TELUS: Aw baby, y so mad?
ME: You're a douche*. I'm leaving you for VIRGIN.
TELUS: Don't be like that, baby. We've had so many good times together!
ME: You're a money-sucking whore. No. I've already signed the papers.
TELUS: We can work it out!
ME: No, we really can't.
TELUS: I'll give you free stuff.
ME: I said n-- free stuff?
TELUS: VIRGIN can't
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