Hookups and Emoticons [24]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [24/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men || 20 - Police Officers and Starting Over || 21 - Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer || 22 - Pinky Swears and Passionate Love Adventures || 23 - Helmets and Dumb Logic ||
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Chapter 24: Lucky Socks and I Spy
November 28, Saturday, 8:12AM
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Rise and shineeeeeeeee!!! :'D
SUnny: ......
SUnny: Hello????? o.O"
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: Waiting....
SUnny: Patiently...
SUnny: <.<
SUnny: a;ldfsk
SUnny: WHY does he sleep so damn much?!?! >0<
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Mmph
SUnny: HI!! <33333
Chunderful: Ugh. You type too loud.
SUnny: o.o What are you, hungover?? >.> You're underaged, ya know....
Chunderful: Mmph. Of course I'm not hungover.
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: Ugh. If I did get drunk last night, you would've been with me.
SUnny: =.= Why's that...?
Chunderful: Don't I do everything with you?
SUnny: Yes! :D
Chunderful: Now, come to my house so we can sleep together
SUnny: D< I don't want your cock!!!
Chunderful: Stop typing so loud......And I meant just come sleep with me. Like snoozing. Damn, I'm tired. Ugh, what a dirty mind you have~
SUnny: =.=
SUnny: *pinches you*
Chunderful: al;kfja
Chunderful: Quit it! Your stupid rapid fire text messages woke me up this early begging me to get online. What did you want?
SUnny: o.o How do you sleep so late?? You fell asleep at 9 o'clock last night talking to me on the phone. >.> That's almost 12 hours of sleep....
Chunderful: Okay, Su. You are the only teenager I know who ENJOYS waking up at 8AM. I'm normal.
SUnny: Sleeping til 5PM on weekends if someone doesn't wake you up is normal? =.=
Chunderful: Yes. Yes it is.
SUnny: LIES!
Chunderful: Ow, man. Ow.
SUnny: o.o Sorry.
SUnny: Wait....How can I type too loud if I'm all the way at my house?????? D<
Chunderful: Ugggghhh. Like that. It's giving me a headache.
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: Did you have to tell me something urgent, cuz I'd kinda like to go back to my nice, sexy bed.
SUnny: Nope. Nothing important. :D
Chunderful: Good night~
SUnny: WAIT! T.T It's morning
Chunderful: Good morning~
SUnny: NO SLEEPING! D8<
Chunderful: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
SUnny: But I just wanted to talk to you~ T.T Cuz I lovez you~
Chunderful: *sigh* That's all you wanted to tell me??
SUnny: Ummmmm
SUnny: And you're special to meeeeee :'D
Chunderful: Ah, very nice, very nice. Sleepy time~
SUnny: NOOOO! T.T Stay with meh.....
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: T.T
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: TT.TT
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: TTT.T
Chunderful: Okay, fine! *sigh*yawn* I'll stay awake at this UNGODLY HOUR to chat with you
SUnny: Yay! :DD
Chunderful: And when I'm done, I'm going back to sleep.
SUnny: No! D< You're coming to my place!
Chunderful: Right. Where I will lie down in your bed and/or couch and/or kitchen counter and/or mom and dad's closet and sleep.
SUnny: NO! You're not coming to sleep! You're coming to play! :3
Chunderful: As much as I love playing with your balls, I'd really rather sleep right now, Su~
SUnny: EWWWW! Leave meh man balls alone!! >.<
Chunderful: *sigh* Tsk tsk. I meant your soccer balls. Don't you have a collection? A simply wonderful rainbow assortment of colored soccer balls, might I add. *sigh* What a dirty, dirty mind...
SUnny: Gah! Stop it, Chun! >.<
Chunderful: I will when you clean up your filthy little mind~
SUnny: I'll never be clean...
Chunderful: Huh? o.o
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: I'm not coming to your house if you didn't bathe, man D<
SUnny: Wtf???? I did take a bath! DDD:< 5 times!
Chunderful: Liar, liar, liar
SUnny: Okay, I lied. I only bathed once this morning. ^.^
Chunderful: Liar, liar, liar
SUnny: I'm not lying this time!! Grrrr!
Chunderful: Awwww, so cute~ *pinches your cheeks*
SUnny: Wah! Dx
SUnny: Hey, wanna play a game? :D
Chunderful: Hell yeah!
SUnny: Yay! 8D
Chunderful: Let's play the dream game! First one to go to sleep and remember what he dreamed wins!
SUnny: Eh?? o.O
SUnny: NO SLEEPING!!! DDDD<
Chunderful: Damn it...
SUnny: Let's play I spy~<3
Chunderful: ...Through this chatroom.....?
SUnny: YES! :DD
Chunderful: ...Seriously....?
SUnny: YES YES!! :DDD
Chunderful: .......
SUnny: I'll start!
SUnny: I spy something shiny~
Chunderful: You know I'm not in the room with you, right? Isn't that usually how this game works?
SUnny: D< You've been in my room enough to map it out in your brain and draw a picture of it with lovely pastel colors. And I can do the same for your room. So PLAY!! DD<
Chunderful: Okay okay!
Chunderful: Your soccer trophy
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: You're not even going to think about it??
Chunderful: I already know.
SUnny: But there's other shiny stuff in meh room. o.o" Like those necklaces you gave me for my birthday last year. And my lamp. Or um....other stuff....
Chunderful: Nope. It's your soccer trophy.
SUnny: D<
SUnny: Which one?? >D
Chunderful: Ah, quit being a sore loser! I figured it out already. It's my turn now.
SUnny: WHICH ONE??? D8<
Chunderful: *runs away*
SUnny: Come back here! D<
Chunderful: *returns* It's the one from last season when you scored the winning goal in the last few minutes of the game. It's your favorite. And the shiniest. *runs away*
SUnny: Pfft. Fine. >.> You win this one. And come back here NOWZ!
Chunderful: *returns* Okay. I spy something dark.
SUnny: o.o Your closet???
Chunderful: The light's on in there. So, nope.
SUnny: Well turn it off! D< You're wasting energy!
Chunderful: Okay. I did. But you still haven't guessed right.
Chunderful: Teehee~ I guessed right on the first try and youuuuu didn't~
SUnny: a;lksdjf;lafj;leaijff
SUnny: SHUT UP! You haven't won, yet! *chomps your head*
Chunderful: Haha.... I love it when you're competitive...
SUnny: GROWL! >:3
Chunderful: xD
SUnny: Give me another clue! Yours is too vague. And lame. xP
Chunderful: Pssh. *pokes you* I spy something dark and wonderful~
SUnny: O.o Wtf.....?
Chunderful: Want more clues? You're slowly losing to meh awesome cognitive skillz of I spy~
SUnny: NO!! D:<
SUnny: Um, no to the losing, not to the clues. ._. I still want more clues....
Chunderful: xD I spy something dark and wonderful and round and deep and soulful and loving.
Chunderful: And sexy. They're QUITE sexy, if I do say so myself~
SUnny: No fair! There's more than one????
Chunderful: Yep yep. But you could say they come as a unit
SUnny: =.= You're talking about yourself...something on yourself....
SUnny: Arrogant bastard...>.>
Chunderful: I love you, too, baby~<33
SUnny: ....You want me to guess something gross like 'your beautiful balls,' don't you??? D< PERVERT! PERVERT ALERT!
Chunderful: Tsk tsk. Although, I would admit that my balls are indeed wonderful and round and soulful and loving and sexy, I'm not sure about the other descriptions, my dirty-minded Su~
SUnny: Gah! Dx Quit messing with my head!!
Chunderful: Aw, but I'm good at it.
Chunderful: You get one more chance before you lose, Su-poo
SUnny: NO!
SUnny: And don't call me Su-poo ever again...=.=
Chunderful: Time's up
SUnny: CHEATER!! D<
SUnny: Lemme think..........
SUnny: Ummmmm....
SUnny: Gah! I can't think of anything more idiotic than maybe....your eyes?? =__="
Chunderful: Ding ding ding!
SUnny: I'm right? :D
Chunderful: Yep. Congratulations, Su <3
SUnny: Yesh! 8D
SUnny: ...But you know that still makes you an arrogant bastard for describing yourself like that....right? >.>
Chunderful: You still love meh~
SUnny: Yes! :'D
SUnny: Arrogant bastard...>.>
SUnny: ...
SUnny: You know who else is an arrogant bastard....?
Chunderful: Ah...you?
SUnny: No....
SUnny: HEY!!! D:<
Chunderful: ^^
SUnny: Hyukjae....
Chunderful: Oh. That arrogant bastard.
SUnny: He wasn't always an arrogant bastard! D:<
Chunderful: But he's always been a regular bastard in my eyes.
SUnny: xP
SUnny: Well....he's been acting weird.
Chunderful: Then dump the arrogant bastard.
SUnny: *hits you with a butterfly* D<
Chunderful: ...A butterfly...?
SUnny: o.o"
SUnny: Just listen! DD<
SUnny: You know how I'm all fucklicious and stuff, right? >D
Chunderful: Eh??
SUnny: =.= Fucklicious. I'm so good, Hyukjae can't get enough of me.
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah. What of it?
SUnny: ...I think he's gotten enough of me...
Chunderful: Huh????
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: Junsu? What's that mean?? Are you still there?
SUnny: xP
Chunderful: =.= Wtf...?
Chunderful: Hey, does this have anything to do with something Wooyoung and Kangin said? I mean, it's pretty far off, but ya know, it could have a connection. Maybeh.
SUnny: ??What did they say???
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Um...I dunno. You know how big a gossip Kangin is.
SUnny: So am I!! >:D
Chunderful: Yeah, but I love you, not him~
SUnny: Yay! :'D
Chunderful: But....I did hear them talking in the bathroom the other day. Wooyoung was talking about you, I think...
SUnny: Hmm? o.o What did he say? Does he hate me?????? T.T
Chunderful: Of course not. How could anyone hate you?
Chunderful: I didn't catch all of it because someone flushed a toilet, but I did hear your name.
Chunderful: And I also heard the words 'hole in one.' Do you know what that's supposed to mean?
SUnny: Maybe it was a different Junsu
Chunderful: He definitely said 'Kim Junsu.'
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: And his tone was weird. Like he was amused or bragging or something like that, you know?
Chunderful: Have you taken up an interest in golf with Wooyoung?
SUnny: No.
Chunderful: It's okay if you have. I won't judge you. I definitely won't think you're becoming a boring old man who enjoys feeling the wind blow through your bald spot on a golf cart that goes a whopping 2 miles per hour~
SUnny: No.
Chunderful: xD It's fine, Su. I'm only kidding, yo.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Isn't there a movie about golf out in theaters now?
Chunderful: What? No, I don't think so. o.o
SUnny: Oh.
SUnny: Well, I wanna watch a movie! >.< I haven't seen one in so long~
Chunderful: Let's go later today. You'll have to drive me, though. Mom will be using her car for the rest of the day.
SUnny: Ugh. We can't go this afternoon cuz Dad's using his car for something and mom's gonna drive Changmin to some dude's house before she runs errands. xP
Chunderful: Changmin has a play date? With someone other than Kibum?
SUnny: a;lkfj;wejaf; I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care!! When's the last time Mom drove ME anywhere?? She barely lets me borrow her car unless I beg her and threaten to stop breathing if she doesn't hand over the keys! ]<
Chunderful: Aw, come on, it's not that bad...
SUnny: Yes it is!! Okay, maybe borrowing the car isn't quite that hard, but with everything else in this house, if Changmin is involved, he gets first priority no matter what.
Chunderful: Ah, Su...
SUnny: Omg, Yoochun. Last night, my parents totally forgot about me...like completely...
Chunderful: You're exaggerating...
SUnny: You think walking into the dining room, stomach growling, to find my whole family almost done with dinner, no plate reserved for me and all the food gone is exaggerating??? That shit really happened, Chun!
Chunderful: ...Well, your parents are rather absent-minded...
SUnny: Chun, they FORGOT I was in the house! Forgot! And so no one called me to tell me that dinner was ready and nobody made me a plate and nobody fucking CARED. Mom and dad looked surprised to even see me in the house. And then started apologizing all over the place and telling me to make myself a bowl of cereal or something....
Chunderful: Ah, don't blame Min. They were probably just busy. You know how one-track-minded they get. And if you lock yourself away in your private room up on the 2nd floor where no one can get to you, they might think you've either died already or left the house. They couldn't just forget about you entirely.
SUnny: But they did, Chunnie. T.T They looked confused to see me when I walked in the room. I was so hungry...
Chunderful: Ah, they probably just thought you were at my house or something. You do practically live over here.
Chunderful: Ah, speaking of, when we go to college, you wanna live with me? My mom's thinking of getting me an apartment. Complete with a jacuzzi, sound-proof walls and a giant bed that vibrates~
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: <3
SUnny: I don't wanna live with your perviness! xO
Chunderful: Aww~
SUnny: >.>
Chunderful: *sad face*
SUnny: <.< Okay, I will...
Chunderful: Whoop!
SUnny: But don't get any perverted ideas!! xP
Chunderful: Fine then. I'll just have to distract us before I pounce on you when you least expect it~
SUnny: o.o"
Chunderful: By prying into other people's lives. Your favorite pastime~
SUnny: o.O"
Chunderful: Jaeho's date is tonight~
SUnny: OMGOGMOMG 8D
SUnny: And it's totally Yunjae...>.> Just so you know
Chunderful: Pfft. Don't keep fooling yourself. Jae's manliness shall never lose to that Manbi. Nevah. NEVAH!!
SUnny: SHUT UP! D:< Have you SEEN Yunho's moobs???? They're packed full of pure man juice. >D
Chunderful: ...Do you think before you type???
SUnny: Not usually :D
Chunderful: *sigh*
SUnny: What? o.o"
Chunderful: Nothing. *sigh*
SUnny: Stop sighing at meh! D<
Chunderful: *sigh* I wonder if it'll crash and burn
SUnny: Stop sighing!!! xO What? You mean, YUNJAE's date?? They'll be awesome! :D
Chunderful: I dunno....*sigh*
SUnny: *kicks your face* >:x
Chunderful: Do you really have faith in them?
SUnny: Always keep the faith, Chunnie~ ;D
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah. But....they've only just started to...um..what's the word...?
SUnny: Spend time with each other without detonating into a fiery, tragic catastrophe? :D
Chunderful: Yeah. That.
SUnny: :D
Chunderful: Ah, but Jaejoong never seems to mind a whole lot, though. It's weird. Any other guy would've been dumped a long time ago. Jae's not known for his patience in men.
SUnny: Teehee~ He does deserve the best quality in dateable men. ;D
Chunderful: This kind of reminds me of his old boyfriend Hyunjoon.
SUnny: Eh?? O.O Hyunjoon was an idiot like Yunho???
Chunderful: PFFFFFT. Absolutely not. You've seen Hyunjoon, right? Smooth, sexy creature with all the right moves, always knows what to say and a sparkling charisma.
Chundeful: Wow, I sound like a brochure....
SUnny: D< Hey! Yunho has charsima! He's class president! He can do anything!
Chunderful: Except Jaejoong. Hyunjoon could at least do that.
SUnny: Oh. Right. o.o"
Chunderful: But then....the unthinkable happened....o.o
SUnny: *gasp* *munches popcorn*
Chunderful: Hyunjoon said he'd never recycled in his life.....and that he never EVER would.......and Jaejoong didn't mind....
SUnny: O__O
Chunderful: I know
SUnny: WTF???
Chunderful: Exactly?!?! Jaejoong would marry, have sex with, have babies, grow old and die with recycling if he could. And Hyunjoon gets to NEVER RECYCLE in his presence and he doesn't get his balls chopped off???? Jae snaps at me when some OTHER random guy litters!
SUnny: OMO!
Chunderful: I know!
SUnny: That jerk doesn't recycle! D:<
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: That's unthinkable! D'8 SAVE TEH PLANET!!
Chunderful: But Jae never called him a jerk or anything. Just smiled and said something like, "Oh, people make their own choices, honey~" Jae really liked him at the time. Clearly.
SUnny: Ahh~
Chunderful: And I think Yunho's getting the same treatment.
SUnny: Ahhhh~
Chunderful: Yunho sucks.
SUnny: EHHHH????? D< *throws meat slabs at chu*
Chunderful: Gah! Not in a bad way! Just...Jae treats him better than he treats me. T.T Yunho never gets yelled at or complained to or told that the first song he ever composed sounds like old people on motor scooters....*sniff* Jae's so harsh to meh....
SUnny: =.= Moron. That's what best friends are for. BOYFRIENDS are for smooching and other things~ >D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: ...o.o"
Chunderful: Su.....?
SUnny: ...What? o.o""
Chunderful: What if.....?
SUnny: ...O.O" What if what??
Chunderful: ..........
SUnny: *dies from suspense* x.x
Chunderful: Su...what if....Yunho loses his virginity before me......?
SUnny: .........
Chunderful: .....Su, I'm scared~
SUnny: Pussy =.=
Chunderful: No! Cock! I'm gay, you selfish jerk! And Yunho's gonna get some from Jaejoong before me! Dx
SUnny: SHUT UP! DDD< You'll DIE with your cock and asshole all nice and clean and shiny and you're gonna LIKE it!
Chunderful: But I don't wanna die lame! D'x
SUnny: You're not lame!!!!!!!
Chunderful: Am too!!!!
SUnny: Am not!!!
Chunderful: Too!
SUnny: NOT!
Chunderful: But....even YOU'RE not a virgin.
SUnny: ......What's that got to do with anything?
Chunderful: You're JUNSU. Dx I can't lose to you AND Yunho. You're both walking mistakes created upon this earth!
SUnny: HEY!!! D8<
Chunderful: Stupid Hyukjae had to steal your innocence....
SUnny: ....Hyukjae...?
Chunderful: Yeah. Didn't he...um...do it...with you first...?
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Yeah. Sure.
Chunderful: You know what, Su?
SUnny: ...What?
Chunderful: You should've handed your sexy, shiny self over to me first~ I would've taken your innocence nice and slowly, over and over~ You woulda liked it<3
SUnny: AL;KDJF;AWEIRF
SUnny: You're so gross! DDDD:<
Chunderful: Hahahahahahah! xD
SUnny: But ya wanna know something, Chun?
Chunderful: You regret not letting me into your pants~?
SUnny: NO! *punches your foot*
Chunderful: Pfft...my foot???
SUnny: o.o""
SUnny: Shut up!
Chunderful: xD
SUnny: As I was saying! D<
SUnny: I like you the way you are.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Huh??
SUnny: Pure. You've always been pure. I like it.
Chunderful: ....
Chunderful: But I'm a lazy perverted virgin bastard who still manages to play-sexually harass you all the time
SUnny: That's besides the point! DDD<
Chunderful: Really??? Seems like the whole point to me
SUnny: Stop ruining my logic!!!! RAWR!
Chunderful: xD Kay~ I'll stop ruining your faulty logic.
SUnny: *wrings your neck*
SUnny: But seriously, Chunnie. Even behind the STUPID, NEVER GONNA WORK, GROSS, STUPID pick up lines....=_=......you've always been the same old Chunnie since practically the first time I met you.
Chunderful: But I grew out my hair since I was 3. That's different.
SUnny: NOT PHYSICAL SHIT, DUMBASS!
Chunderful: xD
Chunderful: But my mind's a lot dirtier than it was in middle school
SUnny: A LOT dirtier. xP
SUnny: But you're still honest.
Chunderful: Cuz I'm awesome~
SUnny: And you're nice.
Chunderful: Cuz I'm wonderful~
SUnny: And your intentions are always pure.
Chunderful: Cuz I'm Chunderful! <3
SUnny: And you're fun even when you just come off as a dumbass. You always mean well.
Chunderful: Cuz I'm......HEY!
SUnny: And you're always there when I need you.
Chunderful: Cuz I love you.
Chunderful: I mean...
Chunderful: I love you....
Chunderful: Aish, you know what I mean....
SUnny: I lovez you too! :'D
Chunderful: Haha...
SUnny: Can you do me a favor?
Chunderful: Absolutely anything.
SUnny: Stay that way.
Chunderful: Huh?
SUnny: Stay pure. As long as possible.
Chunderful: ...Um, okay, Su.
SUnny: ^^
SUnny: OMGOMGGG! 8D
Chunderful: WHAT???
SUnny: Yunjae's date is TONIGHT! <3
Chunderful: *cough*Jaeho*cough* Yeah, we already established that, oh smooth conversation switcher.
SUnny: Omo omo, what am I going to wear??
Chunderful: Um, your PJs???? You do know you're not going with them.....right???
SUnny: DUH!! xP But I'm just so excited, I have to make sure that this night goes totally perfectly! Even down to what you and I are wearing while Yunnie works his moves on Jaejoong ;D
SUnny: By the way, you're wearing your green polo shirt tonight. >:|
Chunderful: Okay, #1: This date will not go perfect. Because it's JAEHO we're talking about. #2: YOUR shirt has absolutely NOTHING to do with the fail!JAEHO date. #3: Yunho HAS NO MOVES. And #4: WTF???? I look horrible in that shirt!!
SUnny: WEAR IT! D8<
Chunderful: Ah, shit.
SUnny: :D
Chunderful: Fine! But if I'm wearing that stupid shirt, I also get to wear meh lucky socks.
SUnny: UGH! Those things are old and worn and hideous and smelly and fucking rainbow-colored and they won't match your shirt! D<
SUnny: And they're MINE!!!!!!!! D8<
Chunderful: That's why they're meh lucky socks~
SUnny: EWWWWWZZZ!!
Chunderful: *licks lucky socks*
SUnny: OMGOMGOMGALF;AKFAJ O.O *runs away*
Chunderful: You can't escape teh lucky sockss! *nibbles lucky socks*
SUnny: NO!!! *runs further away*
Chunderful: *chases you with lucky socks dangling from meh jaws*
SUnny: Get away! *runs faster*
Chunderful: *drools sexily on lucky socks*
SUnny: Nyaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! D8
***SUnny has signed out
Chunderful: Oh, he's not getting away that easily~ I know where he lives >]
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 25
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How many of you guys are struggling through finals right now? T.T I am. Gah! We can do it! Hwaiting! <3
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [24/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture || 17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers || 18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite || 19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men || 20 - Police Officers and Starting Over || 21 - Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer || 22 - Pinky Swears and Passionate Love Adventures || 23 - Helmets and Dumb Logic ||
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Chapter 24: Lucky Socks and I Spy
November 28, Saturday, 8:12AM
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Rise and shineeeeeeeee!!! :'D
SUnny: ......
SUnny: Hello????? o.O"
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: Waiting....
SUnny: Patiently...
SUnny: <.<
SUnny: a;ldfsk
SUnny: WHY does he sleep so damn much?!?! >0<
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Mmph
SUnny: HI!! <33333
Chunderful: Ugh. You type too loud.
SUnny: o.o What are you, hungover?? >.> You're underaged, ya know....
Chunderful: Mmph. Of course I'm not hungover.
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: Ugh. If I did get drunk last night, you would've been with me.
SUnny: =.= Why's that...?
Chunderful: Don't I do everything with you?
SUnny: Yes! :D
Chunderful: Now, come to my house so we can sleep together
SUnny: D< I don't want your cock!!!
Chunderful: Stop typing so loud......And I meant just come sleep with me. Like snoozing. Damn, I'm tired. Ugh, what a dirty mind you have~
SUnny: =.=
SUnny: *pinches you*
Chunderful: al;kfja
Chunderful: Quit it! Your stupid rapid fire text messages woke me up this early begging me to get online. What did you want?
SUnny: o.o How do you sleep so late?? You fell asleep at 9 o'clock last night talking to me on the phone. >.> That's almost 12 hours of sleep....
Chunderful: Okay, Su. You are the only teenager I know who ENJOYS waking up at 8AM. I'm normal.
SUnny: Sleeping til 5PM on weekends if someone doesn't wake you up is normal? =.=
Chunderful: Yes. Yes it is.
SUnny: LIES!
Chunderful: Ow, man. Ow.
SUnny: o.o Sorry.
SUnny: Wait....How can I type too loud if I'm all the way at my house?????? D<
Chunderful: Ugggghhh. Like that. It's giving me a headache.
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: Did you have to tell me something urgent, cuz I'd kinda like to go back to my nice, sexy bed.
SUnny: Nope. Nothing important. :D
Chunderful: Good night~
SUnny: WAIT! T.T It's morning
Chunderful: Good morning~
SUnny: NO SLEEPING! D8<
Chunderful: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
SUnny: But I just wanted to talk to you~ T.T Cuz I lovez you~
Chunderful: *sigh* That's all you wanted to tell me??
SUnny: Ummmmm
SUnny: And you're special to meeeeee :'D
Chunderful: Ah, very nice, very nice. Sleepy time~
SUnny: NOOOO! T.T Stay with meh.....
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: T.T
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: TT.TT
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: TTT.T
Chunderful: Okay, fine! *sigh*yawn* I'll stay awake at this UNGODLY HOUR to chat with you
SUnny: Yay! :DD
Chunderful: And when I'm done, I'm going back to sleep.
SUnny: No! D< You're coming to my place!
Chunderful: Right. Where I will lie down in your bed and/or couch and/or kitchen counter and/or mom and dad's closet and sleep.
SUnny: NO! You're not coming to sleep! You're coming to play! :3
Chunderful: As much as I love playing with your balls, I'd really rather sleep right now, Su~
SUnny: EWWWW! Leave meh man balls alone!! >.<
Chunderful: *sigh* Tsk tsk. I meant your soccer balls. Don't you have a collection? A simply wonderful rainbow assortment of colored soccer balls, might I add. *sigh* What a dirty, dirty mind...
SUnny: Gah! Stop it, Chun! >.<
Chunderful: I will when you clean up your filthy little mind~
SUnny: I'll never be clean...
Chunderful: Huh? o.o
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: I'm not coming to your house if you didn't bathe, man D<
SUnny: Wtf???? I did take a bath! DDD:< 5 times!
Chunderful: Liar, liar, liar
SUnny: Okay, I lied. I only bathed once this morning. ^.^
Chunderful: Liar, liar, liar
SUnny: I'm not lying this time!! Grrrr!
Chunderful: Awwww, so cute~ *pinches your cheeks*
SUnny: Wah! Dx
SUnny: Hey, wanna play a game? :D
Chunderful: Hell yeah!
SUnny: Yay! 8D
Chunderful: Let's play the dream game! First one to go to sleep and remember what he dreamed wins!
SUnny: Eh?? o.O
SUnny: NO SLEEPING!!! DDDD<
Chunderful: Damn it...
SUnny: Let's play I spy~<3
Chunderful: ...Through this chatroom.....?
SUnny: YES! :DD
Chunderful: ...Seriously....?
SUnny: YES YES!! :DDD
Chunderful: .......
SUnny: I'll start!
SUnny: I spy something shiny~
Chunderful: You know I'm not in the room with you, right? Isn't that usually how this game works?
SUnny: D< You've been in my room enough to map it out in your brain and draw a picture of it with lovely pastel colors. And I can do the same for your room. So PLAY!! DD<
Chunderful: Okay okay!
Chunderful: Your soccer trophy
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: You're not even going to think about it??
Chunderful: I already know.
SUnny: But there's other shiny stuff in meh room. o.o" Like those necklaces you gave me for my birthday last year. And my lamp. Or um....other stuff....
Chunderful: Nope. It's your soccer trophy.
SUnny: D<
SUnny: Which one?? >D
Chunderful: Ah, quit being a sore loser! I figured it out already. It's my turn now.
SUnny: WHICH ONE??? D8<
Chunderful: *runs away*
SUnny: Come back here! D<
Chunderful: *returns* It's the one from last season when you scored the winning goal in the last few minutes of the game. It's your favorite. And the shiniest. *runs away*
SUnny: Pfft. Fine. >.> You win this one. And come back here NOWZ!
Chunderful: *returns* Okay. I spy something dark.
SUnny: o.o Your closet???
Chunderful: The light's on in there. So, nope.
SUnny: Well turn it off! D< You're wasting energy!
Chunderful: Okay. I did. But you still haven't guessed right.
Chunderful: Teehee~ I guessed right on the first try and youuuuu didn't~
SUnny: a;lksdjf;lafj;leaijff
SUnny: SHUT UP! You haven't won, yet! *chomps your head*
Chunderful: Haha.... I love it when you're competitive...
SUnny: GROWL! >:3
Chunderful: xD
SUnny: Give me another clue! Yours is too vague. And lame. xP
Chunderful: Pssh. *pokes you* I spy something dark and wonderful~
SUnny: O.o Wtf.....?
Chunderful: Want more clues? You're slowly losing to meh awesome cognitive skillz of I spy~
SUnny: NO!! D:<
SUnny: Um, no to the losing, not to the clues. ._. I still want more clues....
Chunderful: xD I spy something dark and wonderful and round and deep and soulful and loving.
Chunderful: And sexy. They're QUITE sexy, if I do say so myself~
SUnny: No fair! There's more than one????
Chunderful: Yep yep. But you could say they come as a unit
SUnny: =.= You're talking about yourself...something on yourself....
SUnny: Arrogant bastard...>.>
Chunderful: I love you, too, baby~<33
SUnny: ....You want me to guess something gross like 'your beautiful balls,' don't you??? D< PERVERT! PERVERT ALERT!
Chunderful: Tsk tsk. Although, I would admit that my balls are indeed wonderful and round and soulful and loving and sexy, I'm not sure about the other descriptions, my dirty-minded Su~
SUnny: Gah! Dx Quit messing with my head!!
Chunderful: Aw, but I'm good at it.
Chunderful: You get one more chance before you lose, Su-poo
SUnny: NO!
SUnny: And don't call me Su-poo ever again...=.=
Chunderful: Time's up
SUnny: CHEATER!! D<
SUnny: Lemme think..........
SUnny: Ummmmm....
SUnny: Gah! I can't think of anything more idiotic than maybe....your eyes?? =__="
Chunderful: Ding ding ding!
SUnny: I'm right? :D
Chunderful: Yep. Congratulations, Su <3
SUnny: Yesh! 8D
SUnny: ...But you know that still makes you an arrogant bastard for describing yourself like that....right? >.>
Chunderful: You still love meh~
SUnny: Yes! :'D
SUnny: Arrogant bastard...>.>
SUnny: ...
SUnny: You know who else is an arrogant bastard....?
Chunderful: Ah...you?
SUnny: No....
SUnny: HEY!!! D:<
Chunderful: ^^
SUnny: Hyukjae....
Chunderful: Oh. That arrogant bastard.
SUnny: He wasn't always an arrogant bastard! D:<
Chunderful: But he's always been a regular bastard in my eyes.
SUnny: xP
SUnny: Well....he's been acting weird.
Chunderful: Then dump the arrogant bastard.
SUnny: *hits you with a butterfly* D<
Chunderful: ...A butterfly...?
SUnny: o.o"
SUnny: Just listen! DD<
SUnny: You know how I'm all fucklicious and stuff, right? >D
Chunderful: Eh??
SUnny: =.= Fucklicious. I'm so good, Hyukjae can't get enough of me.
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah. What of it?
SUnny: ...I think he's gotten enough of me...
Chunderful: Huh????
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: Junsu? What's that mean?? Are you still there?
SUnny: xP
Chunderful: =.= Wtf...?
Chunderful: Hey, does this have anything to do with something Wooyoung and Kangin said? I mean, it's pretty far off, but ya know, it could have a connection. Maybeh.
SUnny: ??What did they say???
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Um...I dunno. You know how big a gossip Kangin is.
SUnny: So am I!! >:D
Chunderful: Yeah, but I love you, not him~
SUnny: Yay! :'D
Chunderful: But....I did hear them talking in the bathroom the other day. Wooyoung was talking about you, I think...
SUnny: Hmm? o.o What did he say? Does he hate me?????? T.T
Chunderful: Of course not. How could anyone hate you?
Chunderful: I didn't catch all of it because someone flushed a toilet, but I did hear your name.
Chunderful: And I also heard the words 'hole in one.' Do you know what that's supposed to mean?
SUnny: Maybe it was a different Junsu
Chunderful: He definitely said 'Kim Junsu.'
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: And his tone was weird. Like he was amused or bragging or something like that, you know?
Chunderful: Have you taken up an interest in golf with Wooyoung?
SUnny: No.
Chunderful: It's okay if you have. I won't judge you. I definitely won't think you're becoming a boring old man who enjoys feeling the wind blow through your bald spot on a golf cart that goes a whopping 2 miles per hour~
SUnny: No.
Chunderful: xD It's fine, Su. I'm only kidding, yo.
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Isn't there a movie about golf out in theaters now?
Chunderful: What? No, I don't think so. o.o
SUnny: Oh.
SUnny: Well, I wanna watch a movie! >.< I haven't seen one in so long~
Chunderful: Let's go later today. You'll have to drive me, though. Mom will be using her car for the rest of the day.
SUnny: Ugh. We can't go this afternoon cuz Dad's using his car for something and mom's gonna drive Changmin to some dude's house before she runs errands. xP
Chunderful: Changmin has a play date? With someone other than Kibum?
SUnny: a;lkfj;wejaf; I don't fucking know and I don't fucking care!! When's the last time Mom drove ME anywhere?? She barely lets me borrow her car unless I beg her and threaten to stop breathing if she doesn't hand over the keys! ]<
Chunderful: Aw, come on, it's not that bad...
SUnny: Yes it is!! Okay, maybe borrowing the car isn't quite that hard, but with everything else in this house, if Changmin is involved, he gets first priority no matter what.
Chunderful: Ah, Su...
SUnny: Omg, Yoochun. Last night, my parents totally forgot about me...like completely...
Chunderful: You're exaggerating...
SUnny: You think walking into the dining room, stomach growling, to find my whole family almost done with dinner, no plate reserved for me and all the food gone is exaggerating??? That shit really happened, Chun!
Chunderful: ...Well, your parents are rather absent-minded...
SUnny: Chun, they FORGOT I was in the house! Forgot! And so no one called me to tell me that dinner was ready and nobody made me a plate and nobody fucking CARED. Mom and dad looked surprised to even see me in the house. And then started apologizing all over the place and telling me to make myself a bowl of cereal or something....
Chunderful: Ah, don't blame Min. They were probably just busy. You know how one-track-minded they get. And if you lock yourself away in your private room up on the 2nd floor where no one can get to you, they might think you've either died already or left the house. They couldn't just forget about you entirely.
SUnny: But they did, Chunnie. T.T They looked confused to see me when I walked in the room. I was so hungry...
Chunderful: Ah, they probably just thought you were at my house or something. You do practically live over here.
Chunderful: Ah, speaking of, when we go to college, you wanna live with me? My mom's thinking of getting me an apartment. Complete with a jacuzzi, sound-proof walls and a giant bed that vibrates~
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: <3
SUnny: I don't wanna live with your perviness! xO
Chunderful: Aww~
SUnny: >.>
Chunderful: *sad face*
SUnny: <.< Okay, I will...
Chunderful: Whoop!
SUnny: But don't get any perverted ideas!! xP
Chunderful: Fine then. I'll just have to distract us before I pounce on you when you least expect it~
SUnny: o.o"
Chunderful: By prying into other people's lives. Your favorite pastime~
SUnny: o.O"
Chunderful: Jaeho's date is tonight~
SUnny: OMGOGMOMG 8D
SUnny: And it's totally Yunjae...>.> Just so you know
Chunderful: Pfft. Don't keep fooling yourself. Jae's manliness shall never lose to that Manbi. Nevah. NEVAH!!
SUnny: SHUT UP! D:< Have you SEEN Yunho's moobs???? They're packed full of pure man juice. >D
Chunderful: ...Do you think before you type???
SUnny: Not usually :D
Chunderful: *sigh*
SUnny: What? o.o"
Chunderful: Nothing. *sigh*
SUnny: Stop sighing at meh! D<
Chunderful: *sigh* I wonder if it'll crash and burn
SUnny: Stop sighing!!! xO What? You mean, YUNJAE's date?? They'll be awesome! :D
Chunderful: I dunno....*sigh*
SUnny: *kicks your face* >:x
Chunderful: Do you really have faith in them?
SUnny: Always keep the faith, Chunnie~ ;D
Chunderful: Yeah, yeah. But....they've only just started to...um..what's the word...?
SUnny: Spend time with each other without detonating into a fiery, tragic catastrophe? :D
Chunderful: Yeah. That.
SUnny: :D
Chunderful: Ah, but Jaejoong never seems to mind a whole lot, though. It's weird. Any other guy would've been dumped a long time ago. Jae's not known for his patience in men.
SUnny: Teehee~ He does deserve the best quality in dateable men. ;D
Chunderful: This kind of reminds me of his old boyfriend Hyunjoon.
SUnny: Eh?? O.O Hyunjoon was an idiot like Yunho???
Chunderful: PFFFFFT. Absolutely not. You've seen Hyunjoon, right? Smooth, sexy creature with all the right moves, always knows what to say and a sparkling charisma.
Chundeful: Wow, I sound like a brochure....
SUnny: D< Hey! Yunho has charsima! He's class president! He can do anything!
Chunderful: Except Jaejoong. Hyunjoon could at least do that.
SUnny: Oh. Right. o.o"
Chunderful: But then....the unthinkable happened....o.o
SUnny: *gasp* *munches popcorn*
Chunderful: Hyunjoon said he'd never recycled in his life.....and that he never EVER would.......and Jaejoong didn't mind....
SUnny: O__O
Chunderful: I know
SUnny: WTF???
Chunderful: Exactly?!?! Jaejoong would marry, have sex with, have babies, grow old and die with recycling if he could. And Hyunjoon gets to NEVER RECYCLE in his presence and he doesn't get his balls chopped off???? Jae snaps at me when some OTHER random guy litters!
SUnny: OMO!
Chunderful: I know!
SUnny: That jerk doesn't recycle! D:<
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: That's unthinkable! D'8 SAVE TEH PLANET!!
Chunderful: But Jae never called him a jerk or anything. Just smiled and said something like, "Oh, people make their own choices, honey~" Jae really liked him at the time. Clearly.
SUnny: Ahh~
Chunderful: And I think Yunho's getting the same treatment.
SUnny: Ahhhh~
Chunderful: Yunho sucks.
SUnny: EHHHH????? D< *throws meat slabs at chu*
Chunderful: Gah! Not in a bad way! Just...Jae treats him better than he treats me. T.T Yunho never gets yelled at or complained to or told that the first song he ever composed sounds like old people on motor scooters....*sniff* Jae's so harsh to meh....
SUnny: =.= Moron. That's what best friends are for. BOYFRIENDS are for smooching and other things~ >D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: ...o.o"
Chunderful: Su.....?
SUnny: ...What? o.o""
Chunderful: What if.....?
SUnny: ...O.O" What if what??
Chunderful: ..........
SUnny: *dies from suspense* x.x
Chunderful: Su...what if....Yunho loses his virginity before me......?
SUnny: .........
Chunderful: .....Su, I'm scared~
SUnny: Pussy =.=
Chunderful: No! Cock! I'm gay, you selfish jerk! And Yunho's gonna get some from Jaejoong before me! Dx
SUnny: SHUT UP! DDD< You'll DIE with your cock and asshole all nice and clean and shiny and you're gonna LIKE it!
Chunderful: But I don't wanna die lame! D'x
SUnny: You're not lame!!!!!!!
Chunderful: Am too!!!!
SUnny: Am not!!!
Chunderful: Too!
SUnny: NOT!
Chunderful: But....even YOU'RE not a virgin.
SUnny: ......What's that got to do with anything?
Chunderful: You're JUNSU. Dx I can't lose to you AND Yunho. You're both walking mistakes created upon this earth!
SUnny: HEY!!! D8<
Chunderful: Stupid Hyukjae had to steal your innocence....
SUnny: ....Hyukjae...?
Chunderful: Yeah. Didn't he...um...do it...with you first...?
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Yeah. Sure.
Chunderful: You know what, Su?
SUnny: ...What?
Chunderful: You should've handed your sexy, shiny self over to me first~ I would've taken your innocence nice and slowly, over and over~ You woulda liked it<3
SUnny: AL;KDJF;AWEIRF
SUnny: You're so gross! DDDD:<
Chunderful: Hahahahahahah! xD
SUnny: But ya wanna know something, Chun?
Chunderful: You regret not letting me into your pants~?
SUnny: NO! *punches your foot*
Chunderful: Pfft...my foot???
SUnny: o.o""
SUnny: Shut up!
Chunderful: xD
SUnny: As I was saying! D<
SUnny: I like you the way you are.
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Huh??
SUnny: Pure. You've always been pure. I like it.
Chunderful: ....
Chunderful: But I'm a lazy perverted virgin bastard who still manages to play-sexually harass you all the time
SUnny: That's besides the point! DDD<
Chunderful: Really??? Seems like the whole point to me
SUnny: Stop ruining my logic!!!! RAWR!
Chunderful: xD Kay~ I'll stop ruining your faulty logic.
SUnny: *wrings your neck*
SUnny: But seriously, Chunnie. Even behind the STUPID, NEVER GONNA WORK, GROSS, STUPID pick up lines....=_=......you've always been the same old Chunnie since practically the first time I met you.
Chunderful: But I grew out my hair since I was 3. That's different.
SUnny: NOT PHYSICAL SHIT, DUMBASS!
Chunderful: xD
Chunderful: But my mind's a lot dirtier than it was in middle school
SUnny: A LOT dirtier. xP
SUnny: But you're still honest.
Chunderful: Cuz I'm awesome~
SUnny: And you're nice.
Chunderful: Cuz I'm wonderful~
SUnny: And your intentions are always pure.
Chunderful: Cuz I'm Chunderful! <3
SUnny: And you're fun even when you just come off as a dumbass. You always mean well.
Chunderful: Cuz I'm......HEY!
SUnny: And you're always there when I need you.
Chunderful: Cuz I love you.
Chunderful: I mean...
Chunderful: I love you....
Chunderful: Aish, you know what I mean....
SUnny: I lovez you too! :'D
Chunderful: Haha...
SUnny: Can you do me a favor?
Chunderful: Absolutely anything.
SUnny: Stay that way.
Chunderful: Huh?
SUnny: Stay pure. As long as possible.
Chunderful: ...Um, okay, Su.
SUnny: ^^
SUnny: OMGOMGGG! 8D
Chunderful: WHAT???
SUnny: Yunjae's date is TONIGHT! <3
Chunderful: *cough*Jaeho*cough* Yeah, we already established that, oh smooth conversation switcher.
SUnny: Omo omo, what am I going to wear??
Chunderful: Um, your PJs???? You do know you're not going with them.....right???
SUnny: DUH!! xP But I'm just so excited, I have to make sure that this night goes totally perfectly! Even down to what you and I are wearing while Yunnie works his moves on Jaejoong ;D
SUnny: By the way, you're wearing your green polo shirt tonight. >:|
Chunderful: Okay, #1: This date will not go perfect. Because it's JAEHO we're talking about. #2: YOUR shirt has absolutely NOTHING to do with the fail!JAEHO date. #3: Yunho HAS NO MOVES. And #4: WTF???? I look horrible in that shirt!!
SUnny: WEAR IT! D8<
Chunderful: Ah, shit.
SUnny: :D
Chunderful: Fine! But if I'm wearing that stupid shirt, I also get to wear meh lucky socks.
SUnny: UGH! Those things are old and worn and hideous and smelly and fucking rainbow-colored and they won't match your shirt! D<
SUnny: And they're MINE!!!!!!!! D8<
Chunderful: That's why they're meh lucky socks~
SUnny: EWWWWWZZZ!!
Chunderful: *licks lucky socks*
SUnny: OMGOMGOMGALF;AKFAJ O.O *runs away*
Chunderful: You can't escape teh lucky sockss! *nibbles lucky socks*
SUnny: NO!!! *runs further away*
Chunderful: *chases you with lucky socks dangling from meh jaws*
SUnny: Get away! *runs faster*
Chunderful: *drools sexily on lucky socks*
SUnny: Nyaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! D8
***SUnny has signed out
Chunderful: Oh, he's not getting away that easily~ I know where he lives >]
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 25
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How many of you guys are struggling through finals right now? T.T I am. Gah! We can do it! Hwaiting! <3
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