So... yeah. That whole 'exercise every day' thing? Yeah, that's not happening. I just don't have the energy, and even if I did walking for more than, say, ten minutes at a time hurts my lower back pretty bad. I'm now down to only one pair of pants that actually fits, though, so I gotta do something. I sometimes look at the staggering array of ( Read more... )

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So, because I'm fat as hell and just generally suck and everything around me breaks, the back of my car's driver's seat has completely snapped off and lays horizontal. Getting with my dad tomorrow and see what can be done, but the prospects don't look good. He did some searching, but wasn't able to find a replacement anywhere.

Wheee.

Dammit, now I'm gonna hafta get a Vita.

Just came up with this quick ficlet, had to write it down. :D

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Per the Supreme Court, video games are indeed protected under the First Amendment.

Awesome.

(I was gonna title this 'SUCK IT, EBERT', but being protected under the First doesn't directly mean that they're *art*.)

SO.

BORED.

I worked on a certain insurance claim today - which is to say, a demand for damages. Some guy had hit two parked cars next to each other in a parking lot, hit a third car at the end of the aisle, crashed into a light pole, then left his car. Police on the scene found the car, then found him - passed out and heavily intoxicated - on the fourth ( Read more... )

I found out something new about myself today!

If a grown man asks for a trivial but annoying favor - say, to use one of the limited washers/dryers when I'm already in the middle of everything - and does so while acting like he's freaking five (like, for instance, loudly saying 'No, no, no!' as I'm going into the laundry room and adding 'please ( Read more... )

Velocirapture.