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[kaboomlawyered]

[ Um...

Here, Johto-- Marshall is just, uh, a little confused. The last thing he remembers is getting ready to slap Barney and then he wakes in a dark cell with a little three-handed monkey-thing and is given instructions to change into a uniform.

Only problem besides him not being in his apartment and being all alone? This uniform happens ...

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[hewhosurvives]

I think you have more to worry about than, uh, trying to put whoever's behind this in jail.

[ Like the whole "new-world" thing. And the skirt. ]

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[kaboomlawyered]

Oh, I know who's behind this, and at least one of them is getting a nice slap across the face.

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[hewhosurvives]

You're going to slap them? [ Okay, either this guy's gutsy or just plain crazy. ]

Do you really know what's going on? I don't think you do....

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[kaboomlawyered]

Well... yeah. I owe one of them a slap, anyway. [ BARNEY HE'S COMING FOR YOU-- ]

Of course I do. Barney decided that he was too terrified to get slapped so he got Lily, Ted, and probably Robin to trap me in this room. What else would be going on? [ so blissfully ignorant of everything. ]

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[hewhosurvives]

You....are aware that you're in a completely different world, right?

[ He has absolutely no faith in your ability to take care of yourself anymore, Marshall. JUST SO YOU KNOW. ]

Uh. Unless your friends are able to make Pokémon appear out of thin air, I doubt they're the ones doing all this.

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[kaboomlawyered]

... Well now I am. [ SO MANY PEOPLE TELLING HIM SO.

WELL WITHOUT LILY, HOW WILL HE BE ABLE TO? IT'S A VERY DEPENDENT RELATIONSHIP. ]

Do you know who is?

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[hewhosurvives]

...Okay, good. That's the first step. [ What, no, he's not treating you like a five-year-old....

THIS IS TRUE. SHE WEARS THE PANTS....AND THE SHIRT....AND BASICALLY THE REST OF THE CLOTHES, TOO. ]

I don't think anyone knows. Nobody's really taken credit for it or anything.

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[kaboomlawyered]

Dude, I'm like 29 years old. You don't need to talk to me like I'm a kid. [ That's only for Lily to do, haha.

EXACTLY. ] And nobody's tried to figure out who's behind this?

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[hewhosurvives]

Just making sure.....wait, 29? Really? [ What is tact, my man? ]

I'm sure people have tried, but it's not exactly like there are any clues or anything....I don't think anyone even remembers being kidnapped.

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[kaboomlawyered]

Yes, really. And what are you, like sixteen? [ RESPECT YO' ELDERS. U8 ]

There has to be clues. There always are.

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[hewhosurvives]

21, actually. Five years off there. [ HE HAS SOME BAD ELDERS, OKAY. also does he really look sixteen... ]

Well, I haven't seen Colonel Mustard around, but if you think of anything, I'm all ears.

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[kaboomlawyered]

Close enough. [ yes okay. ]

Oh, ha ha. Somehow I don't think a board game applies here.

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[hewhosurvives]

You'd be surprised at how big a difference five years can make. [ maybe this is why he can't get the girl? ]

It was just a joke....? Jeez, why so serious?

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[kaboomlawyered]

[ this is exactly why. ]

Um, maybe because this is a serious situation? [ HE IS WITHOUT HIS LILYPAD

HOW WILL HE SURVIVE. ]

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[hewhosurvives]

[ DAMNIT. maybe if he grows a beard.... ]

Hey, sometimes you just have to laugh, you know? Especially when things are serious. [ HE WOULD SAY SOMETHING MEAN RIGHT NOW

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE HE CAN TALK, SO. ]

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[kaboomlawyered]

[ haha yep. that's what he needs. ]

I'll do some laughing once I figure everything out. I know how great of a medicine laughter is.