i missed my first day of school, which was monday, i was up allnight with chills, fever, an achey body, and cough. whats funny though is that it would come and go, one minute i'm fine and the next i'm laying in bed asking the good lord to take me! i do feel a little better, unfortunately i'll probably have to go back to work and thus the end of my ( Read more... )

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for ( Read more... )

thank you janice for showing some concern ( Read more... )

good thing i have this power puff girls blanket to comfort me.

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Top ten most polite ways to tell a man his zipper is down ( Read more... )

the plan over break was to get out, drink, and enjoy myself before i'm scheduling my life around a class syllabus. lucky me lives in allergy capitol of the world and i've been suffering from hayfever or cedarfever,or whatever the heck it is. my body aches, i'm congested, got the chills, and at times i felt like i had a fever but whats worse is i ( Read more... )

hello hangover.

Louie missed his flight this morning! yep..wouldnt be the first time i've done it but its been awhile. i did everything i could to get to san fransisco and could have made it, except i didnt wanna do stand by and wait at the airport allday or purchase another ticket ( Read more... )

i'm looking foward to getting out of town for new years,i've never gone out of town to bring in the new year so this should be fun! the only thing i have planned are chinatown for some yummy food, and a haunted walking tour of pacific heights ( Read more... )