I REALLY don't want to work from 2:30 to 11:30. >_O Sure, it's a normal old shift, I've done it before, but I really don't like how late we're closing. CURSE YOU, ONE-DAY SALE! CURSE YOUUUUUUU ( Read more... )

HOLEH CRAP. =D ( Read more... )

I totally watched the best movie ever today. It was old. It was in black and white. It co-starred Frank Morgan. It had dance numbers. It had Indians come to the rescue at the end.

"The Dancing Pirate". Dear sweet god, I love the movies in the one-dollar bins.

"I'm willing to bet two thirds of a million dollars that my dad's asleep, just so I can keep one third in case I'm wrong."

...why is it I only say things like that at two thirty am?

Why the FUCK shoulnd't I be pissed if someone uses my things without permission???? Why the FUCK does the person have to act so GODDAMN condescending when I ask them not to do that? HUH???? WHY THE FUCK????

My whole goddamn family takes advantage of the fact that I can't speak when I cry!!!!

Okay, I would like a show of hands for everyone this has happened to!

Ever been driving down Old Marsh Hill, minding your own goddamn beeswax, when suddenly an old man jumps into the road and starts yelling at you to not drive fast and he is quickly joined by his wife? Even if you're barely doing thirty-five?

Sheesh.

On a day where I'm not even obligated to do anything until at least five PM, would it be so much to ask to want a good, solid TWELVE HOURS OF SLEEP, seeing as how I only got THREE AND A HALF yesterday?????

Apparently so, so THANK YOU dad for allowing me only FIVE AND A FREAKING HALF.

I wanna kick someone's head in right about now.

Well, it was a boring, sticky day in which I did NOTHING. XD Glorious. Evan had a whole slew of people over for a party, and he bought all the food himself so I wasn't allowed to touch it at all. The most constuctive thing I did was take a nap, and because of that three-and-a-half hours of unconsciousness I will most likely be awake until the ( Read more... )

Derek's girlfriend Emily is fucking AMAZING!!! =D

Know why, know why, huh huh huh??????

....because not only was she awesome enough to get me a birthday present, but she got me THE LAST UNICORN ON DVD ( Read more... )

Oddly, watching a documentary of Catherine the Great, Empress of Russia.

.....there was definitely just a tiki torch in Viceroy Petemkin's war camp.

*dead*