To get:

Cake mix fer Mud's birthday.

Other food fer Mud's birthday.

Whipped cream.

To do:

Make lasagna fer tank.

Shoot thing with tank.

Go do a beer run with tank.

Cover self in whipped cream fer Tank.

Note to self: Tank is gorgeous an' wonderful an' awesome an' perfect.

Huh. Muds birthday is comin' up, isn't it ( Read more... )

I met Death awhile ago. She's cool. I think she thinks tha' I'm nice, which is really nice, coz tha' means when I die, she ain't gonna make it a bitch when I do th' whole travellin' to th' afterlife fing ( Read more... )

Ugh. Fok. I feel like I swallowed a whole pig who then decided it'd be a smart idea to explode in me stomach.

Feel sick an' useless. Don' like it.

There ain't nothin' wrong with makin' tea fer yer girl even when she breaks yer legs th' night before. Thass love.

I'm drunk an' I'm not wearin' pants.

This iss a good day.

Well, Muds is still pissed at me, but I don' think now he's about to go on another 'RAR KILL BIG 'ROO' thingee. Guess I was off tha' time. Nothin' to worry 'bout now, Tank, sorry to concern ya.

In fact, I think I made him nervous.

Holy shit.

Tank, I think I might've made Muds want to kill me. Again. Sorry.

I'm makin' th' burritos, though.

Left Kong. Those metal spiders were freakin' me out. I did steal an' old Huffy an' ride it through the hallways, though. Should still be a few tire treads there.

Hanging aroun' tha' Nexus place a lot. Good place to kill time.

Th' fact tha' th' girl I met is a succubus still blows mind.

Still worshipping Tank in every way.

Thass all fer now.-

Met a Succubus yesterday. Not th' kind you'd expect. This was a girl whot looked legal, yeah, but acted like a five year old - thought th' fire me lighter shot out was 'pretty'. An' she hugged me.

It was all a bit dodgy. She's adorable an' all, but th' whole thing was still dodgy.