INDIA

[kali_theri_ma]

It’s good to be back in kolkata, even though I was greeted with the customary, yet ever disheartening, "kali! You’ve put on weight!" amma always tries to reassure us, saying that it’s a conversation starter-"what else will they say?" she says- when our relatives point out that we look worse than we did when they last saw us. welcoming my ass. rasik

Comments

[stephens_a_hoss]

well, you do look pretty fat in that picture, i guess that's what you get for eating things with names like tikyas and chhola or poppin the ghrelin pills, cuz we all know that things with names like that have got to be loaded with carbs. Actually, I'm sure it's easier to lose weight over there since you can be anorexic and call it 'religious fasting and meditation.' I liked having to decode your entry since some of the words don't show up unless you highlight the random blank spaces and really that's a good picture except the view is a little blurry as if they might have spiked the coconut milk with surAsAra. Anyway, i want to hear more about the elephants and human sacrifices, ok? I'll leave you with this common question for people bringing family to India: Maaari bang pagsamahin ang ng mag-asawa at ipadala sa iang pakete o kahon para makatipid sa bayad sa pagpapadala?

you're hot

[stephens_a_hoss]

don't listen to this fag. you look absolutely delicious.

Re: you're hot

[stephens_a_hoss]

haha, chill, that's supposed to be phat, you know, with a PH, like the black kids said a few years back... hmm, this is getting worse, isn't it? Anyway, kali, tell me if i wrote sentence in hindi right, cuz if so that's cool

Re: you're hot

[kali_theri_ma]

honey i have no idea what you wrote means. maybe it's a different language? no se maybe i'm just a little slow

[anonymous]

Oh kalindi, kalindi, kalindi...tsk tsk tsk. don't even try to give me some body image bullshit. you know you are hot. (i am currently shaking my fist with rage at the computer screen and saying, "urgh" and "grr".) mary kate olsen needs to go to india...even though i read that indian food is good for weight loss or something...also, don't you think it's hilarious that mary kate is in rehab for anorexia and ashley is just there supporting her...haha. that's so funny. it's like, the pot saying, "hey kettle! you're a pot!". or something. ha. forgive me. anyway, you are smokin'! your relatives are only correct if by "put on weight" they meant, "kalindi is so hot i can't look at her or my face will melt like those nazis at the end of 'indian jones'." so there. check and mate. i win. you are hot. love, jill p.s. i just read over this comment and realized how strange it is. sorry about that. haha.

[anonymous]

i meant "indiana jones" not "indian jones" hahaha. that so funny to me...."indian jones"..i love it. how appropriate.let's pretend i meant it as some sort of clever pun. -jill