I am only posting this because I've applied to some moderated communities. Hello mods! *waves ( Read more... )

My response to this dumbass who keeps emailing me the 'they're going to start charging for MSN unless you forward this to anyone you've ever met' email ( Read more... )

It seems that Zeus was preparing a wedding banquet for Peleus and Thetis and did not want to invite Eris because of Her reputation as a trouble maker ( Read more... )

Number of times my sister's new hamster has escaped its cage and gone into the furnace, forcing us to call the furnace repairman to rescue said hamster: 2 ( Read more... )

An essay on Linnea ( Read more... )

An essay on Linnea ( Read more... )

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