i love french pop music from the 60s or music in that style. i really should start taking french again so i can sing along.

would i look alright in a beret?

today at the easter keg hunt little pete from pete and pete pumped me a beer from a keg of magic hat. it was hot.

so last night my friend ben was dared to eat 50 hard boiled eggs in one hour (cool hand luke style) for five bottles of wine.
( man vs. egg )

http://www.peta-sucks.com/main.htm

too much rock and roll. too much school work. i'm exhausted.

"i'm proud to call myself a feminist -- because i'm sick of calling myself a bitch."

in the words of my dearest father, i have been burning the candle at both ends. apparently it has finally caught up with me and now i have an awful death cold. my body does not love me.

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i got far too drunk last night. i was well beyond the point of control. but i have little/no hangover today. i'm a super hero.

new york was goooood. i have new shoes and i got a facial to make me allll perty.

i feel empty for some reason. i need something to fill my mind and me (in the most unperverted sense).

ok i have a confession.
there was this one time when sheena told me that she was taking a shower. so i put a video camera in the shower head. i jerk off to it every night before bed. my vibrator even has a picture of sheena attached to it. i know this sounds like its creepy. but trust me. it gets creepier.
PLEASE DONT TELL HER