Has anyone seen the new Head and Shoulders advert? One of the special ingredients is sea minerals, but you'd swear they said semen.

Have updated my user info with silly comments and random bolding. Yes, I did edit some of them slightly. (You aren't going to kill me are you minnow_53Anyway, I want to prove to you how much fic I've actually got on the go at ( Read more... )

Weird day already so far; saw a car crash (lucky escape for several), bought a coat like a pirate's coat (which is lush) and we're having Chinese food tonight. To add to the weirdness, I'm posting H/D. I'll really try and post something proper (well, Sirius/James) tomorrow, despite the hangover I'll have. And the football. And the parading around ( Read more... )

Title: A Holiday of Sorts
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: After Christmas, during their sixth year at Hogwarts, Sirius visits Remus.
Notes: A bit different from my usual stuff. Many thanks to wildestranger for the read-through. Written for the birthday of the lovely liadlaith. Crossposted, pro'lly.

( Remus has insisted on carrying his suitcase for him, and Sirius watches him swing it in his hand as they make their way into a park spread with sharply frosted grass and criss-crossed with many tree-lined walkways. )

Title: Coming Clean
Author: kabeyk
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: hard R to NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Squeaky, awkward, first-time bath-sex.
Author notes: Many thanks to _emeraldgreen, minnow_53 wildestranger and liadlaith for the read-through. Title suggested by minnow_53, woo! Written for the birthday of bonoffee, which was, like, yonks ago. Sorry.

( and Remus kissed him then; badly and full of teeth and bathwater and too much saliva )

Oh my god, there's loads of randoms on my f-list that I don't even know! I'm fine with it, really. Some people have actually friended me back, which is lovely.

I've counted, and appear to have written 37 drabbles for my seven month lj birthday whatever-that-was. Here's all the ones I'm not ashamed of:

( James/Sirius, glitter and eyeliner )

I have to go oop North again, and might not be back 'til tomorrow, so just to say that I hope everyone's okay. I think there's at least two people I should be worrying about, wah.x

Right. I've had an lj for seven months, and I've been hanging around fandom for about a year, so I really should have some sort of party. (I have an excess of cake still, if anyone wants some.) And I didn't do any of those meme things because I generally hate all memes and didn't want to miss anyone out and all that. So, just to say, you know, I ( Read more... )

Finally.

Title: Our Mutual Friend
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/James
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Summary: James is trying to forget that-thing-that-never-happened (that definitely didn't happen last week) but Sirius insists on continually mentioning it. Because he wants to do it again...
Author notes: This is a sequel to My Beautiful Friend, ( Read more... )

It turns out I have not so much lost my ability to write, but that either I've lost my ability to write anything good or I've lost the ability to like my own writing. Can't work out which. I have a whole load of half stories which won't finish themselves. Damn damn damn.

One thing I love so much about reddwarfer is that she always says such lovely things ( Read more... )

minnow_53 made me a kabeyk doll, woo!

( cut for doll )