So i'm going through my mail, checking my junk mail to see if anything got filed wrong, and i noticed the subject line on some spam. Explosive cornelius. What the bloody hell is an explosive cornelius. It amuses me on such a deep level, and yet i'm pretty sure if i ever saw one, i'd be running in the other direction. Some other real classics are " ( Read more... )

I'm pissed off at the universe for everything its ever done to me, good and bad. How ineffectual of me.

I WILL SHIT ON YOU!!!!

bored. Really bored. Chain smoking. Horrible. People need to stop being emo.

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Brand new chuck taylors have got to be the most comfortable shoes on the face of the planet. They're really nice broken in, but nothing beats the first or second time you wear a pair. mmmmmm....

Interesting...

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