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kalark

interview

Feb 17, 2007 01:26

Drew interviewed so now it's time to ANSWER

1. If you had to die by guzzling down 3 gallons of rootbeer (while slowly injecting it into your bloodstream at the same time) or profusely masturbating to gay porn, which would it be?Of course I would Choose the rootbeer! what better way to die then from non caffinated beverages ( Read more... )

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goatmeninc February 17 2007, 10:10:09 UTC

Poopsmith? You bastard.

I dare you to interview me. F*cking dare you.

kalark February 17 2007, 19:36:29 UTC

1. If you were stranded on a desserted island with your choice of cable internet on a crappy computer, or a boa constrictor. Which would you choose and why.

2. Have you always had crazy awesome hair? if not when did you decide to make it all bad ass?

3. What kind of career do you see yourself pursuing in the future?

goatmeninc February 18 2007, 12:59:50 UTC

1. You are a robot. What kind of robot are you?

2. After your death, you reach the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says you have lived a decent enough life that you may be allowed into heaven. However, you have been so good that you are also being offered the chance to travel to the future and behold it's wonders (the Nintendo "Overmind" and Sony "PSMaximus" gaming systems amongst them). Which do you choose?

3. The President has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??

4. In all honesty, what the hell would you do if the fucking Kool-Aid man burst through your wall? Seriously, are you prepared for that shit?

5. If you could go back in time and stop any movie from being made, which would it be?

stonedrose February 17 2007, 10:42:41 UTC

Interview me.......bitch!!!

kalark February 17 2007, 19:39:19 UTC

1. What is the band that you would love to see most acting out a broadway show?

2. Given a choice over a banana or a lance, which would be the best item to use for conquering the known world? Please give examples.

3. I know you're already a very accomplished person. But what further act's of greatness do you aspire to achieve?

kibabozu17 February 17 2007, 11:22:31 UTC

Hell yeah I want an interview. Interviews are amusing. And yours seems to be random, which makes it that much more awesome.

kalark February 17 2007, 19:42:06 UTC

1. Why did you discard tasuki for kenpachi? Was there too much at stake in the previous relationship? Did you decide that you wanted a man more the edge of sanity? Please explain.

2. If I were to say, bend the covers of one of your manga by accident, would be merciful? If not, please explain what you would do to me.

3. Overall how would you rate your experience in japan? (like how heidi had an overall horrible time :P)

nojotaro February 17 2007, 21:10:54 UTC

What time is it? It's dodgeball time, bitch.

kalark February 18 2007, 05:12:01 UTC

1. Is there anything that you can't play on Guitar Hero? If no then why aren't you killing people by wailing on the guitar? Because I know you know that GH is a Ninja Factory.

2. Where will be the first Country you visit once you get enough time off and spare money to go on a vacation? Will there be bewbs?

3. Given a choice between poop (semi hard non corn), and a chicken. Which do you suppose is better for programming the next installment of Halo? I'd like to know your reasoning for each.

xstaticarmchair February 17 2007, 23:59:18 UTC

do you have an interviewness left for me?

kalark February 18 2007, 05:16:37 UTC

1. Are you really a monkey in disguise? If so then why haven't you stolen some girl and taken her to the top of a huge building while swatting airplanes down?

2. Would you rather have a gnome rogue called tinyballs? or would you rather have a bloodelf pallidan named sephilegolas? Please explain into detail which name and why.

3. Given the choice between having drunken dumpster sex whom of your freinds would you have your way with? (You can only choose freinds who you are not attracted to)