1. When you’re in high school, stick to guys in your class or upperclassmen. The young ones will undoubtedly screw you over ( Read more... )

Lance ( Read more... )

I decided to write down all of my "makeout encounters". I like to make out, I like to write, it seemed like the natural progression. So, here's the first installment ( Read more... )

I went over to Steph's with Ashley earlier tonight to look at some pictures from Sha's wedding. All was going well until I had to go home. Ashley and I were driving back making small talk, what have you. She pulls up to my house and lets me out and I begin that fateful walk up the driveway. Dun Dun Dun. I get halfway across the "bridge" and ( Read more... )

So, the other day my mom asked me if i would chaperone a camping trip of my sister's. My first reaction was "HELL NO". But, when the subject of monetary compensation came up, I quickly agreed. Now, I am stuck chaperoning a bunch of 16 and 17 year old girls up north in Pentwater in the woods for 4 days. Sigh. At least Kristen and Ashley are ( Read more... )

A is for - Age: 19, the official suck year ( Read more... )

1. Who are you ( Read more... )

So, tomorrow my mom is forcing my sister and me to go get a family picture taken so she can give it to my Grandma for mothers' day. I am NOT photogenic. At all. I predict that I will sprout a huge zit or something on my face before tomorrow. It's like going back to high school and having to dread the damned school picture days. And those effin ( Read more... )

I hate my computer soooo freakin much. Even more than I hate being called Kelly Osbourne. Let me tell you what's wrong with it ( Read more... )