Well it seems it's been quite a while since I updated this thing.  Since May in fact!  I'm wondering why that is?  Is it because I know deep down no one reads these things anymore?  Is it because Myspace mania has swept the nation, pushing Livejournal to the curb?  Is it because things are going so well for me that I have nothing to complain about ( Read more... )

Red Delicious Apples.  Isn't that a little pretentious?  I don't think foods should be allowed to use flowery adjectives in their names like that. I think they should just let people decide for themselves whether or not they are delicious. You don't see a cereal out there called "Frosted These Things Are Awesome's" do you?  Someone needs to keep an ( Read more... )

Well, I don't often like to mention my personal life on this contraption...actually, come to think of, I don't think I've ever talked about my personal life on this thing.  Well tonight will be an exception, because I have pictures to show you!! (all three of you that still read my journal that is).  This weekend I had the honor of attending the ( Read more... )

-So it seems all your hear about lately in the news is this uproar over the DaVinci Code movie.  People are protesting, countries are showing the movie with the last 10 minutes cut out, and all sorts of other various nonsense. And throughout this madness, one thought springs to mind...isn't the book a work of fiction?  I mean, Dan Brown didn't ( Read more... )

Well, I saw an excellent movie last weekend, and apparently it is doing TERRIBLY in theaters.  So I felt that in order to drum up as much attention as possible, or at least get the 3 people or so that still read my journal to go see it, I felt that I just had to do something. So without further ado:

Karl's Movietalk - Slither

If there's one thing the ( Read more... )

There have been about half a dozen of those Raisin Bran Crunch commercials, and I just have one thing to say...STOP FUCKING EATING!!!  I mean honestly, you're not in a friggin diner "Johnson", you're at work.  One would think his befuddled boss would realize that every time he tries to talk to "Johnson", and "Johnson" doesn't respond, HE'S FUCKING ( Read more... )

Since when do all insurance companies think they are stand up comics?  I swear every can insurance commercial now tries to be clever and witty.  We get it, the cavemen took offense to your comments.  Just sell me some damn car insurance.  Now AIG is trying to be all funny.  It's getting really old.  And since when did the Geico gecko start speaking ( Read more... )

Well, this was posted on Jill's journal, and it looked fun, so I thought I would give it a try. Basically, the idea is to put your Ipod, or other mp3 type player, on shuffle, and write down the first 20 songs. Then you write little anecdotes about them. Sound good? No? Well too bad, I'm gonna do it anyway! Jerk. No you're a jerk. Stop fighting with ( Read more... )

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OK people, let me explain something to you.  If you arrive at a Stop Sign and there is someone in front of you, stopping behind them does not count as your stop. You still have to stop when you get to the sign.  Easy concept in theory, difficult apparently in execution

I was driving on the highway the other day, and saw a peculiar vehicle.  I ( Read more... )