Hookups and Emoticons [38]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [38/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 38: Agent Micky and Counting Shoelaces
December 14, Sunday, 6:16PM
***Chunderful has signed in
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Chunnniiiiiieeeeee~<3
Chunderful: =_=
Jaesicle: Awwww, Chunniiiieeee baaabbby~<3333 :o Why so glum?
Chunderful: Oh I'm not glum. I'm cheerful. Quite cheerful <3
Jaesicle: Chunface~<333 You're acting so strange~ ^.^
Chunderful: Junsu
Jaesicle: Omoo! What did my baby do this time~? ^.^
Chunderful: It's not really so much something he did as much as it is something I did...
Jaesicle: Omo! Chunnie, what's going on?
Chunderful: Rape. Sweet, sweet rape <3
Jaesicle: o.o;
Chunderful: Second time, too. Just cuz I felt like it. The first time just wasn't enough for me. Junsu didn't know what hit him~
Jaesicle: What on earth are you talking about, honey??
Chunderful: A few nights ago...or should I say a few mornings ago, I had the most fun I've ever had in my entire life
Jaesicle: Baby...are you okay...?
Chunderful: Wonderful~
Chunderful: I took a bus to Junsu's place at 5 in the morning, snuck into his house using the spare key and locked the door of his bedroom. And then I commenced the rape.
Jaesicle: Chunnie...you aren't being serious...are you?
Chunderful: Quite serious~
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: And then today I went to Su's house again. But not to hang out like he thought I had intended. Oh nooooo
Jaesicle: Ummmm....
Chunderful: I just raped him again. In the comfort of his own home. Heh.
Jaesicle: ........
Chunderful: <3
Jaesicle: *sighz* I will ignore you because I love you, Chunnie.
Chunderful: Rape <3
Jaesicle: Omo...
Chunderful: He deserved the anal abuse! Yunho told you about the stunt Su pulled, didn't he???
Jaesicle: Omo omo, yes he did. Poor Yunnie!
Chunderful: Stupid Su ruined the whole fundraiser. AND broke Yunho. Thus, I raped him~
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunface, you know how I feel about violence...
Chunderful: It's not violence. It's retribution~
Jaesicle: Omo.... Is my Susu baby okay?? I haven't see him much at school lately....
Chunderful: He's walking with a limp. No need to be concerned~
Jaesicle: ....
Chunderful: ^.^
Jaesicle: *sighz*sighz* At least I was able to fix my Yunnie up in no time~<33 Poor baby was so distraught about the whole matter...til I got ahold of him <3
Chunderful: Yeah...damn, what did you do to him? He was a broken spirit before he logged off the night of the Junsu Incident by the end of school the next day, he was like a new man.
Chunderful: Aw, shit!!!!
Jaesicle: What, Chunnie? :o
Chunderful: You cloned Yunho! o.o What'd you do with the originial!?!!
Jaesicle: Teehee~ ^.^ Silly Chunnie baby~ I only helped him see the bright side of this nasty candy situation. And now my Yunnie is like a fresh daisy <3
Chunderful: ...No seriously, what did you do to him...? >.>
Jaesicle: I only helped him, Chunnie. ^.~ In a way only I can. ~.^
Chunderful: .................Ew.
Jaesicle: <3
Chunderful: TMI. I don't wanna know about your smelly Jaeho buttsmex =.=
Chunderful: Shit! I'm already imagining it! Get it out of my head, PLEASE! Dx
Jaesicle: Chunnie! We did no such thing!
Chunderful: Then what DID you do to Yunho??? Nothing but sex can make a guy so happy so quickly. >.>
Jaesicle: Nothing! >:|
Chunderful: Right.........
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: <.<
Jaesicle: Okay, okay. We made out a little. ^.^
Chunderful: Ew =_=
Jaesicle: Okay, a lot. ^__^
Chunderful: Ewwww
Jaesicle: Omo omo! We've been a lot more physical lately ^.~
Chunderful: EWWWWWWWWW
Jaesicle: Nothing too heavy but.......ooohh, he makes me so hot inside~<333
Chunderful: *pukes*
Jaesicle: Hey, I fixed Yunho, so no complaints from you. Hmph. >:|
Chunderful: I've been meaning to ask, why didn't you log on that night? Didn't Su text you? At fucking 4AM in the fucking morning? =__=
Jaesicle: Why, yes he did, baby~ But I leave my cell phone on silent at night. ^.^
Chunderful: Genius >.>
Jaesicle: I read Su's text when I woke up, though.
Chunderful: What did it say?
Chunderful: I don't really care, because I raped him twice already, but I'm just curious.
Jaesicle: "TALK TO MEH!!!!! 8D"
Chunderful: =_= The rape felt oh so goood
Jaesicle: Omo.....
Chunderful: But that's not why I wanted to chat with you today.
Chunderful: Even though that rape was pretty damn awesome.
Jaesicle: Oh my....
Chunderful: <3
Chunderful: But what I really wanted to discuss is the date.
Jaesicle: Omo! My date with Yunho last night? ^.^ Oh Chunnie, I can't even find time to study anymore with all these wonderful late night dates with Yunnie~
Jaesicle: He's sooooooo amazing!
Jaesicle: He took me to his house last night and introduced me to his Bambi plushie. Omona! I feel like I've been given complete access to his heart~ Kyaaa!
Jaesicle: Oh, and then we made out on his bed ^.^
Chunderful: Omg NO. Not THAT kind of date =_="
Jaesicle: Oh ^.^
Chunderful: =_=
Chunderful: Tomorrow's date. It's his birthday...
Jaesicle: No, silly, Yunnie's birthday is in February. The fact that he is mere DAYS younger than me just HAS to mean that we're soulmates. Totally meant to be~
Chunderful: I thought we were soulmates. O_O Not in a lovey dovey way but...I do love you, man and....
Chunderful: No....NO!!! That's not what I meant! It's Junsu's birthday, dammit!! JUNSU!!!
Jaesicle: Oh ^.^
Chunderful: =_=
Jaesicle: Teehee <333
Chunderful: I want to plan a surprise party for him. And it has to be special. Something that'll blow his mind. But still, something simple. Does that make sense?
Jaesicle: If it makes sense in your heart, it makes perfect sense to me, honey~ What do have in mind?
Chunderful: Well, I'm still waiting for Yunho to log on so I don't have to tell you guys twice. Where is he?
Jaesicle: *sighz* He's being a wonderful human being~
Chunderful: =_=
Jaesicle: He's helping the forestry club in the park today. He should be back any minute~
***Yunbi has signed in
Yunbi: Joongie~
Jaesicle: OMO! It's like magic! <333
Yunbi: What's like magic? The sound of your voice?
Jaesicle: Omooooo~ Stop it~ >////<
Yunbi: You stop being so cute~
Jaesicle: Omoooooo!
Yunbi: <3
Jaesicle: <3
Chunderful: OMFGpleasestabmeinthepeniswithaspork
Jaesicle: It's like we're connected, Yunnie. I was just talking about you when you showed up~
Yunbi: Of course we're connected, baby. It's the strength of our love that draws us together~
Jaesicle: So poetic! <3333
Chunderful: *cough* Glad to see the cock factor is working out for you, Yunho. Now kindly sprinkle salt in my eyes for teaching it to you <3
Yunbi: <33
Jaesicle: <3333
Yunbi: <33333
Jaesicle: <33333333
Chunderful: Nevermind. I'll just do it to myself later on. =_= Anyway, JUNSU'S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY
Yunbi: Oh yeah. I already bought his present. Cost me half my salary I get from the animal hospital
Jaesicle: At least the money you earned from doing such a humane job is going to a good cause, Yunnie bear ^.~
Yunbi: I know, Boojae. My friends are important to me. But they're not nearly as soft and ticklish as you
Jaesicle: *squee* You know I'm sensitive right below my belly button! >///<
Yunbi: Haha. I wanna know all your sensitive spots, Joongie. All of them.
Jaesicle: Omo~
Yunbi: Especially the ones that make you blush
Jaesicle: Omooooo~ ;D
Chunderful: DAMN. O_O; Cool down, people. I'm still here, you know.
Jaesicle: Teehee~
Yunbi: Haha
Chunderful: Ooookay....Are you guys focused now? >.>
Jaesicle: Yunnie~
Yunbi: Joongie~
Chunderful: .............I'd better make this quick
Chunderful: So, we're having a surprise birthday party for Junsu tomorrow. After school. At his house.
Yunbi: Who are you inviting? Su has a lot of friends.
Jaesicle: Susu baby is too popular~ ^.^
Yunbi: Yeah. Super popular...
Jaesicle: *sighz* Tsk tsk...
Yunbi: Are you inviting Hyukjae? I know he's Junsu's, um, boyfriend and all, but I don't think that'd be the best idea...
Chunderful: Are you kidding? Of course I'm not inviting that asswipe. I'm not that self-deprecating =_=
Chunderful: It's just gonna be us and his family.
Yunbi: Ha. You think Junsu will enjoy only a handful of people to shower him with attention on his special day?
Chunderful: He'll fucking deal with it. >.> If he complains, I'll just rape him again.
Yunbi: Rape???!?
Jaesicle: Shhhhh. It's okay, baby. I think.....
Chunderful: Anyway! The meaning is greater when there's just a few close friends and family to celebrate, so just do as I say!
Yunbi: Alright
Jaesicle: Okie dokie!
Chunderful: I'm even collaborating with his parents on the setup. His dad gave me a secret codename. xD I am now Agent Micky!
Jaesicle: Lolzz! xD
Chunderful: We agreed that I'll buy the decorations and set them up with Junsu's mom after school. He'll have soccer practice, so we'll have plenty of time.
Yunbi: I think it's gonna rain tomorrow, so be careful when you're decorating
Chunderful: I'll remember that, man. Thanks.
Jaesicle: My Yunnie is so smart!
Yunbi: Heh. I just watch the weather channel....
Jaesicle: Omo! *hugglez*
Chunderful: As I was SAYING.......>.>.....his dad is in charge of the pizza and there will be plenty of it, so don't eat lunch tomorrow! Damn their pizza is good....
Yunbi: Yeah, his parents should open a restaurant. Their pizza is so good, it makes you forget everything else around you
Jaesicle: Aww, I've never tried their pizza D':
Yunbi: Well, if Junsu's parents ever open up that restaurant, I'll be the first to take you there and watch you try a piece of heaven.
Jaesicle: I'd like that ever so much, baby ;D
Chunderful: STOP IT!!! If you wanna cyber smex, wait til AFTER I log out. I don't want your cyber!cum squirting in my innocent eyes D<
Yunbi: Joongie~
Jaesicle: Yunnie~
Chunderful: Dammit... >.>
Chunderful: Okay, what presents did you get him?
Yunbi: I got him a watch. It's pretty damn expensive, so he better love it
Jaesicle: I'm gonna bake a birthday cake for the birthday boy~ ^.^
Jaesicle: Omo! His mother won't mind, will she? Does she have something similar planned?
Chunderful: Nope. She can't bake to save her life xD Her skill stops at pizza. Beyond that, people start to catch on fire.
Jaesicle: Wonderful! ^.^
Yunbi: What did you get him, Yoochun?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Just something I made...
Chunderful: Anyway! Just show up at his house as soon as school ends, bring your presents and don't screw up! If you even hint to Junsu what your present is before the surprise party, I will personally make sure the gods smite thee <3
Yunbi: Okay......
Jaesicle: I'll need to go home and bake the cake before I come over. I want it nice and fresh when it lights up the world inside Susu's mouth. ^.^
Jaesicle: Yuuunnniiiiieeeee~ Would you care to assist me~? ;D
Yunbi: YES
Jaesicle: Lololzz! xD
Chunderful: Gross...
Chunderful: If I find random, gooey white streaks all over the cake, it had better be vanilla icing =____=
Jaesicle: Bring your chef's hat, Yunnie~
Yunbi: YES
Jaesicle: Heehee! xDD
Chunderful: God spare me
Chunderful: Just don't talk to Junsu tomorrow.
Jaesicle: *gaspz* Why?? :o
Chunderful: I just want the party to be a huge surprise. He'll be absolutely ecstatic when we bombard him with love. Attention-loving bastard. So ignore him completely. Don't even look at him til he gets to the party.
Yunbi: But what about everyone else at school? We can't keep everyone from talking to him.
Chunderful: Ah, fuck them. We're the ones that matter.
Jaesicle: This is true, honey ^.^
Chunderful: And his brother probably wouldn't actually choose to talk to him on purpose, so Changmin's okay as long as he shows up on time.
Jaesicle: Oh, Minnie's gonna be there! I'm so excited!
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: Don't be jealous, Yunnie bear. ;D You know you're the one I want~
Yunbi: But still...
Jaesicle: Shall I prove it to you, baby? <3
Chunderful: No.
Jaesicle: *kissies*
Chunderful: *pukes on Yunho's shoes*
Yunbi: Aha~<3
Jaesicle: <3333
Yunbi: <3333
Chunderful: Jae you remember that promise you made me a while ago? The one about you never sucking face with Yunho in front of me? You're breaking that promise, friend. Breaking it!
Jaesicle: *nuzzles*
Yunbi: *snuggles*
Chunderful: =_= Just wait til after tomorrow, Chun. Then you may kill yourself.
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: No one loves meh! D8
Chunderful: Rape victim~
SUnny: STOP!!!! IT!!!! @_@
Jaesicle: What are you doing tonight, Yunnie? <33
Yunbi: Thinking about you
Chunderful: I don't think I can <3
SUnny: My arms still hurt from the first time and you still did it again today?!?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! DDDD'<
Chunderful: You deserved it. And you're my cock toy.
Jaesicle: Omonaaa! >///< Come over to my house, baby~ My mom just made dinner and she would absolutely looooove to have you. Did I mention my family totally ah-dorez you? ^.^
SUnny: I am NOT! DD8
Yunbi: Haha. Absolutely. Just sing your favorite song in your head
Chunderful: According to the rape, you are indeed *nod*nod*
SUnny: You don't even use your cock to rape me! D<
Jaesicle: Teehee! And why ever should I do that, Yunnie bear? ;D
Chunderful: All the more enjoyable to use my imagination
SUnny: I hate your imagination D'<
Yunbi: Because by the time you're finished, I'll be at your front door and you'll be in my arms
Chunderful: I bet the rest of your body hates my imagination, too~
SUnny: ......So?? DD'<
Jaesicle: Kyaaaaaa! I'm gonna sing the shortest, most beautiful love song I know, baby! Come over quickly!
Yunbi: Wait for me, Jaejoongie~
***Yunbi has signed out
Chunderful: You still limping?
Jaesicle: Omo! <3333
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: YES!!! D8<
Chunderful: Good. I wanna keep you that way <3
SUnny: GAH! Why do all the men in my life hate meh?!
Chunderful: I don't hate you, dear Su. I loooooooove you~ ;D
SUnny: Rape ain't love!! DD<
Chunderful: It is to me ^^
SUnny: Hyukjae won't touch me anymore and all I've got to look forward to is your RAPE???? Why don't you just kill meh?? D<
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I really don't want to know about your boy problems today.
SUnny: Then quit raping me >.>
Chunderful: I don't think that's gonna happen, love
SUnny: GAH!
SUnny: Then I'm gonna keep talking about Hyukjae! xP And how stupid he's being and how it's been too long since I've seen his cock
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Then I'm gonna talk about Sunny, the lovely girl with the lovelier-than-yours smile
SUnny: Shut up!! >8|
Chunderful: Suuuuuuunnnnny~ She said she liked my hair today~
SUnny: I willz eat her!!!!! *RAWR-CHOMP*
Chunderful: Lala~ I might eat lunch with her tomorrow, too~
SUnny: NOOOOOOOO! NOT tomorrow!!! D8
SUnny: Hmph! I can play that game, too. >.>
SUnny: Hyukjae won't ask me for after-lunch blowjobs anymore. xP Cuz he thinks I smellz you YOU!!! >:3
Chunderful: I told you that asshole only wanted you for your bootay
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Let's both just drop this.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Guess what tomorrow is.... >D
Chunderful: Ah, look at the time. Time to count my shoelaces~
SUnny: LAME!!!! D8< You didn't forget, DID YOU?!
Chunderful: Perhaps I should count mom's shoelaces, too.
SUnny: If you forget what tomorrow is I WILLZ KILLZ YOUZ >:x
Chunderful: Does she even have shoelaces? o.o I've only seen her wearing pumps... Women are weird... >.>
SUnny: BITCH, pay attention to meh!!! DDDD'8<
Chunderful: Oh, well~ Time to go. See you later, Su
SUnny: I'm not through with you yet!!!! *locks you in a closet and swallows the key*
***Chunderful has signed out
SUnny: Dammit!!! DD8<
SUnny: I can still text-stalk him >8D
SUnny: MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
***SUnny has signed out
Chapter 39
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Yes, I did leave the Yoosu saliva rape up to your imagination. >DD Cuz I'm ebil like that. Heh. *escapes angry fangirl!glares* Oh yeah. And I'm back. ^.^ *waves*
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [38/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
Previous Chapters
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Yay banner! 8D Thanks jaetaime for making this lovely masterpiece ♥
Chapter 38: Agent Micky and Counting Shoelaces
December 14, Sunday, 6:16PM
***Chunderful has signed in
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Chunnniiiiiieeeeee~<3
Chunderful: =_=
Jaesicle: Awwww, Chunniiiieeee baaabbby~<3333 :o Why so glum?
Chunderful: Oh I'm not glum. I'm cheerful. Quite cheerful <3
Jaesicle: Chunface~<333 You're acting so strange~ ^.^
Chunderful: Junsu
Jaesicle: Omoo! What did my baby do this time~? ^.^
Chunderful: It's not really so much something he did as much as it is something I did...
Jaesicle: Omo! Chunnie, what's going on?
Chunderful: Rape. Sweet, sweet rape <3
Jaesicle: o.o;
Chunderful: Second time, too. Just cuz I felt like it. The first time just wasn't enough for me. Junsu didn't know what hit him~
Jaesicle: What on earth are you talking about, honey??
Chunderful: A few nights ago...or should I say a few mornings ago, I had the most fun I've ever had in my entire life
Jaesicle: Baby...are you okay...?
Chunderful: Wonderful~
Chunderful: I took a bus to Junsu's place at 5 in the morning, snuck into his house using the spare key and locked the door of his bedroom. And then I commenced the rape.
Jaesicle: Chunnie...you aren't being serious...are you?
Chunderful: Quite serious~
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: And then today I went to Su's house again. But not to hang out like he thought I had intended. Oh nooooo
Jaesicle: Ummmm....
Chunderful: I just raped him again. In the comfort of his own home. Heh.
Jaesicle: ........
Chunderful: <3
Jaesicle: *sighz* I will ignore you because I love you, Chunnie.
Chunderful: Rape <3
Jaesicle: Omo...
Chunderful: He deserved the anal abuse! Yunho told you about the stunt Su pulled, didn't he???
Jaesicle: Omo omo, yes he did. Poor Yunnie!
Chunderful: Stupid Su ruined the whole fundraiser. AND broke Yunho. Thus, I raped him~
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunface, you know how I feel about violence...
Chunderful: It's not violence. It's retribution~
Jaesicle: Omo.... Is my Susu baby okay?? I haven't see him much at school lately....
Chunderful: He's walking with a limp. No need to be concerned~
Jaesicle: ....
Chunderful: ^.^
Jaesicle: *sighz*sighz* At least I was able to fix my Yunnie up in no time~<33 Poor baby was so distraught about the whole matter...til I got ahold of him <3
Chunderful: Yeah...damn, what did you do to him? He was a broken spirit before he logged off the night of the Junsu Incident by the end of school the next day, he was like a new man.
Chunderful: Aw, shit!!!!
Jaesicle: What, Chunnie? :o
Chunderful: You cloned Yunho! o.o What'd you do with the originial!?!!
Jaesicle: Teehee~ ^.^ Silly Chunnie baby~ I only helped him see the bright side of this nasty candy situation. And now my Yunnie is like a fresh daisy <3
Chunderful: ...No seriously, what did you do to him...? >.>
Jaesicle: I only helped him, Chunnie. ^.~ In a way only I can. ~.^
Chunderful: .................Ew.
Jaesicle: <3
Chunderful: TMI. I don't wanna know about your smelly Jaeho buttsmex =.=
Chunderful: Shit! I'm already imagining it! Get it out of my head, PLEASE! Dx
Jaesicle: Chunnie! We did no such thing!
Chunderful: Then what DID you do to Yunho??? Nothing but sex can make a guy so happy so quickly. >.>
Jaesicle: Nothing! >:|
Chunderful: Right.........
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: <.<
Jaesicle: Okay, okay. We made out a little. ^.^
Chunderful: Ew =_=
Jaesicle: Okay, a lot. ^__^
Chunderful: Ewwww
Jaesicle: Omo omo! We've been a lot more physical lately ^.~
Chunderful: EWWWWWWWWW
Jaesicle: Nothing too heavy but.......ooohh, he makes me so hot inside~<333
Chunderful: *pukes*
Jaesicle: Hey, I fixed Yunho, so no complaints from you. Hmph. >:|
Chunderful: I've been meaning to ask, why didn't you log on that night? Didn't Su text you? At fucking 4AM in the fucking morning? =__=
Jaesicle: Why, yes he did, baby~ But I leave my cell phone on silent at night. ^.^
Chunderful: Genius >.>
Jaesicle: I read Su's text when I woke up, though.
Chunderful: What did it say?
Chunderful: I don't really care, because I raped him twice already, but I'm just curious.
Jaesicle: "TALK TO MEH!!!!! 8D"
Chunderful: =_= The rape felt oh so goood
Jaesicle: Omo.....
Chunderful: But that's not why I wanted to chat with you today.
Chunderful: Even though that rape was pretty damn awesome.
Jaesicle: Oh my....
Chunderful: <3
Chunderful: But what I really wanted to discuss is the date.
Jaesicle: Omo! My date with Yunho last night? ^.^ Oh Chunnie, I can't even find time to study anymore with all these wonderful late night dates with Yunnie~
Jaesicle: He's sooooooo amazing!
Jaesicle: He took me to his house last night and introduced me to his Bambi plushie. Omona! I feel like I've been given complete access to his heart~ Kyaaa!
Jaesicle: Oh, and then we made out on his bed ^.^
Chunderful: Omg NO. Not THAT kind of date =_="
Jaesicle: Oh ^.^
Chunderful: =_=
Chunderful: Tomorrow's date. It's his birthday...
Jaesicle: No, silly, Yunnie's birthday is in February. The fact that he is mere DAYS younger than me just HAS to mean that we're soulmates. Totally meant to be~
Chunderful: I thought we were soulmates. O_O Not in a lovey dovey way but...I do love you, man and....
Chunderful: No....NO!!! That's not what I meant! It's Junsu's birthday, dammit!! JUNSU!!!
Jaesicle: Oh ^.^
Chunderful: =_=
Jaesicle: Teehee <333
Chunderful: I want to plan a surprise party for him. And it has to be special. Something that'll blow his mind. But still, something simple. Does that make sense?
Jaesicle: If it makes sense in your heart, it makes perfect sense to me, honey~ What do have in mind?
Chunderful: Well, I'm still waiting for Yunho to log on so I don't have to tell you guys twice. Where is he?
Jaesicle: *sighz* He's being a wonderful human being~
Chunderful: =_=
Jaesicle: He's helping the forestry club in the park today. He should be back any minute~
***Yunbi has signed in
Yunbi: Joongie~
Jaesicle: OMO! It's like magic! <333
Yunbi: What's like magic? The sound of your voice?
Jaesicle: Omooooo~ Stop it~ >////<
Yunbi: You stop being so cute~
Jaesicle: Omoooooo!
Yunbi: <3
Jaesicle: <3
Chunderful: OMFGpleasestabmeinthepeniswithaspork
Jaesicle: It's like we're connected, Yunnie. I was just talking about you when you showed up~
Yunbi: Of course we're connected, baby. It's the strength of our love that draws us together~
Jaesicle: So poetic! <3333
Chunderful: *cough* Glad to see the cock factor is working out for you, Yunho. Now kindly sprinkle salt in my eyes for teaching it to you <3
Yunbi: <33
Jaesicle: <3333
Yunbi: <33333
Jaesicle: <33333333
Chunderful: Nevermind. I'll just do it to myself later on. =_= Anyway, JUNSU'S SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY
Yunbi: Oh yeah. I already bought his present. Cost me half my salary I get from the animal hospital
Jaesicle: At least the money you earned from doing such a humane job is going to a good cause, Yunnie bear ^.~
Yunbi: I know, Boojae. My friends are important to me. But they're not nearly as soft and ticklish as you
Jaesicle: *squee* You know I'm sensitive right below my belly button! >///<
Yunbi: Haha. I wanna know all your sensitive spots, Joongie. All of them.
Jaesicle: Omo~
Yunbi: Especially the ones that make you blush
Jaesicle: Omooooo~ ;D
Chunderful: DAMN. O_O; Cool down, people. I'm still here, you know.
Jaesicle: Teehee~
Yunbi: Haha
Chunderful: Ooookay....Are you guys focused now? >.>
Jaesicle: Yunnie~
Yunbi: Joongie~
Chunderful: .............I'd better make this quick
Chunderful: So, we're having a surprise birthday party for Junsu tomorrow. After school. At his house.
Yunbi: Who are you inviting? Su has a lot of friends.
Jaesicle: Susu baby is too popular~ ^.^
Yunbi: Yeah. Super popular...
Jaesicle: *sighz* Tsk tsk...
Yunbi: Are you inviting Hyukjae? I know he's Junsu's, um, boyfriend and all, but I don't think that'd be the best idea...
Chunderful: Are you kidding? Of course I'm not inviting that asswipe. I'm not that self-deprecating =_=
Chunderful: It's just gonna be us and his family.
Yunbi: Ha. You think Junsu will enjoy only a handful of people to shower him with attention on his special day?
Chunderful: He'll fucking deal with it. >.> If he complains, I'll just rape him again.
Yunbi: Rape???!?
Jaesicle: Shhhhh. It's okay, baby. I think.....
Chunderful: Anyway! The meaning is greater when there's just a few close friends and family to celebrate, so just do as I say!
Yunbi: Alright
Jaesicle: Okie dokie!
Chunderful: I'm even collaborating with his parents on the setup. His dad gave me a secret codename. xD I am now Agent Micky!
Jaesicle: Lolzz! xD
Chunderful: We agreed that I'll buy the decorations and set them up with Junsu's mom after school. He'll have soccer practice, so we'll have plenty of time.
Yunbi: I think it's gonna rain tomorrow, so be careful when you're decorating
Chunderful: I'll remember that, man. Thanks.
Jaesicle: My Yunnie is so smart!
Yunbi: Heh. I just watch the weather channel....
Jaesicle: Omo! *hugglez*
Chunderful: As I was SAYING.......>.>.....his dad is in charge of the pizza and there will be plenty of it, so don't eat lunch tomorrow! Damn their pizza is good....
Yunbi: Yeah, his parents should open a restaurant. Their pizza is so good, it makes you forget everything else around you
Jaesicle: Aww, I've never tried their pizza D':
Yunbi: Well, if Junsu's parents ever open up that restaurant, I'll be the first to take you there and watch you try a piece of heaven.
Jaesicle: I'd like that ever so much, baby ;D
Chunderful: STOP IT!!! If you wanna cyber smex, wait til AFTER I log out. I don't want your cyber!cum squirting in my innocent eyes D<
Yunbi: Joongie~
Jaesicle: Yunnie~
Chunderful: Dammit... >.>
Chunderful: Okay, what presents did you get him?
Yunbi: I got him a watch. It's pretty damn expensive, so he better love it
Jaesicle: I'm gonna bake a birthday cake for the birthday boy~ ^.^
Jaesicle: Omo! His mother won't mind, will she? Does she have something similar planned?
Chunderful: Nope. She can't bake to save her life xD Her skill stops at pizza. Beyond that, people start to catch on fire.
Jaesicle: Wonderful! ^.^
Yunbi: What did you get him, Yoochun?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Just something I made...
Chunderful: Anyway! Just show up at his house as soon as school ends, bring your presents and don't screw up! If you even hint to Junsu what your present is before the surprise party, I will personally make sure the gods smite thee <3
Yunbi: Okay......
Jaesicle: I'll need to go home and bake the cake before I come over. I want it nice and fresh when it lights up the world inside Susu's mouth. ^.^
Jaesicle: Yuuunnniiiiieeeee~ Would you care to assist me~? ;D
Yunbi: YES
Jaesicle: Lololzz! xD
Chunderful: Gross...
Chunderful: If I find random, gooey white streaks all over the cake, it had better be vanilla icing =____=
Jaesicle: Bring your chef's hat, Yunnie~
Yunbi: YES
Jaesicle: Heehee! xDD
Chunderful: God spare me
Chunderful: Just don't talk to Junsu tomorrow.
Jaesicle: *gaspz* Why?? :o
Chunderful: I just want the party to be a huge surprise. He'll be absolutely ecstatic when we bombard him with love. Attention-loving bastard. So ignore him completely. Don't even look at him til he gets to the party.
Yunbi: But what about everyone else at school? We can't keep everyone from talking to him.
Chunderful: Ah, fuck them. We're the ones that matter.
Jaesicle: This is true, honey ^.^
Chunderful: And his brother probably wouldn't actually choose to talk to him on purpose, so Changmin's okay as long as he shows up on time.
Jaesicle: Oh, Minnie's gonna be there! I'm so excited!
Yunbi: ...
Jaesicle: Don't be jealous, Yunnie bear. ;D You know you're the one I want~
Yunbi: But still...
Jaesicle: Shall I prove it to you, baby? <3
Chunderful: No.
Jaesicle: *kissies*
Chunderful: *pukes on Yunho's shoes*
Yunbi: Aha~<3
Jaesicle: <3333
Yunbi: <3333
Chunderful: Jae you remember that promise you made me a while ago? The one about you never sucking face with Yunho in front of me? You're breaking that promise, friend. Breaking it!
Jaesicle: *nuzzles*
Yunbi: *snuggles*
Chunderful: =_= Just wait til after tomorrow, Chun. Then you may kill yourself.
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: No one loves meh! D8
Chunderful: Rape victim~
SUnny: STOP!!!! IT!!!! @_@
Jaesicle: What are you doing tonight, Yunnie? <33
Yunbi: Thinking about you
Chunderful: I don't think I can <3
SUnny: My arms still hurt from the first time and you still did it again today?!?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! DDDD'<
Chunderful: You deserved it. And you're my cock toy.
Jaesicle: Omonaaa! >///< Come over to my house, baby~ My mom just made dinner and she would absolutely looooove to have you. Did I mention my family totally ah-dorez you? ^.^
SUnny: I am NOT! DD8
Yunbi: Haha. Absolutely. Just sing your favorite song in your head
Chunderful: According to the rape, you are indeed *nod*nod*
SUnny: You don't even use your cock to rape me! D<
Jaesicle: Teehee! And why ever should I do that, Yunnie bear? ;D
Chunderful: All the more enjoyable to use my imagination
SUnny: I hate your imagination D'<
Yunbi: Because by the time you're finished, I'll be at your front door and you'll be in my arms
Chunderful: I bet the rest of your body hates my imagination, too~
SUnny: ......So?? DD'<
Jaesicle: Kyaaaaaa! I'm gonna sing the shortest, most beautiful love song I know, baby! Come over quickly!
Yunbi: Wait for me, Jaejoongie~
***Yunbi has signed out
Chunderful: You still limping?
Jaesicle: Omo! <3333
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: YES!!! D8<
Chunderful: Good. I wanna keep you that way <3
SUnny: GAH! Why do all the men in my life hate meh?!
Chunderful: I don't hate you, dear Su. I loooooooove you~ ;D
SUnny: Rape ain't love!! DD<
Chunderful: It is to me ^^
SUnny: Hyukjae won't touch me anymore and all I've got to look forward to is your RAPE???? Why don't you just kill meh?? D<
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I really don't want to know about your boy problems today.
SUnny: Then quit raping me >.>
Chunderful: I don't think that's gonna happen, love
SUnny: GAH!
SUnny: Then I'm gonna keep talking about Hyukjae! xP And how stupid he's being and how it's been too long since I've seen his cock
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Then I'm gonna talk about Sunny, the lovely girl with the lovelier-than-yours smile
SUnny: Shut up!! >8|
Chunderful: Suuuuuuunnnnny~ She said she liked my hair today~
SUnny: I willz eat her!!!!! *RAWR-CHOMP*
Chunderful: Lala~ I might eat lunch with her tomorrow, too~
SUnny: NOOOOOOOO! NOT tomorrow!!! D8
SUnny: Hmph! I can play that game, too. >.>
SUnny: Hyukjae won't ask me for after-lunch blowjobs anymore. xP Cuz he thinks I smellz you YOU!!! >:3
Chunderful: I told you that asshole only wanted you for your bootay
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Let's both just drop this.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Guess what tomorrow is.... >D
Chunderful: Ah, look at the time. Time to count my shoelaces~
SUnny: LAME!!!! D8< You didn't forget, DID YOU?!
Chunderful: Perhaps I should count mom's shoelaces, too.
SUnny: If you forget what tomorrow is I WILLZ KILLZ YOUZ >:x
Chunderful: Does she even have shoelaces? o.o I've only seen her wearing pumps... Women are weird... >.>
SUnny: BITCH, pay attention to meh!!! DDDD'8<
Chunderful: Oh, well~ Time to go. See you later, Su
SUnny: I'm not through with you yet!!!! *locks you in a closet and swallows the key*
***Chunderful has signed out
SUnny: Dammit!!! DD8<
SUnny: I can still text-stalk him >8D
SUnny: MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
***SUnny has signed out
Chapter 39
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Yes, I did leave the Yoosu saliva rape up to your imagination. >DD Cuz I'm ebil like that. Heh. *escapes angry fangirl!glares* Oh yeah. And I'm back. ^.^ *waves*
Also, vote for DBSK in this poll. 8D Kinda random, but we must support the boys in any way we can! Dong Bang background ftw! xD Allkpop Poll
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