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Dear Everyone,
Stand up and go rent The History Boys.
You're Welcome,
M -
New York, I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
ANNA: Jesus, Monica, what happened to your arm?
MONICA: A bilateral loyalty. -
If she says she can do it, then she can do it. She don't make false claims.
BODY BUILDER: (grunting, with barbells) I really think the whole two-party system is a joke ( Read more... ) -
Oh, honey, let's go dancing!
This is a French exercise I did yesterday ( Read more... ) -
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"IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO MESS ME UP, YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT TO ME EARLIER!" -Nick Hornby -
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ZOMG ( Read more... ) -
GOOD MORNING, SPORTS RACERS!
I just watched Fred and Ginger tap dance on roller skates. On. Roller skates. -
"And that's when I ripped his lungs out-"
ganked shamelessly from thehangedwoman ( Read more... ) -
MELODRAMA
Guys. I totally scaled the heights of mediocrity today in T121 ( Read more... ) -
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I am useless. I should be reading Brave New World or L'enfant noir or the UNESCO mission statement or the Directing 1 scene or something ( Read more... )