I'm going to go see dogs die in hot cars tonight and my undies are moist with excitment conjured urine!
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This picture reminds me of Jeremy...i have no idea why and i think he was slightly offended.

i would like you to please give me random images to draw so i can stop distorting perfectly attractive peoples faces into ugly grimaces.


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I would like to put forward a question: what is a narrow forehead ( Read more... )

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* the smell of redskins combined with plastic is the scent of my childhood.

*The oh-so boho paisley print on tacky clothing looks like omoebas fighting

*kitsch is not pronounced quiche.

* All weirdos i have encountered on public transport have had googly eyes.

I think it's funny when people inhale through their nose loudly before they laugh. Mostly oldish, bookish men with hair infested nostrils ( Read more... )