Well damn, I forgot I had this. *scratches head* I'm back from my trip with your mama Shika. Have you been behavin!?

My wife and son are going out of town. I've managed to get out of it as always. *chuckles* Currently I'm sitting her on Shikamaru's computer. His is faster than mine. *nods*

SHIIIIIIIIIIT *tries to wipe up beer he just spilled on keyboard* >.>

*coughs* Ohohohoho! I found some pr0n! *starts downloading*

I had a talk with Shikamaru today. *rubs bridge of nose* It didn't go well.... *sighs and looks for bottle of tequila*

( CHAT LOG )

That son of my is way too troublesome... *sighs* First he's in the hospital and now he's placeing out. *holds head* I need some more drink.

I didn't sleep at all last night. Was too busy entertaining muh lady. *winks* I'll spare you the details.

INOICHI!!! CHOUZA!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED A GOOD BAR PARTY!?

You know what? I think the Amazon hates me. She fuckin said I wouldn't be good in bed! How does she know? *grumbles and looks for sake*

Oi oi... these kids are growing up too fast...

I think I am going to go to Jiraiya's theater for a bit

BAHAHAHHA! SHIKAMARU! HOW WAS THAT DEER COSTUME!?