There are no one way streets, only one way signs.

They're making me declare a major.  What a bunch of mother fuckers ( Read more... )

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Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Gotta jet.  have fun journal, you worthless load of shenaniganary.

~m@x0ut bi+ch3z

Instead of commenting on yolande, jane, or amanda, I would like to comment on how the two entries yolande sited were the two previous entries of my friends page.

Thats right, womenfolk, Im (Technically Still) friends with all of you. Maybe its because I have a penis...I don't care enough to put the thought in.

Well, we're friends now, but I swear on ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when Im faced with something that should be impressive, I find myself depressed at it's complexity, or simplicity.  Maybe it's obscurity, or my lack of capability.

Whatever it is, i need to find a better set of zip lock bags or saran wrap or whatever my mind is using to protect me.

I think my id needs to be a quicksilver drenched, 3-foot ( Read more... )

I own a car, so Get out the fucking way.  Pictures soon.  Warning, shes a stunner.

I have officially increased my singing range by close to a 4 steps, i thinks.

I cant wait to dye and cut my hair, and get a watch, and do the things that i want to do, and not listen to you.

bartending rocked, everyone likes me.

got into a huge fight the other day with a customer, he cursed in front of a lot of people, so i sat down and listened to him complain until he admitted that it "probably wasn't me".  As he and his FAMILY were leaving, he made a half assed apology.  I said "You're finished, I'm finished.  We're done here".  To ( Read more... )

Dear Livejournal,

I bought an amazing computer today for $1200 after shipping.
Im finally going to have a real watch.
I bought new etnies today.  Ohhh man.

Love,
Max

Ps:  Its only a matter of time
before the universe is mine.

Pps: Im working another 14 hour day at sccc, however, bonus: I get to bartend for a party tonight.

So most of my tips are now coming on credit cards, which only sucks because now I have to pay taxes on them at the end of the week ( Read more... )

the first customer today was a sign that the whole day would be horrible ( Read more... )