Cleanin' house! Makin' room fer a soon oncomin' baby. Diggin' up all my toys fer th' little girl or boy. She'll/He'll love 'em. Also findin' all our old records. What th' fuck was Prince doin' in there?

'Ope kong's treatin' ya well, Tank. Thing's are holdin' down 'ere jus' fine. Think 'm gonna do a lil' gardenin' with yer gramps.

I've been listenin' to a lot of Devo lately.

Tha's all.

Going surfing with Noodle!

Tank's been pregnant for three or four months now.

Doin' well.

She's still really pissed she can't get up an' knock over liqour stores 'n stuff.

Nexus is great, but I feel bit of a dick hangin' aroun' there so much, leavin' Tank by herself. 'Cept when her grandda' who's aroun', who's great. Th' butler an' yeah, they don' fuckin' count.

So, I'm gonna be at Tank's grandda's a whole lot more. See ya. If'n you wanna talk, jus' send a lett or sommin'.

7 months till 'm a godda'.

Never thought there was anythin' I could be so impatient over.

Shit, iss makin' me want a cig. I've been doin' fine without 'em, I don' need 'em now. Shut up, body.

Dunno whot to do with the royalty checks an' stuff from th' toys. Put 'em in a chest like a real pirate, I figger.

Holy shit, 'm rich!

A girl named Sarah needs a place to stay, so'm givin' 'er one fer awhile.

Tank's doin' alrigh'. Sucks tha' she can get up an' do stuff tho. It'd suck fer anybody to 'ave to spen tha' much time in bed.

Once th' water goes down in th' nexus, 'm throwin' a bonfire party!

Also, still tryin' to find out more about this toy gun an' th' three years of me life I don' remember.

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( Iss a bit of a story, luv... )