I hate girls too. They're always so bitchy and take things so personally. And then they're all up in my face and I'm all like, "Back off bitch" and shit. You know. And then I smash a bottle of Pil on the nearest tree or picnic table and try to cut their smug face.
Okay, maybe not. But once I put the class bully in a choke-hold because she tried to steal some cookies. I had a lot of pent-up rage back in grade seven.
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i feel like that about boys when i'm drunk.
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Okay, maybe not. But once I put the class bully in a choke-hold because she tried to steal some cookies. I had a lot of pent-up rage back in grade seven.
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It's just the beer I associate with bush parties and women who get in bar fights.
And once, when I was a little kid, my friend Brock peed in his uncle's Pil and he drank it!!!
And now if I ever taste Pil I swear I can taste pee.
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