dear body,
why did you give me a 103 degree fever over spring break? and why did you confine me to bed for 2 days? i am angry at you.
love,
kali

spring break is a good thing.

especially when you have your license and a car (like me).

i wish it was summmerr, especially because i woke up this morning to sunlight streaming through my window.

booo for no summer.

but yeahhh for frisbee tournament's this past weekend and getting 4th (even though we should have gotten 1st or 2nd, except that ( Read more... )

1.My name is :: Kali(fornia) Nicole Paine

2. I may seem::: Like a crazy person that laughs too much but is clean cut.

3. But I'm really::: a crazy person that laughs too much.

4. People who know me think::: that I’m a crazy-ass motherfucker. Just kidding I have no clue what they think.

5. If you knew me you'd::: want to marry me.

6. Sometimes I feel ( Read more... )

EVERYONE WATCH AMERICAN BEAUTY IT'S SUCH A GOOD MOVIE. GO NOW AND WATCH IT.

there is no school tomorrow.

SO

sasquatch update.

for my birthday my parents said they would pay for a 2 day pass to the festival (sat and sun) and camping BUT only if my dad drives us over aand stays at the campground (boo).

the plan would be: he drives us over earrrrly saturday morning and drops us off at the gorge while he goes off and does boring dad things for the day. at ( Read more... )

so today i woke up and right away i decided i wasnt going to go to school. that decision was further solidified when i looked in the mirror and saw that my lips were swollen to at least 50% their usual size. and were a dark shade of purple. and i have abolutely no idea why. it's the weirdest thing ever. and the ugliest. sooo im doing homework at ( Read more... )

dear lauren,

please remember the top hat for me! i need it to be toulouse-lautrec.

love,
kali

;AGRPUISDFHBGSDF

has anyone looked at the line-up for sasquatch music festival this year?! because it is AMAZING. they should just call the festival "kali's favorite music festival" because seriously they have almost all of my favorite bands (except the polyphonic spree but oh well).

so in conclusion i am going to go, no matter what it takes haha. ( Read more... )

dick cheney accidentally shot his friend (a congressman or representative or something like that) while on a hunting trip in texas.

hahahahahaha.

I DELETED MY MYSPACE!!!

im so proud of myself, ive escaped from the cult.