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So, I was watching the repeat of Jon Stewart this morning, smoking a bowl, still huddled in the blankets, and he had a guest on hocking a new show on Oprah's network. The clip was from last night's show, wherein a FTM's body was being critiqued for accuracy and quality by a Normal Joe gym jockey while the FTM worked out with a barbell ( Read more... )

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So, I watch CNN in the morning because I have a crush on one of the newsgirls, and they were talking about John Lennon's murder because it'll be thirty years in a few days. At the end of their segment, cute newsgirl said, "Well, I'm glad you're doing this documentary because there are a lot of young people out there who don't know who Lennon was, ( Read more... )

"Did you hear the news?"

"Naw, man. Who died?"

"Leslie Nielson. Eighty-four."

"Aw."

Hey, Bill Mahr:

You said, "If you're going to have hundreds of thousands of people show up to a rally, it might as well be about something."

I was there. It was about something. Since you missed it, I'll recap:

A quarter of a million people showed up and lampooned everything they found ridiculous about our political process. The message being, ( Read more... )

There's a critter living in the wall behind our heads while we sleep. It makes scritch scritch scritch noises in different spots. This morning, Shane went after it with his cane/sword and swears he heard it squeak through the plaster ( Read more... )

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