.
Chunderful: NO. I didn't get in an accident and I don't want you guys getting hurt, either. But there was a huge accident on the highway on the way to Junsu's house. There was no way I could get around it. And I tried, dammit, but every detour I took got me lost somewhere on the outskirts of Seoul.
Jaesicle: Omoooo. Why didn't you go home, honey? Now you'll have to drive home and it's getting darker and the storm doesn't seem like it's letting up anytime soon. My dad may make Yunho and I get offline any minute.
Chunderful: I'm not going home.
Jaesicle: Chunnie!
Yunbi: Dude, you gotta worry about your safety. I'm sure Junsu's fine at home.
Chunderful: Fine???? It's his birthday and Junsu is ALONE in an empty house with no decorations or party pizza. How is that fine???
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: No. If I leave this internet cafe, the first place I'm going is Junsu's house. I'll spend the night here if I have to.
Jaesicle: Your mother must be worried sick!
Chunderful: And how do you think Junsu feels?
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...We're sorry......
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I finally worked up the balls to text Junsu a few minutes ago. He hasn't responded yet.
Jaesicle: Omo, that poor baby...
Yunbi: We'll definitely make this up to him somehow.
Chunderful: I should've checked the weather forecast...
Jaesicle: No! Don't start blaming yourself, Chunnie! You did absolutely nothing wrong
Chunderful: I could've planned his party for yesterday instead. I should've taken Junsu to my house as soon as I got his mom's text. Then he wouldn't have to be alone. He wouldn't have to know about any of this.
Yunbi: Man, stop it. You couldn't have predicted this. It's not your fault.
Jaesicle: I just want to shower that poor boy in birthday huggles! Do you know how hard it was for me not to run over to him at school today and squish the daylights out of him?
Chunderful: I shouldn't have told you guys to ignore him... Dammit, I'm so stupid.
Jaesicle: Nooo, Chunnie!
Yunbi: Stop it, Yoochun! It's not your fault this happened.
***SUnny has signed in
Chunderful: Junsu!
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Junsu, I'm so sorry...
Chunderful: It's not what you think, I swear. We didn't forget.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: It's my fault. I planned the whole thing and it fell apart because I'm stupid. Today was supposed to be special
Chunderful: I wanted to talk to you today. I really did, but I wanted it all to be a surprise...
Chunderful: I'm sorry, Junsu, I'm so damn sorry.
Jaesicle: I'm sorry, Susu baby...
Yunbi: Su, we're sorry.
Chunderful: Junsu, please talk to me. I know you hate me but this wasn't supposed to happen!
Chunderful: I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so sorry. So incredibly sorry.
SUnny: Happy birthday to me.
Chunderful: ...
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: Omo...
Chunderful: I'M SORRY. I'm sorry, dammit, I can't get any more sorry than this, but if you want me to, I can still try.
Yunbi: I'm sorry, Su. We wanted to be there for you.
Jaesicle: Susu baby, I'm so sorry your special day turned out like this! I wish I could hug it all away, honey.
Chunderful: Please, Junsu. I'm sorry. So sorry.
SUnny: You know, the only thing worth a shit you guys have said to me all day is "sorry." Not one person today said "Happy birthday."
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Happy birthday, Susu...
Chunderful: Junsu, we tried. We really did.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: There's a huge accident on the way to your house. If there weren't a ton of dented cars and emergency vehicles all over the road, you know I'd drive through this shitty weather just to see you. You know I would.
Chunderful: Jaejoong even tried to make like 10 cakes just for you. We tried, dammit. Please don't make us into bad people.
SUnny: Jaejoong baked 10 cakes?
Jaesicle: Well....4 but...they all kinda died...
Yunbi: We're sorry, Su...
SUnny: Kim Jaejoong ruined a cake? Kim Jaejoong?
Jaesicle: Well....yes, baby.
SUnny: Let me guess. Yunho was there to help you.
Jaesicle: ...
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Omg, look. I know it sucks. I know this is probably the worst day of your life but it wasn't supposed to be like this, Su! I'm sitting in an internet cafe with a shitload of party crap because I can't get any closer to your house right now and I refuse to go home without seeing you. And when I do get to your house, you can make me sit on the stove butt naked and watch my ass burn if that'll make you feel better. Just please don't hate me, please.
SUnny: My parents are gone.
Chunderful: I know. They were supposed to be helping me. But they bailed for some reason...
SUnny: Yeah. Something to do with Changmin. I don't care anymore.
Chunderful: ...Wait, what?
SUnny: Mom called me before soccer practice got cancelled. Said she and Dad were taking Changmin somewhere. I have no fucking idea when they'll be back.
Chunderful: ...Su...I'm sure they had a reason.
SUnny: Yeah.
Chunderful: I'm serious, Su. They were helping me plan your birthday party! They didn't forget! They're just distracted right now...
SUnny: I don't care.
Yunbi: Junsu, don't be like that.
Jaesicle: Susu...
SUnny: I don't care. I don't care what my parents do. I don't care that Yunho and Jaejoong are assholes. I don't even care whether you come to my house or not, Yoochun. Do what you want.
Jaesicle: .......
Yunbi: Junsu, call me whatever you want. You're probably right about me, but leave Jaejoong out of it. He's done everything he could and now you're upsetting him.
Chunderful: How dare you.
Jaesicle: ???Chunnie???
Yunbi: ???
SUnny: What?
Chunderful: How fucking dare you, Junsu.
SUnny: Ha. What, is this my fault now? Smooth move blaming the birthday boy
Chunderful: Shut up. I'm having a hell of a time with the angry voices in my head telling me I'm a moronic douche bag without you confirming it. You know I didn't mean for this to happen. You KNOW I would never forget you.
SUnny: That's funny, Chunnie, cuz it kinda seems like you just did.
Chunderful: I've been planning this for months!! Because you are more than just a best friend to me, Junsu. I wanted to be the one to make you happy.
SUnny: I wonder how much thought you could have put into this if you were too lazy to check the weather forecast properly.
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: No, Chunnie. Calm down, baby...
Chunderful: Fuck you.
Yunbi: Crap...
Chunderful: Look, I'm sorry if I couldn't fulfill all Princess Junsu's desires, but I tried, alright. If you can't appreciate that, then kindly go fuck yourself.
SUnny: I don't have to, Chunnie.
Chunderful: Fine. Call Hyukjae up and see if he'll give you a birthday fuck. Oh, but he wouldn't drive around for hours in this weather like I did because he doesn't care enough about you to risk his life. No way he'd risk hydroplaning into a ditch for a quick romp with a cheap piece of ass.
Jaesicle: Omg! Chunnie, please stop!
SUnny: No problem. Hankyung is only a couple blocks away. If I walked to his house, I'm sure he wouldn't mind taking a quick, wet romp with this cheap piece of ass.
Chunderful: What's Hankyung got to do with this?
Jaesicle: Hankyung???!
Yunbi: Junsu, STOP. You don't need to do this again. You know it's not good for you.
Chunderful: What's not good for him?
Jaesicle: Omomomomomomo. Yunnie, please be quiet!
Yunbi: No, Jae. I'm not letting Junsu use sex to solve his problems. Especially not now. He's not thinking straight.
Chunderful: Can someone please tell me why Junsu and sex and Hankyung make up some kind of equation??? There's no Hyukjae in this problem. Hello???
Jaesicle: Oh, please, honey, no! He doesn't know...
Yunbi: Su, just punch a wall, throw things, eat some ice cream, anything, just don't have sex with Hankyung. Or anyone else for that matter. I'm begging you as your friend.
Chunderful: Hold the fuck up. WHY the hell would Junsu have sex with Heechul's semi-boyfriend? Or "anyone else" besides his own boyfriend??
Yunbi: What are you talking about? Junsu doesn't have a boyfriend.
Jaesicle: ......Oh no, oh no....
Chunderful: .........
Jaesicle: I told you he didn't know, Yunnie...
Yunbi: Oh...........OH...........
Yunbi: Shiiiiit.....
Chunderful: Junsu?
SUnny: So what do you want to do now, Chun? I told you already, I really don't care.
Chunderful: What's going on...?
SUnny: I'll explain it slowly.
SUnny: Hyukjae is a whore.
Yunbi: CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, what's wrong with me?? I'm soooo sorry...
SUnny: Hankyung is a whore.
Jaesicle: Omo!
SUnny: I am a whore, Chunnie. A sweet, dirty whore.
Chunderful: I'm confused...
SUnny: I haven't had a real boyfriend in my entire life, Yoochun.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: They're more like my favorite fuck buddy of the moment. "Boyfriend" is a term I've only ever used around you.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: In fact, if I told you how many guys I've averaged in a week, it'd make your fucking head spin.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: Everyone knew but you. Good job taking care of your bestestest friend.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: I'll ask again. What do you want to do now, Chun? I really, really don't care anymore.
***Chunderful has signed out
Jaesicle: Yoochun!
Yunbi: Dammit, Junsu! Why didn't you tell me you never told Yoochun about you???
SUnny: Just shut up.
***SUnny has signed out
Yunbi: Omg.....
Jaesicle: Yunnie bear, it's not your fault!
Yunbi: No, Jaejoong, it really is...
Jaesicle: Yunnie, you had no idea! It wasn't your fault.
Yunbi: What have I done....?
Jaesicle: Omo...
Jaesicle: Log out and give that laptop back to my sister, baby. I can't console you properly through chat.
Yunbi: Jaejoong....
Jaesicle: Yes?
Yunbi: I feel like crap.
Jaesicle: Yunho, I'll take care of you.
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Thank you.
***Yunbi has signed out
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: You're the only one I can take care of right now...
***Jaesicle has signed out
Chapter 40
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T.T I know...I'm sorry, yo! *runs away sobbing*
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