So, after weeks of anxious waiting, my resume's been read and accepted by a laboratory supply company. I think for the (mainly do-nothing) job of working in their shipping section. Which means I can most likely support my cocaine habit once again ( Read more... )

...and heard a rock song with a line that contains the exact words, "Rain rain go away, come again another day."

Not only is nu-metal retarded, it's overstayed its welcome by 4 years. The music industry deserves to be stolen from. Go download mp3s of music that's actually good, everybody. And download tons of it. They don't deserve money

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Yeah, it's 4 in the morning. I couldn't sleep, I had to do work. But, I also heard someone microwaving something about half an hour ago. It smelled a lot like beef. Or rather, it smelled EXACTLY like the family sized beef pot roast I bought and was keeping in my fridge. One single person is right now eating a family sized pot roast right this ( Read more... )

...I could probably fly. Yup. That's no lie ( Read more... )

parties break my heart sometimes.

Yeah? Sweet, he's coming to USC on February 13th. Students like me get in for free, but you can buy tickets at the door for 10 dorra.

Not a fan of Butch? That's ok, nobody's perfect. They have special seats in hell for people like you.

Also, going out on Wednesday night. Probably most likely for real.

...I really like this girl...

Also, screw you guys. I'm listening to it for research.

Yeah, whatever, that's not so much important. Anyways, I'm leaving the country for about a month. Please, no doodie on my porch and no prank calls on my phone while I'm out. For everyone I can trace back to a person, I will kill that person. Along with a total stranger within 10 feet.

So...tonight a guy puked in every place in my bathroom besides the toilet and then used the shower for an hour to sober up. He's sleeping on the couch in the living room with the blanket and pillow I gave him. I was too drunk to be mad. And besides, I made a bunch of sandwiches for people tonight. Some for friends, others for whores that ( Read more... )