[It's late at night, stars are glowing in the sky, and the moon's beaming with that creepy expression down over Camp Fuck You Die. Below, the onsen glimmers in the moonlight - and the added light of a couple of candles. And by the water, the light's shining on two naked bodies...]
Canon: You know how this goes, right? Ninjas, shounen retards, sunsets coming out of absolutely nowhere, and demons being sealed away inside innocent babies. Okay, it was only two babies. And one of those was our hero, Naruto
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