TWILIGHT UNCANON DRABBLE-A-THON

[kaiwynn]

LET'S DO THIS.

(This idea, by the way, was shamelessly stolen from fated_addiction and her epic RPF post of win.)

So, let's get straight to the point.

Comment to this entry with a drabble.

Here's the catch: it has to be centered around a non-canon ship (like Alice/Edward, for instance), which is a relationship that could never, ever happen in the books

Comments

we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[kaiwynn]

She remembers those eyes, deliciously golden and glittering; she is swimming. The arch of an eyebrow and the twitch in a cheek, vague details that shape the clay into a statue of perfection. Years later and she can never forget.

There are no memories before this one.

They're destined to be together. She wastes her days away, drifting across the countryside like a whisper of forbidden truth. (No one wants to hear the truth.)

A Southern drawl and it's been so long, she's been looking so long.

(Might as well.)

A distraction.

When she finally finds him, it's exactly as she'd dreamed.

But as she is soon to learn, being right all the time doesn't teach good lessons. (Good lessons are learned by moonlight on the cold damp earth beneath his firm fingertips, bare in body and mind.Pictures of their future flash across her eyelids and she's so satisfied, so certain of the outcome that she doesn't stop to think of the impossible

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[whomever]

That's so sad! It makes me want to punch Edward in the face! And Bella. Moreso Edward. Lovely!

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[kaiwynn]

Thank you! And I feel that way about those two a lot of the time, so. :D

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[apresmoi]

WHAT. I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. KAI, YOU TOTALLY FLIPPED CANON.

alice was looking for edward ahmigahiloveyou.

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[kaiwynn]

WHOA. I JUST DID.

iloveyoumore.

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[yoursolace]

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW.

OW.

There are no memories before this one.

They're destined to be together.

sfjdsjh SO FUCKING TRUE.

A Southern drawl and it's been so long, she's been looking so long.

oh, alice. i just want to hand edward to here and be like HERE! MAKE WITH THE MINDSEX.

But as she is soon to learn, being right all the time doesn't teach good lessons. (Good lessons are learned by moonlight on the cold damp earth beneath his firm fingertips, bare in body and mind.)

um. YES PLZ.

And when Bella enters the scene, an alternate future takes place: a future full of white dresses and blood and you're not wanted anymore.

oh SHIT. that imagery outright killed me. your prose astounds me every single time. i swear to god.

THIS is my canon. alice searching for edward, but stumbling across jasper. oh, jasper. my poor, poor, poor jasper. AND POOR ALICE. EDWARD, YOU MORON, CAN'T YOU SEE ALICE IS THE ONE FOR YOU? CAN YOU IMAGINE THE MINDSEX, EDWARD? HUH HU? OH OTP, YOU'RE HURTING MY FUCKING HEART. IT'S ACHING.

how
dare
you
hurt
my

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[kaiwynn]

JESUS CHRIST YOU KILL ME.

this is MY canon, too. seriously. she was looking for edward the whole time, hello! THIS OTP IS TOO ANGSTY FOR MY OWN GOOD. YOURS TOO. WE MUST BE MASOCHISTS.

it's
in
the
job
description

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[yoursolace]

they are just so perfect. they make so much sense. AND THEY'RE BANTERING KILLS ME IN THE BOOKS. KILLS ME, KAI. god, they are so heartbreaking.

oh
don't
go
there
sweetie

i have this image of alice searching for edward when he's all rogue.

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[kaiwynn]

OH MY GOD

YOU JUST

GAVE ME

A PLOT BUNNY

I HAVE TO WRITE IT

OR I WILL DIE

A;DIKJHGADKGFB

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[yoursolace]

JFGHSDGFJHDsf

OMG DO IT

LOLOL I WANT TO ATTRACT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE IN THE SHORTEST TIME POSSIBLE

Re: we're falling from the sky - edward/alice - pg13

[kaiwynn]

THIS IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND

*GOES BACK TO WRITING*

[yoursolace]

...FUFUFU.

IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH, I'D TOTES CUT YOU.

AGAIN.

[kaiwynn]

LMFAO WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

IF YOU CUT ME I'LL STOP WRITING

*GASP*

[yoursolace]

IT'S A GOOD THING I'M NOT LOOKING AT THE DEFRIEND PAGE THEN.

thispostisSOepic.

[kaiwynn]

hahaha it is

i got the same amount of comments on it in five hours as i have on my uc fic list post. like ever.

it's amazing.

[yoursolace]

i need to make a fanfic rec post and link some of these. there's so many mind blowing drabbles.