Yoshino is having a really hard time copin' with things so I actually volunteered to cook tonight. BE AMAZED BY MY AWESOME CHEF SKILLZ! I'm probably going to crank up the grill or somethin... whatcha want to eat Shika? Want to invite your friends over for steaks?

*big ass grin*

--Shikaku (Master of Shadows and Manly Cooking)

Harhar! I got me some tacos from the grocery store yesterday and gave them to Yoshino. She gave me the evil eye but she was a sweetie pie and cooked them up anyways. Foreign food is awesome ( Read more... )

>.> Is it safe to come out now? STOP LEAVING ME SUCH THREATENING COMMENTS INOICHI! THAT'S FRIGHTENING! *blink ( Read more... )

I came back late last night. I can't remember much of what happened... I think I was at Inoichi's house with him, Chouza, and the kids. But my memory is fuzzy....

Has anyone seen my shoelaces?

--Shikaku

I'm planning on heading off for a bit. But I'd like to leave somethings with Yoshino and Shikamaru so they can get in touch with me if need be. You know my AIM, I'll have the powerbook with me. Shikamaru, please listen to your mother while I'm gone. She means well. I shouldn't be gone long. It might even be just for the day or it could be for the ( Read more... )

I really don't know why, but I just feel like spilling it all today. I feel like I've been a shitty father. I'm hardly ever here for my son or my wife. I rarely spend time with my good buds any more. I just sit around on my ass all day watching porn videos and getting drunk. I use to be much more useful. I guess that Nara blood that I vowed would ( Read more... )

Damn it! Where are you two!? I think I've been abandoned by my boys T_T *goes to drink alone*

Shikamaru! I set you up an appointment with the Optomitrist or however the hell you spell it. Don't miss your appointment! It's on Wednesday!

Your Lovin Nara-Papa

I finally got around to talking to that son of mine. I think it went rather well. And through it all... I really am proud of you Shikamaru.

( Log: Shikaku & Shikamaru )

Okay you two bum fucks! Where’ve you been!? Let’s go check out Ebisu’s new bar!

Oh, and Shikamaru… I wasn’t joking when I said we need to talk.

( Private to Self )

*already drunk* EARLFIY NEW PATY YER A THA NARA HOWS! *slings whisky*

~PD_ TEH Sashow Ashasin