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[kangaroochamp]

Somefin's keeping me from drinkin' or smokin'.

If I was a different kinnna 'roo, I'd want to KILL EVERYTHING!

But I really more leave tha' task up to Tank.

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[tanky_tg]

Whot's wrong then?
*Feels strong need to make things right again*

[kangaroochamp]

Eh. Some gal right cursed me or sommin', an' now I can' bring meself to smoke or drink.

Everythin' else about me is the same, tho.

[tanky_tg]

...
We'll jus 'ave to kill her. A lot. With heavy sticks.

You sure? I could bring over a beer right now.

[kangaroochamp]

Luv, I just drained all my 120 proof Aussie beer into th' sink. Of my own will.

I seriously cannot open a can of beer, or light a fag.