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I got a job sorting company constitutions and deeds. My hands are now covered in papercuts from a million copies of Application To Register As An Australian Company. It's as dull as it sounds, but the pay is good ($18 per hour) and the boss is friendly.

So there's this train hurtling into the ocean at full speed with the brakes gone. Spider-Man, in all his hyphenated glory, has to stop it by shooting webs into the nearby buildings and so on ( Read more... )

I watched Hart's War. According to the movie, the Nazis - who brought you concentration camps like Auschwitz and Dachau - let American POWs courtmartial fellow prisoners. This made the movie slightly less believable than if the Germans spoke Hebrew. So here's what I think happened ( Read more... )

Okay, that was highly bizarre. If I posted "The Earth is round," yesterday, would I also get a thread of comments? I posted a bazillion posts with no comments, and then all of a sudden everyone decides to have a say on how much money is too much money or who does and doesn't answer the phone. I got two comments that were actually related to the ( Read more... )

Well, they called me back and said everything was fixed. It wasn't. Unless by "everything" they meant "nothing". And apparently I can't do it in person. There's no explanation as for why I can't. Maybe I am at risk of alligators. Maybe the required forms are guarded by ninjas. I'll just have to sit and wait for them to start doing their job ( Read more... )

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Eighty-seven years ago, some people said, "It's one chance in a million, but this communism thing just might work." It didn't.

Let's hope no-one is dumb enough to try that again, even after Motorcycle Diaries comes out in cinemas. Are they gonna make one about Lenin?

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