I was walking to work today, and realized that I didn't know anything. "I don't know" was my soundles cry ( Read more... )

I was going to make eggs this morning, when I realized that I had no eggs ( Read more... )

I opened my eyes to the alarm clock screaming at me today, and then realized that I've slept for weeks. I haven't eaten, I haven't showered - I just slept ( Read more... )

I rush through the corridors and then at the end of it is a girl. She waves to me, and I think that she's calling for me, waving to me to come over to where she is, but it is a case of miscommunication. Everything is a miscommunication. Words are inadequate ( Read more... )

Hello, I'm back ( Read more... )

Er, so ( Read more... )

Wow, love hurts. Both physically, and figuratively ( Read more... )

I want to be a stand-up comedian. I want to make people laugh. I really really do.

Laughter is magical. When people laugh, everything awful and wrong goes away. I think laughter is something that breaks all the evil curses placed in the world. It is an antidote to every poison.

To be able to yield laughter would be like being the greatest magician ( Read more... )

I found this old tattered copy of The Metamorphosis at the store, written by Franz Kafka the original. It felt so surreal to hold that book, as if I was recieving the message from the past me. The past me that I don't know. It was really weird.

I bought the book, $7.99, (imagine! a sacred message from me in a time capsule, bought with mere 8 bucks ( Read more... )

The funeral was a nightmare.
   Whenever someone dies in my hometown, everyone is invited to the funeral, whether they knew the deceased or not.

So absolutely everyone came, dressed up in their best black suits, crying hysterically for an old woman whom they didn’t really know. As usual, standing in front of the modest little casket, the priest ( Read more... )