Breathing is for chumps...

[kanadajin]

"How did you let this get so bad

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[pantsandthecity]

Don't die, okay? I'll be really mad if you die.

Just take care of yourself, 'kay?

That's so sweet

[pantsandthecity]

Awww...little pantsy-schnookums doesn't want Dave to die. That's so cute.

Seriously, though...you got to admit it would have been pretty funny.

"So where's Dave? I haven't seen him in ages."
"Choked to death in his sleep."
"What?"
"Flu. Lung infection. Asthma. And no doctor."
"Ah. So he's a retard."

Aaron.