The next time I see either of you Hunt or Mark I will put a hurting the likes of which the world has never seen before on you both!!!!!!!!!

Or maybe have a light beer with either of you.

I'm not dead. Stop bothering me.

Everyone's a wannabe nowadays. There're wannabe assholes, wannabe bitches, wannabe whores, wannabe badasses, wannabe everythings. Haha. The lot of you are a bunch of walking Unawards ( Read more... )

Scott and I were trapped under rubble. They only found us now. Fucking hurricanes.

So much for that house.

Yes I was lying.

Happy birthday, Hunt. You should come hang out with Scott and I here in Hawaii. We'll be here until I decide we should leave. It's not seven hours later over here.

Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Kid.

People are quick to jump the shit talking band wagon around here aren't they ( Read more... )

Oh shit. I forgot about this. There are things I could be grumpy about. But I'm not really in the mood to talk about them. Japan wore me out. Those guys over there work so fucking stiff.

If I don't miss a moment of drama around here it'll be too soon.

Somebody tell me why there's a rainbow-haired freak in our house right now. Who's idea was it to let Jeff Hardy in here? I'm gonna shoot him after I shoot this kid ( Read more... )

You claim you're not a lunatic but you're outside our house holding a hammer calling for the storm like you're the god of thunder at 3 in the morning. Good one Hunt ( Read more... )