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I set out on a trip to Maine in order to get my head back together. While preparing for the journey, I spent more time getting my iPod just how I wanted it than on any other task.

This says way too much about me.

Charles Freck phoned up somebody who he hoped was holding. "Can you lay about ten deaths on me?"

"Christ, I'm entirely out--I'm looking to score myself.  Let me know when you find some, I could use some."

"What's wrong with the supply?"

"Some busts, I guess."

Charles Freck hung up and then ran a fantasy number in his head as he slumped dismally back ( Read more... )

The one thing that has surprised me is that I have yet to get into a car accident while living here.

And I mean... I've seen how I drive.

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Today wasn't the best. Lots of work. Lots and lots.

So if you are at a street corner and the question is, "hey, are you cool?" The answer is,no matter who you are, "yeah, I'm cool." no matter what the situation.

I don't care if you are a nun on probation after a long dramatic judicial case, that is your answer.

We spend Tuesday like every other Tuesday that came before us. I want to say 'Yo, we found a crib close to all our spots to chill man, just chill" but I can't get away with the vernacular. No. It is just a restaurant near all our apartments. We sit, reminisce and talk nonsense. Sometimes I feel like we didn't find this spot, it found us or some ( Read more... )

I bet that at every beginner Yoga class there is one kid who can already touch his toes without bending his knees and I bet he thinks he is a bad ass because of it ( Read more... )

I once knew a man who didn't like music. It wasn't that he was being pretentious and didn't like 'popular music' or he hadn't found his genre yet. He just didn't like music. He wouldn't listen to it when alone. He would drive in silence and fall asleep to a noise machine projecting out rain forest sounds. I couldn't accept this, really. Right ( Read more... )

So yesterday, while on a 3 hour call, Amber and I had a challange... put our respective music players on shuffle and see who had the more embarrassing results. It helped pass the time...

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Outside in the cold, unrelenting, rain, I came face to face with an all white skunk. It looked at me and I looked at it. We knew. "Just leave me alone. Not today." We went our separate ways. It could see it in my eyes that I didn't want to deal with any of that mickey mouse bullshit (TM ( Read more... )