Strapped up in her pink harness and polkadot leash, someone had their very first Folsom Street Fair yesterday. Response to her = *squuuueeeeeeeeeee* Her response = Helloooooo, I think yooooou should rub my belly ( Read more... )

On Saturday night, my Tiny dog and I had a Tiny bit of fun. Though, it's safe to say the Tiny dog did not appreciate the Tiny explosives ( Read more... )

No point in attempting an update since early July ( Read more... )

(still have sickies, went back to doc this a.m. to try and find out why ( Read more... )

I am sunburnt.
I poo'd in a bucket.
I am scraped and scratched.
I smashed my thumb with a sledge.
There are enormous purple bruises on my knees.
My relationship with Jim Beam is rather rocky right now.
My upper back is a bit stiff and sore from the recoil of the toys.

Couldn't have had a better time. Squeeeeeeeeeee! Leave a comment  7 

Okay...most hilarious email I've seen in...at least 72 hours ( Read more... )

The fun here ( Read more... )

I love that - even in May - we get email with messages like this:

"my dearest costco,

have i ever told you that i fucking love you? thanks for sending me that hot young guy in the leather pants while i was showering at my camp."

You are making me miss my non-flakey, fun, easy going, punctual square-state friends in a big way.

Just sayin'.

On the bright side, at least it's a gorgeous day and I've located my sunblock.

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*Thanks @FutureBoy!