I swear, everyone is crazy. But just because you're crazy doesn't mean you must lose all of your common sense.

Can I please just trade in my uterus? Could I get...I don't know, a new set of eyes or some boobs or something? Pretty please with a fallopian tube on top?

It's really frustrating when people don't understand that sometimes I just like to be alone. I'm not trying to be anti-social or anything. Just every so often I don't want to be around anyone else. It doesn't matter who it is, I can't be around anyone all the time. It's not because they're annoying or I don't enjoy their company, I merely want to ( Read more... )

Everyone loves me.

But my heart belongs to the Backstreet Boys.

Dear Suffragettes,

My bad. Thanks anyway.

Sincerely,
Me

I'm a day late. Oopsy.

( HULKMANIA NEVER FORGET )

( Why I want a time machine )

Sometimes being smarter than everyone else can be such a burden.

I wonder how you can tell you're a fledgling alcoholic. And if being a fledgling alcoholic for years upgrades it to full-blown alcoholic. Or if you just sort of wind up in some sort half alcoholic state. With all the benefits and none of the...not...benefits. With powers that wane and wax with the sunrise ( Read more... )