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You'll be filled with elationy ecstasy to know that there is in fact nothing wrong with my kidneys ( Read more... ) -
I thought only pansies wore neck ties...
Last week i spilt red wine all over an old mans little jumper. Yes, i am using the word little to employ it's connotations of cute and innocent-ness. Poor guy didn't know what hit him and his argyle attire. I quickly (being the swift, stain-savvy waitress that i am) took the lid off two salt shakers and smothered him in it. He squealed with a ( Read more... ) -
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My days have been extremely uneventful since i left da uni (to be pronounced U-NY it's dropout lingo...checkit). I need to be doing something more secretive and dangerous. WHICH is why i have become a SPY. But don't tell anyone. So far the universe seems to be in order. The man next door walked around in circles wearing his dressing gown and i ( Read more... )
