Well, I got my internet up and running again today ( Read more... )

Life is like a pimple.
You gotta sqeeze the crap out of it until it explodes.

Ya know?

My internet sucks.

New internet is on the way!

Did you know that if someone loses a betting chip on the floor of a casino,
it becomes the property of the casino, and if you take it, you can be
prosicuted for theft?

I keep seeing news teasers on ABC.
"Slow results, and no exit polls? Find how we will know who
won the election in Iraq."
And I thought, maybe count the votes, and see who has the most.

I was thinking.
Do you think China and Japan have an AmericaTown?

I was listening to a radio commercial. It was one of those silly
lottery commercials, and in this case, there was a guy who bought
a home haircut kit and looked terrible, etcetc. A woman co-worker
is making fun of him, and shouts out, "Does anyone have a camera-
phone?!"

A camera phone?!#?!?$111
What happened to just a camera?

Go Barbara Boxer

She's back!