Yes and No.

[kanadajin]

I am king-shit of work.
Not to toot my own horn.
But  I got a raise. a substantial pay increase.
a substantial retroactive pay increase.

Fuck, yeah.

I am, however, tired.
I've worked the past 6 days, and I work the next 6.
I have no social life and I'm still lonely.
At least I 'm getting paid more to be lonely.

Comments

[pantsandthecity]

Now you can just buy women.

[kanadajin]

Sure I could buy women, but when would I get to spend time with them? Or would it be like having one of those really nice cars that you just keep in the garage? I'd keep a photo in my wallet to show people and they'd be like "Wow Dave, she's a beaut. Ever take her out for a spin?" And I'd be like "awww hell no... I'm tryin to keep her mint."

[pantsandthecity]

That made my day.

[lovepump]

Yeah. Should be fine so long as you don't take her out of the box.