does anybody else feel like they are actually loosing intelligence while surfing peoples blogs on myspace? fuck myspace. live journal 4ever. i haven't sold out yet.

Hank III is my hero. We are gonna have babies. Cute honkey tonkin' babies. It's already decided.

seriously Jake, FUCK the DNR. i almost got arrested by one of those fucks.

I'm going to canada bitches!

gretchen wilson is my new rolemodel and hero.

"now i'm one bud wiser than i was a minute ago"

that is genious.

oh yea and also I was caught smoking and some bitch took my cigarette and handed me this card that said- no smoking in the memorial coliseum, $100 fine. it looked like a fucking monopoly card. Was it a warning or something? It didn't have my name on it and I was sitting in the wrong seat so how would they know?

thank you rupert bomb! one of your old flyers helped me and jack sneak onto the floor at the NIN concert. We ripped them up and made them into ghettofied wristbands. :)

if anybody has a problem with me then come to me. jack is not my fucking secretary.

Fuck some snooty, competing girls. seriously. Where have all of the good hearted people gone?

who has wings i can borrow?