I live with anormous liar of a fat animal

[kafzielim]

Yeah, it's 4 in the morning. I couldn't sleep, I had to do work. But, I also heard someone microwaving something about half an hour ago. It smelled a lot like beef. Or rather, it smelled EXACTLY like the family sized beef pot roast I bought and was keeping in my fridge. One single person is right now eating a family sized pot roast right this

Comments

[starrling16]

I'm sorry. :(
But you should really go to sleep. Or at least lie in bed and try to sleep.

[bag_boy_samurai]

Sounds like you've got quite the beef with this fellow...pun intended.

[kafzielim]

yeah, I feel we're on the same wavelength. As long as we're talking about it, I may just "run him down" in my "car" and "mutilate" his body with "firecrackers" and "razor blades."

For some reason, I seem to be hitting the quotation marks a lot this week.