What makes you feel vulnerable and what makes you feel invulnerable, and why?Anyone in Oz who thinks he's invulnerable is a complete fucking idiot for the three seconds he has before he gets a shank shoved in his side. Even the hacks know better, and they're stupid as shit. Fuck, McManus knows better and he's dumber than shit ( Read more... )

What is good and what is evil?

Fuck "evil is what you think it is." Evil is Schillinger and this fucking place and goddamn commercialsGood is wrestling and booze and smokes and conjugals. And Metzger getting his throat slit. That was really fucking good. Wouldn't mind if it happened to more hacks. You reading this, Beecher ( Read more... )

What is the oddest gift you have been given?

Time Beecher shanked me in the storage room then forgave me.

Schillinger's "protection" at Lardner.

Omar White getting his own fucking room to practice in.

New shower curtains from Bonnie.

Fuck it. Who the fuck gives a kid a bent golf club for Christmas? Oh, my fucking nutjob uncle, that's who.

How do you handle confrontations?

Lotta guys throwing around shit about guns and knives around here. Not that I got anything against shanks, but even the stupidest fucking con in Oz ('cept maybe Cyril) knows it's easier to stop confrontations before they start. The hacks around here and the nuns too are so fucking dumb they'll do your work for ya ( Read more... )

Fuck...

Which sense would be the worst for me to lose?If I lost any of 'em in Oz I'd pretty much be fucked. 'cept maybe taste. *snort* Although with all the shit O'Reily puts in the fucking food here, I'd prolly end up like Schibetta, staggering around with blood oozing outta my fucking ears. No fucking thanks ( Read more... )

*snort* McManus' face makes me laugh. Especially when he thinks something's unfair and gets all pissy and kinda scrunches it up... Come to think of it, he looks constipated. But he looks like that a lot of the time. Maybe he is constipated ( Read more... )

Don't think you were drinking with O'Reily because he's so fucking fun to be around.

Questions from O'Reily.

If you could visit any place where would you go?

Huh. Not sure. Any place? The center of the earth would be really fucking cool. No tourists either.

If you could pick one person in all of history to fuck who would it be?

*smirk* Jesus.

What possessed you to get married so many times?Hey, they were nice fucking women, we ( Read more... )

What's your favorite guilty indulgence?Huh. I don't feel guilty about a hell of a lot. Fucking waste of time, specially in Oz where you'll probably get shanked if you sit around moping about shit like that ( Read more... )