It's demoralizing when you must wear sexy panties because you have no sensible clean underwear, and you know all too well there's no possible hope of anyone appreciating your slinky undergarments
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"I don't always wash my hands after I pee. I'm sorry, I don't. I usually only do it when there's someone else in the bathroom and I feel societal pressure to conform to standards of cleanliness. Fuckers. "
I would delete this before Ali reads it if I were you................
i do the same thing with counting syllables. my doctor said it has something to do with ocd, but whatever, the syllables in his name only make it to the index finger, which means he will die a slow, anguishing death. right?
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I would delete this before Ali reads it if I were you................
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