Birthday party ( Read more... )

That was awful. I couldn't help it. =p

Anyway, we can haz piggie flu in Northern CA: http://tinyurl.com/c8828l

Okay, other than the situation related to the last rant I made ( Read more... )

I am sure that somewhere, likely on more than one occassion even, some poor kid's homework was actually eaten by his dog. This kid tried hard, spent time and was eager to turn in work to his teacher who no doubt adored him for being such a conscientious and hard-working student. Maybe - MAYBE this particular teacher believed this particular ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure that my netherregion has formed into the shape of a car seat. I'm also reasonably certain that the muscles of my legs atrophied a fair bit during the five days I spent driving...and driving...and driving ( Read more... )

Arrived in San Francisco yesterday...was kidnapped immediately upon arrival. In Seattle now surrounded by the lovelies! Surreal and fabulous! Wheeeee!

...looks just like driving to the playa... 'cept with snow.

Very close to winning! Unfortunatley, my 'prize' is 20-ish hours in said car. Wheeeeee!

Looks like I'll be on the coast for the next several months. This is my attempt to accept my bad hair in advance so that I may bitch about it less whilst there.

I suspect this endeavour will be unsuccessful.

As for the drive - och, I don't even want to think about that. Car Tetris to commence shortly.

Thank heavens I have a travel-sized dog!

What would a Borderline name their dog?

Stay.

"Come heeeeere Stay! Come here Stay!"