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In no particular order.... The top five.
As promised, and after due consideration, the top five most irresponsible, risky or stupid shenanigans I have perpetrated:
Built bombs in high schoolYeah its an old classic. Diesel phosphate bombs, chlorine, pipe bombs, jelly molotovs. Emptied shotgun casings to get gun powder, shaved match heads to get phosphorus, pinched dads petroleum jelly ( Read more... ) -
My Year In 2011.
1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before?
Went to Europe. The long-haul flight was a first, and being on the other side of the world was strangely homely.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Nope.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
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HOLY CRAP I BOUGHT A HOUSE!!
This is actually old news, but I havnt used LJ in ages and I just had to put this in here to avoid a gaping hole in the narrative. Also, I was going to put renovation wotnots on here too so I guess I can start now. It currently looks like
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Yup...
Sup LJ. Been a while ( Read more... ) -
Hmm
Havnt visited here for a while...
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I Should Write More. If I Could Catch My Thoughts.
Im so ridiculously in love with life I really cant explain it... Ive been pretty much living on my own for the last twenty years or so and to finally meet the people that Ive known for such a long time is an indescribable high. Every little tiny thing is amazing. How do we allow ourselves to take anything for granted ( Read more... ) -
Hobos On My Couch
Got another person staying in my lounge at the moment, one of my mates thats 10 kg underweight because of a bad drug habit. I been feeding them up and keeping them doped on amitrol and brownie and day-time tv... That way theyre too lazy to go out and find junk to inject in themselves. So far its weaned them down to about a third of what they ( Read more... ) -
Late Night Banking
Y'know, Ive never sat up at night refreshing my internet banking, or stood in front of an ATM re-entering my pin, because I was so desperate for a servo pie and I was waiting for the exact moment my pay came through.
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Nice Locals
I got an offer from another plasterer today to let me have a job we were both applying for. He's the owner of one of the older firms and has a deeper network of contacts, so he's always got plenty of work ( Read more... ) -
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Huh, LJ is pestering me to check out amazing women from Peru. I wonder how anyone actually makes money off these things? I guess advertising is based on traffic, so if you have traffic you can sell advertising... whether or not you actually sell anything to people who only use and browse free sites is another matter I guess ( Read more... )